Wait till you lose something else, then you will find the keys while looking for that. Then you will find that while looking for something else again. And so it goes on.

:D
I thought I would buy a £2000 minelab metal detector for £1600. Added detector to cart then applied code.

Saw it only discounted £75 not £400 so did it again.
Still only discounted £75, then realised there was a maximum discount of £75, so emptied cart and saved my self the £1600 I was going to spend on something I did not need. Kerching….

Code just saved me £1600.

I’ll get my coat.

They taste like rancid wheelie bin.

Apart from olive bread, for some reason I like olive bread.

Police…… that was where you went wrong.
The fire brigade was the ones you wanted. Pffft amateur.

No it’s based on the use of it in the cartoon. And ihn first post on the first page telling me it’s the preferred terminology.

People of colour is not a term I would use when talking about black people, simply because of growing up in the 70s and 8os in wembley, that was very multi cultural, my friends would not stand for being called coloured. I’m black not coloured, I’m not purple I’m black. They told me. So I call black people black, so I am reluctant to use the term people of colour unless I was talking about
The entire non white community.

A memorial garden to joe cocker.

And what about

I’m not convinced that a blanket ban on blacking up is the answer.
This is one of my favourite vids.

Is it only whit people who can’t black up.?

What if I was Chinese or Indian or mixed race?

Same thing happened to me last year.I Did not bother to ring the police, cost me £300 excess.

The whole thing was caught on cctv from shop two doors down, couldn’t make out the reg but they got out checked damage, went to the shop then drove off.

If it’s guests your entertaining tell them it’s a Christmas jumper party.

I wish my dad had told me never turn down a shag.
Because you won’t always be young and handsome.

How long before private enterprise can build a nuclear missile?. And then hold the world to ransom for 1 million dollars.

What happens to the 2nd stage?

Surely if we are talking super bras, it’s got to be the 90s

You think you got it bad,some **** ran over my cat.did not even stop. I only found out because he was bragging about it on some forum.

The people at Ferrari have a history of liking jags,
Enzo Ferrari said the e type was the most beautiful car ever made, and he made some crackers.

Miami vice

Cheers,

Can’t believe 3 pages and no one has said doctor who

“We’re going to prison” quickly changed to “ you’re going to prison”.

It’s the Muslim smokers who take their morning shit on company time and always on social media when they should be working that get my goat.

In the 80s I had a Saturday job fitting double glazing with my older brother. All the salesman owned supercars, some more than one. Mainly Porsche and Aston’s , a couple of testorossas and lotus.

Even the guy who made the sealed units had an old 308 (Ferrari not Peugeot)

And they used to drive these to prospective customers to sell them windows. They were a flash cocky bunch.

If an accountant is doing your taxes they know how to save you money using the laws as they are, but I doubt they will help you fiddle as they themself could lose their livelyhood . But if you went to an accountant and asked them for advice telling them the facts they could advise you and not report you.

But then you could not use them if you wanted to be economic with the truth because they would know different and then be complicit with your fiddling.

Unless they are bent, of course.

I know someone who did this. He told the tax man that he had been just about surviving by earning just enough to keep his head above water and gained low paid labouring jobs by standing around in B&Q carparks with the immigrants seeking work by asking anyone who pulled up in a van if they had a days work for £40 or £50 a day.

He told them it was pointless hitting him with a huge bill as he would not be able to pay it and it would only force him to continue to work in the black economy for The rest of his life. They agreed on a payment of £2000 which he paid. And then got a job as a plasterer paying his taxes ever since. So it worked out best for all concerned.

The Poles could do it for half the price. Cheaper for cash.

And they will throw in a tazer

It’s bedlam where I am, lots of short but steep hills.

People spinning wheels but going nowhere but sideways into the kerb. Cars abandoned by the side of the road. When will those crazy cats learn.

Are they still nice despite not being made of dairy milk grade chocolate anymore.

Before I had some sympathy for WCA, but now I hope his foot falls off.

No, I’m not jealous at all.

that sounds like a significant labour saving advance.

Especially as the police are recommending people with keyless cars use diskloks.
Not a faf at all

A few years ago I knew someone from waterlooville who work nights building that.

He said at the time they had too make some design changes as as it was someone worked out it would sink if it was not moving.

Watch those Cop programs on the telly, they can chase a stolen car across town for half an hour, with a helicopter, 3 TrafPol cars, a dog team and 12 officers, and despite getting caught red handed, the scrotes get off with a “insufficient evidence” or “fined £12.37 in costs” etc (despite the bill to the taxpayer probably being £25k for just that chase)

And next week, they are caught doing exactly the same thing again…..

This really boils my piss

I watched one where the police traced a stolen car back to a chop shop in a cow shed on a farm.
Despite they fact they caught two blokes in the process of dismantling a stolen car surrounded by other stolen cars waiting to be dismantled and a shit load of parts from previously dismantled cars.

Yet at the end of the programme Jamie theakstone said “ and the two men caught dismantleing stolen cars were let go with no further action due to lack of evidence” and he did not even follow it up with “I shit you not”.

My local they knocked down to build affordable housing so it’s a thing of the past.

Four hundred and fifty thousand for leasehold affordable housing my arse.

Set up a web cam in your bedroom and charge people to watch you frolicking in a range of women’s underwear.

I was thinking it should be called “sex offender November”

Nickhit3
You now know where you went wrong. You have been told by a moderator that he despite your previous warnings he felt your punishment was harsh.

What more do you want from this thread.

I don’t think having a swear filters is a problem,
We are allowed to use such terms as chocolate starfish, rusty sheriffs badge. And joke about visits to centre parks and the oxo tower and terms like playing the rusty trombone. As long as they let us have our bum fun they can’t be bad.