I can do the rubix cube.. takes about 5 mins

Its all gone quiet.. no wifi in the shithouse OP?

‘Dutch Rudder’

lol, 5 mins of urban dictionary browsing to cheer up any day!

cleveland steamer still one of the best (from a description point of view, of course!)

Comletely lost will to ride a bike.

I think you need a P.. then i’m sure you’ll feel better.

‘Middlenametrackworld’
or
‘cheez0’, natch.

im gonna vote UKIP.

yeah, yeah, they might be crap, but if they get in you can guaran-damn-tee the tories and labour will buck their shit up properly so we *might* have an effective government the time after.
out of Europe. tick.

/long game

oh, I’d love a two way radio, then I could tell chris evans and that northern **** on radio 1 that they ruin mornings.

oh, and Vine, what a wummer.

good lord, half a page and no-one has said Bill Paxton,

aliens, twister, etc I got a log out in the shed that’s more believable

‘game over man, game over’
‘we gotta get outta here’ etc.

twunt.

Kelly brook and nigella wrestling in bikinis in a bouncy castle covered in chocolate sauce.

and a dozen motorbikes.

and a lottery win.

and be richard branson.
..

sod spending £500 on a hardtail and £800 on ‘wicking clothes’ and all that crap.

blow the lot on the bike that gives you the biggest grin, rock up on a full suss if it makes you feel good!
when you are grinning who gives a shit about the weather?

worry about that other crap later, coz you can buy it bit by bit.. when you don’t have a large lump of cash in your pocket.

heart>head

I use Tamiya acrylics mainly, get some thinners too to slow down the drying a little. 1.50-1.60 per pot (approx.)

as for glue, the really extra thin ‘volatile’ stuff (tamiya do one)has low surface tension and uses capillary action to flow into joints

just discovered it myself, will never go back to gloopy.

edit: use specific clear glue for canopies – revel contacta

double edit:
just finishing off this meng 1/35 Bradley – full detailed interior. bloody beautiful kit

Onion gravy – what’s in yours?

is this a trick question?

use 2 chicken livers

Above and beyond group therapy on mixcloud.. recapping my bookmarked faves for the year.
.oh, edit.. ditto Matt Darey

..unexpected additional pooh = more stw browsery.

/ log complete

Im having another pooh

Heheh.. your dyslexic spellchecker has produced a classic, Drac!

Im having a pooh.

Ronnie is undoubtably an absolute legend and gifted at his game

but he’s not really an ‘ambassador’ is he?

gj lewis by the way.

‘Walk spoiler’ – descriptor of the day 🙂

Lewis all the way.

‘F1 boring sport, not a vintage year.. blah blah..’

cycling is not the only sport y’boring whingers

Drac – Moderator

You are already breaking the law on amber.. you would have to show a good reason for why you drove through an amber (to get let off).

Try again.

Drac, Y U NO GOOGLE?

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2002/3113/regulation/36/made

http://www.hilldickinson.com/downloads/client_services/knowledge_and_publications/insurance/19_august_2011.aspx

http://www.confused.com/car-insurance/blogs/blog-traffic-lights-are-you-an-amber-gambler

all these links state that the law applying to red lights applies to amber. i.e STOP

(e) the amber signal shall, when shown alone, convey the same prohibition as the red signal, except that, as respects any vehicle which is so close to the stop line that it cannot safely be stopped without proceeding beyond the stop line, it shall convey the same indication as the green signal or green arrow signal which was shown immediately before it

You are already breaking the law on amber.. you would have to show a good reason for why you drove through an amber (to get let off).

red light, no such leeway.

got what u deserve.

doing it in public

this bloke just got done for doing something completely beautiful and natural in a public place.

Most of the comments on the bbc hys are saying thay farage is making a perfectly reasonable comment

A lot different from this daily mail reading forum.

Well its not bts fault the engineer decided to try and ‘do a favour’ and went into your unboarded or otherwise unsafe loft.

(Edit: the engineer knows full well to not go into an unsafe, unboarded loft.. plus the consequences)

Do the right thing and go through bts damage claims process.. the engineer will have to explain his risk assessment or lack thereof.

..coz you dont want the same thing to happen with a serious accident as a consequence, do you?

The former king of Spain reminds me of a proboscis monkey

hes got a **** great nose too!

Opened thread expecting to see a story of eastern european overtaking..

is disappoint.

What caused the 1989 house price crash?

I’m sorry, it was me, I wanted to get on the housing ladder at a young age, bought into the hype at the time and then lost 25% of the value when my relationship broke up and needed to sell up.
Then spent another several years paying back the neg equity with my next mortgage, causing financial problems for me and my (next) partner which helped that relationship break down too.

Thanks 80’s housing boom, you set me up for life.

What drac says in the few comments above +1

..and i wouldnt want to visit piemonsters local!

I just got coned by howie.. into opening this thread

Some people who live alone like their place tp be filled with only their crap. Its a territory thing.

why not keep your carrier bag of bloke maintenance stuff in the back of your car?

Also, as has been said, keep your eye out for ‘not yours’ pubes around her place.

and
.. wheres the picture, man??

Family forum people – some of those are innapropriate.

..yeah, no-one wants to see dogs patting cats on the head..

gross.

Want some bum fun?

WTF, drive past the quantocks to go to horner??

must be mad.

as robbo said.. drop down off ridge into combes, ride up fireroad etc. repeat.

two pages in and not one of these..

BIG DATA

more

BT have a new phone out that can block calls, callers have to say their name and press # ..auto bots cant press # and you can hear the name of the caller before you pick up or divert. they claim 100% effective.

linky

“Those who do not know history’s mistakes are doomed to repeat them”

The one thing we should learn from history is that history is not learnt from.

oh, and the ‘minimalist strikes’ that we are hearing/ reading about? you are not hearing about the important stuff that’s bound to be going on.

Ed.. maldonado, shirley? 🙂

Major bragging fail.

Lets look again at all those pictures of the bike you didnt buy, plus the amount of beer and fags you could buy for£250

Scaled.. dont be fooled into thinking your mrs buys all that bullshit.

she just lets you say that so you can buy her another dress and helps her forget to ask you about that latest wiggle parcel.

🙂