are you on commission?

I dont eat mcdonalds as im off the bread and as everyone knows, the staff w4nk in the burgers.

on the positive side, i suppose that would increase the ‘nuritional value’!

gits.. im off to buy some now.

and a scotchegg.

and zum zoider.

bugger.

lessons on html?

it aint tarantino

dez, no need to be 13.. you mess about on bikes right?

nice rover.. very sweeney!

thanks guys,

i can find lots of surnames which match potential relatives in the right locale, but it would be good to have a handle on WHO and WHAT they were/did.

I spoken to my mum etc, but that will only take me so far.

Any websites better than others? I’d pay money to the right one, but i dont want to pay out just to turn up a load of crap (i.e scammers, con artists).

wow, i wouldn’t have paid that much for the real thing!

are you my family from italy formaggi?

milkman.

no, really 🙂

we did a bit of safety training the other day, as we go into peoples houses where they got dogs-its-ok-he-never-bites-type-things.

Bloke running the course said dachshunds are the nastiest bastards ever. statistics.

i hate dogs, stupid, barky, bitey and shit everywhere.

the owners are worse.

dont bother smoothing out the trails into some kind of forest motorway on my account, I like a few bumps and rocks, my bot-bot doesn’t mind,

i’ve looked at all the pichers and I reckon I can still see a line that even I could get my bike through.

southern softies.

whats the point of dental records? shirley you point to the one thats hurting and the dentist fixes?

‘open wide please, I want to look at your dental history’

simples

pottsie, adsl will work to around 10km with the right conditions.. 0.4meg at a mile is rubbish.

you got a buzzy crackly line?

crackly line = imbalance= poo adsl.

get openreach around to fix.. insist line is noisy, even when your cp says ‘line test ok’.

give it 72 hours to pick back up.. unless you still have problems.. got a noisy line?

I got one o these years ago for a dabble into the dark side..

Hadn’t touched it for 3years or so, plugged it in and off it went the other day!

might flog it one day, but i just love the look of the thing and its, ‘fold down’ motherboard layout.

looks like ive been ‘edited out’

so much for free speech.

cougar, can you show us a picture of your m8 who suffered with ‘bloaty head’?

🙂

cameltoe, eviljoe?

I must get some sleep.

Anything more hi-tech than this hand-made, bespoke framed, singlespeed, rigid, 96ish-er,no brake-er with hand made tubeless wheels..

is going to need a bit of work now and then.

If you ride it hard oldgit, as i’m sure you do, and clearly enjoy it, you will need to accept that your fun has a price.

Thank God Progress for gears and rubber tyres

my bandits got a lowering kit on it, cheap as chips and i’m a short arse

works fine and i love it

1250 btw. bruuuuumm bruuuummmm!

predator

on his day off, of course

or kate beckinsale in her vampire kit.. but also on her night off.

i dont unnerstand why youtube etc would take it down .. its not like the bloke said he’d look forward to seeing his marvellous behaviour there?

ok, so i wont come along..

dont want to make you look good sharki son.:-)

yo guys,

Got room for a me and perhaps one more for the sunday?

What time/where for start, etc?

LOL@orang-utan fail.

you sure its not a balding ginger chimp?

lol@flashy.

I’d rather watch The Professionals -Masterchef, where Bodie and Doyle get humbled by a cracking Haggis recipe from Cowley.

And then the two lads bust in on the voiceover woman and put her out of our misery.

oh dear.

whats the age of consent for a badger?

tip of the iceberg.. theres a lot of ageing celebs/pop stars/entertainers sweating like the proverbial, right now.

..and it won’t be the obvious ones who will be found to be the worst offenders.

is this a bit like the american multi-million dollar biro that can write in space?

use a hand pump?

no point turning the clocks back..

hope the dog can still see!

you are everyone else and I claim my £5

I shared some cock fun when they took me up the dirty track a few months ago.
I heartily recommend it for an excellent evening out in woods with strangers!

A Lancia.

have just purchased a bamboo touchpad woo hoo! I may never use a keyboard again!

shut up troll

getting boring now.

i been using it on my new work touchscreen laptop for about a month and i bloody love it! (BT has partnered Microsoft in developing* W8, so some peeps got it earlier than joe public)
*bughunting/feedback

definitely wont be worth having if you dont have a touchscreen, as the ’tiles’ are designed to be used more like a mobile phone/ ipad.

i would say windows 8 is not really a ‘desktop’ pc kind of thing for the same reason.

For touchscreeners, it’ll be fab once the apps makers start banging out some good stuff!