Police in ‘appears-not-to-give-a-shit’ shocker.

Wouldn’t have taken 2secs for Hora to have got a sympathetic ‘sorry m8, i haven’t got time because…’ from the policewoman, but didn’t.

Cue an evening of tinternetz police/public relations argumentsdiscussions.

If only she knew, huh?

yunki,

do you mean a shit, a **** or a ****?

🙂

edit – well, that’s a shit ruled out!

nbt,

my trail is easy to follow, apart from getting the correct lane at the start, at dulverton, and also the crossing of ‘the allotment’ (at the top right of my map)

from summerway, go across the field where there has been a lot of logging work, head towards a gate, go thru the gate and with your back to it, take the ten oclock path towards spire cross.
a 1:25000 map will help

Wimbleball loop is a bit boring and unbike friendly due to boggy bits IMO.
How ’bout this?
Anticlockwise, start from Dulverton, 23Km, a couple of good climbs, varied terrain and a tea stop half way!

minion DHF is the answer.

let the tyre do its work at a proper pressure. i.e not half flat.

if you need more grip get super tacky.

..bottom of page three and still no decent photos.

Are the middle aged couple who want to move out of an area with high immigrant population racist?
Or what about the school that i used to go to.99% Asian now.The people who don’t want their child to go there,are they racist?

victims of racism perhaps?

i played footy for 10years before i found out that my acl had snapped.

was told by docs that most rugger boys don’t have ACLs, instead the muscles hold your knee together and that i didnt necessarily need to have it rebuilt like gazza.

the docs, keyholed my knee and trimmed off the wavy ends of the ligament (which were getting trapped in my joint from time to time and giving me gyp) and have been hunky dory ever since..

always wear a neoprene strap for footy,for a bit of confidence/ stability though.

Torrington is closer to Dartmoor, there’ll be someone along in a minute to point out some trails there…

I struggle with long sentences.

just get your hands on a big Dick. You won’t be disappointed!*

the ladies will be impressed![/url]

*says me, counting Top Retail Butchering among skillset.

how many STWers to change a light bulb?

walkie talkies innit.

”get the kettle on, red leader, i’m on my way in from the man shed.. kssshhhhkkk”

I have no problem going to cinema alone, after all everyone else is watching the film.. etc*

On the other hand, going to a restaurant alone, everyone is watching billy no mates, sitting there looking awkward. I can’t do it, even to the point where i sit and eat a bag of cold ‘2min microwave rice’ for dinner instead of putting myself through the shameful experience.

*snogging missus/ someone elses missus/ texting/ making gross nosebagging noises with eating popcorn or someone elses missus etc.

so, no-one had any cable ties to strap him to a tree and leave the fecker for the crows?

sadly, i feel this scrotes experience will not put put off other scrotes from trying the same.

Should have had this fella along, he likes a bit of XC..

I knew there was a reason why i couldn’t sleep.. its so that i can reply to this thread!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meaning_of_life

..just what is the point of it all?

Hey all,

I’m working around Dorking for the next couple of weeks and iv shoehorned the bike into the van.
is/are there any kind soul/ souls who would show me around of an evening? 🙂

cheers!

p.s (mattjg, YGM)

hey, thanks, hadn’t considered yha

Holy Thread resurection Batman!

It’s been a while coming and it’s not my first model, but since my OP I’ve discovered Warhammer!
Warhammer is great for ‘anything goes’ kind of creativity re paint and adding your own bits. I didn’t airbrush this one but I’ll post up some of my other attempts soon.
He was great fun to make and I think he looks cool!

Here’s Mr Deff Dread..

Any more Warhammerers here? (I dont play the game tbh, I leave that to overweight, unwashed teenagers)

just search for the ‘ where are you riding today’ threads and then pop round their house and help yourself!*
.
.
.* may not be legal.

now, I can see the comedy value in that pic but surely it makes sense to have chains on the front. I presume the driver needs to stop too?

‘hot water may be dispensed at high temperatures’

stuck above every hot water tap in my employers substantial number of buildings across the uk.

I shit you not.

daveplanetx
“yaddayaddayadda”

first rule of dealing with customer complaints..

it doesn’t need 500 words worth of excuses, just a quick and satisfactory fix

second rule, make sure it doesn’t happen again.

sorry, dont like the national.. the ultimate spectacle of horses being flogged/ridden to death for entertainment.

wrong.

so, there loads of jobs in france then?

si, il charge des emplois en France alors?

all I want to do is stop

empty small tuna tin, drop of methylated spirits, give the pads a rub and light em up!

no problemos.

Who’s got a good Chilli Recipe?

i have, thanks

sorry cant share, it’s a secret.

fishy fishy

houston, we have a daily mail reader..

come on own up, it was you, wasn’t it?

theres a lot of gumpf on the linky, but basically, you need to tell the hamster that starts up your machine not to bother doing a chkdsk on startup.

this is done with a simple dos command. simply do a start button/run and type in ‘cmd’ (without ”s) and then the old black dos prompt window appears.

enter the lines of code as per the linky (spaces and syntax are important) and press enter as reqd.

this sends a message to the hamster to stop messing around with your machine.

edit: 9/10 a new hard drive is not reqd.

fishing town in smelling of fish shocker.

****.

linky

lots on google about it m8ee,

hope knee = ok

‘ heat resistant rotors’

april fool right?

if the rotors dont get hot, the bike don’t stop.

basic laws of physics.

a good turner would soon knock one of those out.

providing you have accurate dimensions our the original

in my game, applying for jobs is just that, a game.

my senior manager expects me to apply for jobs, even if they are in places that would be impossible to move to or positions that i wont be successful for, due to other people having been acting in that position and knowing the jo/people inside out.
its all to do with ‘learning to play the game’

this has been a new concept to me, i never applied for a job before that i either didnt want or didnt think i had a better than even chance of being successful.

and i would be frowned upon big style if i didnt ask for feedback when unsuccessful.

your reaction for not being successful is noted by senior managers.

is your knockback a spur to make you do better and prove to your bosses that they made a mistake by not promoting you or a kick in the teeth, where you dont get back up therby justifying their decision that you are not the person for the job.

my 2p worth.

edit – my advice is that you ARE entitled to feedback and you should listen carefully to the feedback and make the changes necessary to enable you to be successful next time.. if you want to get the promotion.

is it that i smell?

love from the threadkiller.

if you are depressed there, there are fewer opportunities here.

but the scenery is nicer, but that wont matter, because you wont have any money to afford to live in the scenic places, coz they’re too expensive, and fuel is so expensive that you wont be able to afford to visit them.

look abroad if you want opportunities, further than europe too.

hope that cheers you up!

best april fool so far!

well done.

you use a foreman grill instead of a frying or griddle pan for steak?

you deserve the results you get.

yep, me n mrs cheeze enjoyed two trips with them..
cheap n cheerfull, coz you’re not going just to sit around the accommodation all day, are you?

there will be some middle class haters along in a minute that want it all but won’t pay the price

edit. meals and staff we found to be excellent.

this thread should have a warning about spoilers

I will be extra carefull now, esp getting into the shower or sleeping with my eyes closed.