sounding quite bullish at the prospect..

aarrringe foive.

i’m from deb’m

If dogs and their owners are so great, why do beaches ban them at all?

is there really any point to owning a dog? shitting, noisy, potential for violence.

just cant see a positive.

Baste well with melted butter, cover in streaky bacon. Add some water under the wire tray and bung a couple of onions in there

..Are we still talking about turkey?

thought ‘brining the bird’ was a euphemism..

dunno what it is but if nigella’s going to be there, i’m up for it! 🙂

Yay! that means the price will come down as demand drops!
more for me!

corner hiding pussy campers.

..available with any online shooter.

the noskill lamers.

1and1

some bastard has been stalking me with a camera!

profile schmofile. dslam, blah blah, speed shaping/ trimming, transit/ peering.. all bollox

sounds like you have an issue with your line, mol.

plug a normal wired phone into the test port on the NTE (ALL your other kit disconnected) and listen for crackling/ buzzing. do you have any recent examples of your phone ringing but no-one there? rings once and stops? crossed lines? people trying to call but cant get through?

tried swapping filters and the lead from socket to router? is your house fed via a pole outside or underground? if overhead,what colour is the wire to your house?

slow speed can be the result of a line fault.. the exchange kit is talking to your router but is having trouble being heard.. so it slows down in order that the data can get through.. a bit like trying to talk to your deaf granny.. slow and steady.

once the problem is cleared, the exchange kit will eventually see that the line is better and will jack up the speed to suit.

resetting the speed without fixing the issue will not work in the long run.

speedtester is crap. will not help you resolve your issue.

the phone network is a living thing. it is constantly under attack from the elements and other factors. if you had 2.5meg before and it has got slower, the elements or some other factor is affecting it and can be fixed.

2/3 of a triathlon?*

*you may not win if you only do the swim/bike element.

mccartney is a self seeking ****.

ymmv.

remember his mediocre ‘me me me’ performance at the olympics.

****.

hugh jarse?

Are you sure?

Yes.

6 years of ADSL faulting.

If you daisy chain say 8 filters then plug a phone in it’ll be fine?
It could work fine for a while.

The more stuff you plug in, the more likely you are to have a problem.
Keeping it simple= reliability and speed.

my 5p worth to the OP.
1.The NTE is old, i would consider getting that changed by an Openreach engineer, if you are not getting the same speeds as your neighbours (leave it a couple of days for the connection to settle after your latest fix)
2.Take off that single orange extension wire (as per your photo) thats attached to the front plate. it can cause problems.
3. only plug ONE filter into a socket where you use a wired phone, (or sky box etc)
4. Take care that you have filtered correctly, double filtering or trying to run your router off the voice side of the filter output is the bigger user error there is.

ADSL frontplate= waste of money generally, the plug in ones do the same job.

guess what, if you plug another filter into the voice socket of a filter (as above picture) there is nothing left to filter.
the extra filter will only cause problems.. and thats if all filters are ok

op, try one filter plus the dsl cable then into the router ONLY in the NTE backplate, have the router next to the NTE.

whats the result?

ps, that nte looks old, does it have an old T logo?may need changing.

why you no listen?

DOUBLE FILTER=NO CONNECTION.

edit: out of each side of the filter you will either have voice or broadband, its a FILTER not a doubler.

NTE wired up wrong? the ‘incoming’ wire should be attached to the ‘big’ bit of the NTE, not the little frontplate.

Filters:
1 simple rule. you only need a filter in each socket that you plug a wired phone into.

beware of ‘double filtering’ where you plug, say, an extension lead into the ‘phone side of a filter (off an NTE), then plug your router into another filter on the end of the extension.

edit: could also be the filter itself.

Closed Bridleway

looks open to me.

Obviously OP is a trail centre rider pusher then.

edit: Shout too loud and the council will turn into this:

orange 5 owners are zankers

what do i win?

😀

the garage is a front.

all their money is made through other (non-garage) activities.

what car does matey drive?

thanks dt when ya can spell feel free 2 come back muppet

you could nip round the chinky and pick up three portions of eggflylice.

then wrap it in non controversial, non religious, lesbian-but-thats-ok paper.

send cake and I will tell you.

this thread has no friends.

how much driling you going to do?

bought a cheap cordless 10yrs ago, £15 homebase special, still, going strong

for concrete etc, I still got the wired drill my ex wife (bitch) got me when I was 19.
I am 45.

unless youre building your own house, buy cheap, rag its ass then buy another.

oh,

not the thread i was expecting.

I struggle with long sentences too.
casual racism? whats that?
surely a racist by definition is malicious, calculating, intent on hurting with words or deed.

thoughtless people who say words without considering their impact cannot be called racist.

lol, looks like its not just the ebayer thats od’d on testosterone.

you are rafa benitez and I claim my £5

I dont think you need to worry about that womans feelings Rachel,

That woman knows exactly whats shes doing.. getting labelled as whatever is exactly what she wants.. as well as generating watchers for her manky trainers.

When my missus puts clothes for sale on ebay, she doesn’t take her bra off and model the clothes, she irons things, puts them on hangers and photgraphs them hanging on the door. The clothes sell perfectly OK, with no bleeding hearts commenting on how it’s unfortunate she hasn’t got fake tits so that she can display ebay clothes like normal people.

From the pictures you see of her tat for sale, theres a whole lot more issues going on that womans life and you dont need to be a cross-dressing Poirot to see that.

So we poor non-premier members get to learn how to save the lives of rich premier members, but not the other way round?

Wow its been a whole day in STW land and no-ones mentioned fat cat bonuses and champagne lifestyles!

No mention of any cost cutting measures from STW towers, efficiency savings such as cycling to work, using only one gear, re-using tea bags, buying cheap flapjack etc?

Just hammer the poor punter in his Audi, in these austere times.

😉

plenty unless she is downhill awesum, in which case i would expect she’s already got an awesum bike to match.

84% of our clients get new careers via the unadvertised job market

Would i need crystal ball skills to find a job here?

Oh, and why dont CV and interview pro’s NOT have the best jobs?

if i had eddie jordans cash and wore trousers like that, i’d give exactly the same amount of **** that he does.

feliway?

why would anyone want to spray aerosol catpiss around their home?

what traffic?

thanks guys

i think il grab a cheepee slick and see how long it lasts

(and how long i last til i get bored!)