I often have a good read of stw forums (via mobile webbamajob) while taking a shit, so I can report live from the event…
Its a front to back motion, with approx 2 x 24inches of carefully coiled low grade paper material followed with 3 (or perhaps four, for a really sparkly job)high grade wet wipes*
*Wetwipes of course,if I am at home. I feel a bit of a **** walking off to the shithouse with a pack of wetwipes tucked under me arm while at work, in which case I make do with the slightly uneasy feeling of possible tagnuts for the rest of the day. 😕
I think I (and many others) have shared far too much. 😮