Do you have an old girlfriend you are particularly fond of you could name her after.

I always liked Anastasia before the pop singer of the same name came along and ruined it.

Funkette

A senior police man rang in to lbc and said he had attended shouts where the appropriate course of action was to call a priest. He said one time he arrived to find an old lady sat in a kitchen chair perfectly balanced on the two back legs on top of her kitchen table. And he never made an official report As he had not long joined the force and did not want it to effect his prospects.

He of course could have made it up

No, I can still hear the noise it made.

I went prepared, full waterproofs from head to toe. :D

We were watching The Ten Commandments when we were kids. It got to the bit where Charlton ‘Moses’ Heston raises his staff to part the sea and the telly blew up.

Irrefutable evidence of God.

I went to midnight mass Xmas 2000 at the Vatican.
It was absolutely pelting down chubby rain.

The rain stopped, the pope walked out did the bizzo,he then finished and went back into St. Peter’s.. the moment he disappeared the skies opened again with torrential rain again. Made me think.

Died of a self inflicted gun shot wound.

When I was a kid I was watching tv when a fifty pence piece that was on top of the tv flipped up in the air and landed about six foot away from the tv, spinning the whole time when it was in flight.

Did not think much offit at the time as I had and still do have Avery limited knowledge of electrickery and thought there must be a non spooky explanation.

Do you still get the catchy butterkist butterrkist rah rah rah Kia ora I’ll be your dog and da da da da da da d d d da pearl and dean trilogy before every film.

There’s a dickie Gaywood near me.

Just listening to lbc while out and they quoted 78% of Americans don’t own a gun but 3% of the population own half of all the guns.

obesity

Blockaboots

I have recently developed an irrational fear of ticks.
My uncle recommended walking as a way of getting out the house more as suffering depression.

So I bought some boots and some lightweight waterproofs then happened upon an article on ticks and lymes and now won’t go as I fear every blade of long grass has a disease carrying tick atop of it waiting to condemn me to a lifetime of undiagnosed chronic illness.

This is despite previously living a very outdoorsie life and only ever seeing one tick on a hedgehog that found its way into the garden.

Just one more thing, does your son carry a man bag.

So many open carry vids on you tube.

Are Canadians generally happier than Americans.

Saying on the news he took ten suitcases into the room
And had built a snipers nest, what ever that is.

Good thing about wellies is they require no looking after and are high enough to keep your trews clean.

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These are smaller than satchels, nothing wrong with them. Could come in handy for skinning up on a windy day.

l they do all vape though , another thing I find strange seeing young kids vape.

Mortgage free in a tiny two up two down.
May be small but I have no wish for anything bigger.
Currently not working due to deppression so just really glad the prospect of being homeless is not something I have to worry about, as mental illness can result in many others less lucky than me ending up on the streets.

Two in left ear, one done at the chemist, other done by me with a needle at 14 and 15.
Can’t remember when I last wore one.

Stop, collaborate and listen,

One of the labourers on a building site I worked on was bent over doing something when my boss drew my attention to his builders bum. Where it was clear to all that he was wearing a leopard print thong.

From that day on he was known as and referred to as Tarzan, don’t know if it was padded though.

I thought a padded thong would be for a man of limited frontage in the pants department much the same as a woman may wear a padded bra.

Scratchcards?

Oh I say!

Don’t see as much of Bernie Clifton as you used too

That reminds me of walking through the estate I grew up on with a friend called Nicole. When we came across five foot high graffiti saying “nicole is a slut”
She turned to me and said” who has done that”.

I said ” I don’t know but it’s obviously some one who knows you”. We laughed.

I understand this is not the place for threads devoted to woman and men who give me the horn, and that’s fine. But when ever such things are mentioned people do belittle the posters with talk of hairy knuckled mentally and morally defecient throwback from the 70s and start posting pictures of kp nuts. I have seen it before.

The problem may be as much a difference in language as in attitude. One mans filthy is another mans sexually adventuress.

Denim boiler suit, she had just been bleeding her brakes.

May I say I have no problem with fern cotton and am sure she leads a far more interesting life than me.

People took more offence in his fithly comment than vacuous.

I understand people take offence and shout down people who express a sexual attraction to anyone on this forum quoting the 70s.

But that does not make you right, it’s your opinion.
Which I accept, it’s just not mine which you should accept.

Do the people who object view porn? Do you mastabate. Is that ok or are you ashamed.

Slightly off topic there is a well known (to me…) picture of holly willoughby in a bikini holding a melting ice cream. Now there is no way when taking that shot she did not know that when I see that it’s not an ice cream I imagine in her hand, and it’s defiantly not ice cream running down her fingers.

Sexual objectification ,gratification is part of life. Some people get such a bee in there Bonnet about it.

Why would she rather meet big John than deviant.?

There is nothing wrong with being sexually attractive or being sexually attracted. After all it’s the driving force behind us finding a mate and sexual attraction plays a predominant part in who we chose as a mate. Just look at that successful dating app, swipe left swipe right.

And I understand the thinking behind both deviants train of thought after all who doesn’t like a “dirty birdie”.
I also understand such talk offends a great many others.

What I don’t understand is why someone started this thread in the first place slagging off someone they know not. And that is not a problem but soon as a sexual spin is added that person gets jumped on, after all deviant said she was alright by him. :D

One does not simply say what one thinks in polite society.

For people to objectify her, yes.