Ive been and had my hair cut, done a bit of gardening.. now im back..

Is it here yet?

16:12 is my guess.

Is there live webcam streaming through OPs window down the street?

MU99EDD?

I work in the highway.. waving traffic is a no no.

let them make their minds up because when you start directing traffic you take responsibility.

‘But officer, she waved me past..i have witnesses..etc’

Pull over, slow down, even block them if its in an unsafe spot.. make it easy for them to decide but dont direct.

Drill it out.. tap it M8. Job done

[STW mode]call that a lawn? no wonder passers-by think its abandoned waste land! 🙂 [/STW mode]

*not really, the bastard needs a hammer through his window.

Product placement?

Logs or stoves in every shot?

🙂

Rocketdog in internet forum fail.. 🙂

Didnt notice you’d popped out.

Joe..

got any bikes for sale? 😉

Working
idiots from playing World of Tanks
Weeds.

More than one house ownership
immigration
sports bras. 🙂

Stupid proof! 😀

from those pictures it looks like the discs and pads are glazed right up.. get the pads sanded on some rough sandpaper and rub the discs too, but on sandpaper not as rough. get that burnt crap off.

pictures of ‘tool’s and ‘weapon’s lol, is there a bullshit bingo for bike riders?

have fun with your new bike OP..

however, I would be a bit concerned about which bit of your mtb would end up sticking out of your guts if you came off tbh.. in the same way that I would only put soft stuff in a rucksack etc.
I would use a car for tanking the mtb out.

live among people.

..on the other hand, why do most johnny foreigners use ‘fer shure’ at the start of all their english sentences?

vettel: ‘fer shure, it was a tough race today..’ etc etc.

Never heard a engleesh person talk like dat.

I miss gary anderson.. for entirely different reasons.

i would add that bt sport have had a scoop with melanie sykes fronting moto gp..

back to her non-bony best!

In times of trouble and strife what we really need Is

..links that work?

Is cheggars outside?

blinglespeed shirley? 🙂

This thred makes more sense than 99% of the rest of stw forums.

Samsung keypad test..

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Test complete. Working as expected.

Look at all that traffic.. yeah, that road really needs a bike lane.

not.

I spect most lottery winners will have an ex or someone that they dont now associate with..

cant wait to piss my 4 ex wives and bastard family members off when i win 🙂

mr blobby, which of your pictures shows the most cars?

yes, everyone else is an idiot.

^dat. 🙂

this thread needs beards.

Buying cornish ale in devon?

Have a word with yourself.

op, move to exeter.. dont bother with any town within 15 miles, the towns are generally shitty and the commute will be crap.

People are c@@ts. Avoid.

buy more cats

I’ll take Lize.. whats a piccinninni?

Edit.. on second thoughts, how much for the pair if i have Sallie too?

Headline fail

‘you’re’

Move/ sell the house, live somewhere new and make new memories.

minimal/ no contact with ex.

Mtg.. forgetting where you live is not a symptom of early dementia, unless youv just moved house.

Ppe the old bugger up and let him have his fun.

miserable stw nannies.

You bin sold a duffer.. no pedals.

Call the taste polis on drac!

/witchburning mode

this thread has won the award for being the shittest this week.

I climb telegraph poles.
my ladder has a v shaped (approx. 120deg) moveable grippy piece at the top to sit around the pole, plus a rope to tie the ladder at the top to the pole.

you wont be able to buy one from BT but perhaps you could make up a V bit and mount to the top of your ladder * do it safely of course.

looking at the link above, we get issued with the ladder stopper( good on VERY flat ground) and the microlite standoff (good for walls)

while up the ladder/ pole, you need to strap yourself on too.
we have a fall arrest lanyard, plus a work belt which attaches to hips and goes around pole.

watch a new guy learning how to do it!

heheh, nice rant title
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