White fur, bear claws, lack of rubber ring = polar bear who was a shit swimmer

For an informed STW appraisal, we need pictures of the nanny.

How visible were/ are you?

Yes, other people should look properly but how did you help them here?

Riding in the blindspot of someone coming up behind a lorry is risky.. put yourself where he CAN see you, irrespective of how much traffic there is.

All other road users are idiots.. you must accept that and think for them if you want to enjoy your bike.

I disagree with others who say bikes are dangerous.

Horses and carts, walking or driving a tank.. all have an element of risk.

‘Cheezey Feet’s Sweet Tweet’?

Just to prove I’m not a Audi driving IT nonce..

I’ve had a pair of these for over 10 years, comfy as hell, I used to stand all day in these in my machining days.. a bit tatty now, but still has original laces! 🙂

Linky

asking on the wrong forum here son..

IT office based Audi drivers don’t wear proper footwear.

only needs balls if you are twatting big bits unless you have a bit of weight to put behind it.

presumably the stop works too on yours? (will stop the self-twatting of head, arms etc)

World of warplanes.

/ thread.

nicked.

I N R A T S

clubber – Member

But you said you loved it last night, cheez0…

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Yeah, but you were the taker, clubber ! 😉

I’d rather have bum sex than a **** road bike

Northwind, shame on you.

You look after your mallet and torque wrench collection better than that poor bike.

Lovin how the roadies are telling you ‘you WILL learn to love it’

Just like bum sex.

Ditch it, lesson learnt. Buy mtb. Smile sooner rather than later.

P.s

I dont consider crash damage to be consumable… unless you have a contract like cal crutchlow, who gets through 8 bikes a week!

No offence, like!

Cheers

Guy M

The answer for me is anything that you have sat at home ready to replace the worn/ dead bits.

Tubes
Tyres
Some bearings
Brake pads
Gear cable inners
Chain and drive

Everything else is ‘structural’.. will need replacing, but less often.

Cheers

Greasy B

nbt, have you tried the tests I described in my earlier post?

any noise, etc?

sounds like you wiring is in a shit state due to the bodger previous owner, but cat5 is pretty good if its connected to the back of sockets etc properly and the bloke used ‘pairs’ of wires within the cat5 to plumb the phone line around the house.

When I say pairs in cat5, I mean a twisted pair, there are four sets in cat5, example the ‘white and blue’ wire with the ‘blue and white’ are one pair.

if the connected wires are mismatched, you could get router erroring and slow speeds

Didnt they invent the internet to enable geeks to communicate across the world?

Do you get to sign off with a natty sig?

CQCQ

CH33Z0 B

Nbt.. how does the phone line get into your house? Via a pole? Small connection box or cover low down on external wall.. maybe on the road or pavement side of the house?

Master socket may be the one closest to that.

If the internal wiring is not undisturbed or tatty or damp/ corroded, that could be the problem. Undo the socket screws and have a careful look at the metal bits.

Oi, Bear-needs-accessories!

What about a comment on MY man-bag suggestion?

(I have one of those, btw, carries my phablet galaxy note2 and my wallet, plus headphones, paracetamol etc.)

Am saving up for a Glock.

Cheers,

Glocky B

pfft,

you need one of these (or another one in the range)
Proper man bag – with space to carry your Glock and a spare mag.

Cheers – Arnie

globalti a few things to check..

Try all this at the NTE test socket first.

1. using a WIRED phone, listen for noise, crackling or a buzz?
2. any problems with overhearing other people?
3. When people call in, do you have any ‘ring tripping’? (rings once or twice then stops but when you pick up someone is there?)
4. Does the ADSL synch drop when the phone rings?
If you answer yes to any of these, you have a possible line fault – call your CP and get an engineer to check. remember to describe what you are experiencing to him/ her.

If all seems clear synch up your router at the NTE test socket.. get onto the admin page and write down what speed you are synched at, plus make a note of any erroring that might be occurring.
refresh (F5) that page a few times, if the errors are counting up at a vast rate, you may have a line problem that can’t be detected by ear.

If all seems OK there, now check you internal stuff..
Is the wiring in your house likely to be affected by damp? Cold walls, wires or sockets by windows etc.

For internal wiring..
Re-attach the NTE frontplate (i.e connect your extensions)
Leave the router unplugged for the time being.

1.Do the same checks as above from each of the sockets., is there any noise now that the internal wiring is connected back up on the NTE?
2. try and synch up your router, (with no other phones plugged in anywhere) do the same admin page checks as before.. any difference?
3. Try synching up with different filters, you have several right? Any difference?

Post here your results please.

ps. Flaperon, how do you describe an engineer please?

for me, its not really the songs that piss me off.. its the constant playing of the things 4 times a day that eventually makes me sick to hear them.

That skyfall thing from last year.
plenty of that stuff mentioned above, for the same reason.
that **** 8am ‘how do you like your eggs’ **** jingle that chris evans plays after moira finishes the news.. and that **** candyman shite.

off switch reached for at 8.05 exactly.

rantus completus.

Cheers

Jazzy B

My comment is due to the fact that the picture being shown is not that of a chestnut.. old or new.

Epic fail is epic.

deadlydarcy – Member

That’s a bit new looking Cougar.

..and its a conker, not an ‘old chestnut’

bell ends.

What are you bleedin on about?

Too late i know but i would have opted for a **** and a cuppa tea.

Bloke i work with does exactly the same.. hangs a timer round his neck to remind him to do something in 30mins etc.

If it works, why change?

Footflaps,

Get any bees in that box?

Cheers,

Danny Bee

Russian astronaut writing in space solution..

Get a less fat bastard to do the job at height.

While we’re at it, make sure he’s tall as well.

smells a lot like bullshit in here..

…oh, and judge judy?

I would.

(I bet she’s got some ace ‘outfits’!) 🙂

Fnarr.

You ?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~miles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? her

Get shot of her fast.
No ‘just friends’
No texting
No ‘bumping’ into..

As has been said, this cow will make your life a misery if you let her.

No hole is worth your sanity.

Tired.. did the pencil pull through?

dial 17070 and listen, is it your number that the auto-person reads out?

shh, jamj, its not you. 😀

I’ve met the most incredible woman in the world…

No such thing.

Grow up.

Get a grip.

This is lidderally a piss boiling situation

Binners, is the ‘arses’one (top left) yours too?

I vote to reopen the other thread!

Join me, brothers!

What he said doesnt seem very different from the rest of the bullshit polititians spout.