Let the bleeding heart landlords on here open their doors to homing some of the people in that case?
spare room? Take one in.

make no mistake, when these people have got their feet under the table they will want to turn this country into a replica of the place they fled.

The problem needs to be stopped at source.
its a stealth IS invasion.
how do you think they feel? They will be clapping their hands.
Let migrants settle, give them benefits, voting etc, then send the radical preachers in.

as others say, this country needs to look after itself first.
Where is your outrage for our homeless in this country?

I’d rather be dead than have Cliff Richard sing at my funeral.

Lol, thanks guys, i spose i should specify a budget.. 🙂

What can i get for £200-250?*

Mindful of the stw phenomenon of half of the next replies will be £300-500!

Cheers,

cheezey b.

Cant be bothered to fight with the rubbish search function on this forum

lazy

You’da thought the farmer would have public liaBULLity insurance.

[/Frankie howard]
suit yourself
[/frankie howard]

Don’t Run Your Dishwasher Overnight

I’m perfectly safe, the mrs always has the washing up done before shes allowed to come to bed.

🙂

(I hope she dont see this)

Thanks for your help!

am suspecting i might need varifocals as i use single vision currently for distance and astigmatism but am finding the need to remove them these days for reading/ close work.

Also finding my vision suffers badly in poor daylight.. really cloudy, dark november mornings etc.. does anyone know if yellow lenses would help there?

Whats wrong with a bit of tinsel tossing and a bag of mackerel for the barbie?

nomnom, and indeed, nom
🙂

This panzer, a bit like alfa, much complicated, v. unreliable.

First rule of first aid.

look out for yourself first. That includes not leaving your stuff with total strangers.

Admirable stuff though, hope you get your kit back.

I’ll take one of each.

Reply with your bank details and home address and we’ll take it from there.

seems like a good deal to me!

parsley sauce – monkey spunk

processed peas – why the **** process a perfectly good garden pea into something shit?

kidneys, smell of piss

quorn. its a meat wannabee. banned from this butchers house.

milk stuff. it doesn’t like me.

Spifire Merlin engine.

Bovington Tiger tank Maybach engine.
Leopard 1 MTU engine.

Thanks for the help guys,

so bottom line is then (as a lower rate tax payer)

£1000 bike,
12month pay back ~£82 per month (before tax deducted from earnings)
after 12 months, another 7% payment for the 36month lease ~£70
my company says one bike per 4 years.

presumably the bike is mine after 4 years?

tell us more about these Japanese girls..

did they have headlights?

clear in n.devon but cant see anything

anyone else had luck this far south?

lights have been flickering in the house, possible solar storm activity affecting nat grid?

anyone else?

All this gate and zoo issues.

shirley the last one alive wpuld open the doors?

also, are we talking instant-all-dead-in-a-split-second scenario, or a more gradual extinction?

the outcomes for whats left behind will be different

I- stuff.

Only good for preventing coffee rings on your furniture or curing a wobbly chair leg.

buy a laptop.

Bread and butter bastard pudding.

oh,

and **** trifle. Yuk.

seat down, bit of toilet paper for any splashes

Good the gobby tosstard needs reigning in notch

****

YR KYBRD IZ FKD?

I struggle with long sentences.

im voting ukip. not saying its a ‘perfect’ party but things cannot remain the same in this country.

if you vote for any of the others you are in for another 5 years of the same bullshit.

if ukip get a foot in the door the others will have to pull their shit together.

..or maybe they wont.

Yay I finally found one!

I like matt darey nocturnal mixes.

what are the chances of death?

im guessing almost 100%?

What lerk says..

if you have to ask, you should not be ‘fiddling’ with cad.

no

edit: I mean no to the thread title. make your mind up what your asking ffs.

..Oh, and Twister,

F**king Bill Paxton, the c**t

Hard Rain.

Deep Blue Sea.

‘Cant we all, Just, Get, AlonGG?’

Cook omelettes on too.. on a gas ring.

nom nom etc.

Shoulda taken stw advice on torque settings

..Chally could employ a banned shotgun round to deal with a few wing walkers!

Use SABOT round and its academic how fast you or the crow is travelling.. the fastest moving object in the world will have that crow dead at a speed around 1900m/sec.

In truth, you probably want to use HESH, slower ( 700m/s) but a bigger bang! 🙂

Any wierdos and murderers now know where you all like to go in the pitch black..

be careful out there, wierdos, you might come across some late night sketchy mamils.

🙂

wot if you work with a dirty sod, and use the same hand towel at work.
or stay away from home, in a place that seems clean, but maybe isnt

..or shag some dirty old slapper.. 🙂

Hedge grot now come with food supplements?

where do i sign up?

W-wait a minute.. all these stw winners suddenly popping out of the woodwork..

when is it my go?

If i won a million i’d buy half of greece.. where i’d be a gazzillionaire!

Oh, and for any of you not bothered about winning any money < a million coz its ‘not really worth it’ then send it to mee coz i will certainly let it change MY life!

That’ll most likely be m2.5 .. common enough, try yer maplins or car bits shop.