11:59 Blondie

Binners post above “Early Doors” reminded me of a BBC gem from the late 90`s called The Cops set in Bolton and starring the usual complement of Northern actors, theres a few knocking about on YT but are poor quality.

I once dreamt of this whole family who lived near me who all died of mysterious head injuries.

They lived but a stones throw away.

CCTV Installer – Which route do your ducts take

Me – They fly South in winter.

I once left a job then got another one, after that I stayed a bit then got another job which I only started after I left the previous one.

Shop him, he deserves no consideration.

Grown men on construction sites who need to be told several times a day to wear the correct PPE.

The same grown men on the same sites asking for overtime to finish the job, only to spend the time on the phone or on extended breaks.

The best way to deal with scaffolders is to grab the ringleader get him in a headlock and rub your knuckles on the top of his head, this is the only way to gain their respect.

The Travelodge at Abington services………..fnarrr, fnarrrr or get to Glasgow earlier and have a mooch and a Pizza at Paesanos.

Bring back hanging

Adoration never ends well.

I try to avoid chicken breasts as I struggle to get it consistently cooked without it drying out, chicken thighs are a bit more tolerant and seem to absorb the marinade a lot better, chicken thighs brined for 24hours then seared are my current go to meats for stir fry or curry.

Eats at Nursery, eats at weekend, doesnt like to eat at home during the week.
Sounds like its the cooking, little fellow may have an refined palate.

Both were drunk

Not a clue ……soz

Probably best that you phone him and cancel the work, tell him you dont like his belt buckle.

Take it outside and throw it at the largest window, thatll teachem ………****

Knoppers Bar from ALDI 3 for 99p,

I haven’t had a full blown flare up for a while now, white bread and pasta seems to bring it on, homemade pizza seems to not cause it which is odd.

I did come across some cream in a supermarket in Nigeria called Funbact that wipes it out completely for a couple of weeks between application, however later learned from Googling that this contained a steroid. Tea tree and aloe vera also seemed to lessen the reddening and itching.

@ HTP I left in 95, back then sea to shore ratio was around 2:1 in favour of sea time, this could vary due to manpower availability in the various trades, my last sea draft was 3 full years on the same ship, this included 3 deployments, the longest being just over 7 months, married men could fly wives out mid deployment if they wanted.
For me the worst aspect was 12 months sea time wasted in dry dock in Rosyth, deployments to warm places during UK winters was a good payback.

Cancel everything currently in production,revert to 3 channels, bring back The Waltons and Play for today cease transmission at midnight.

Three Acres was brilliant pre COVID.

Ive made a couple of nice longbows out of ash, think the staves come from ash thats been seasoned for a couple of years though.

I believe she is going to celebrate with a large aperitif.

I just put it down to racism

Callous

Was lucky enough to do a few fjord trips in the RN, notable visits to Tromso, Narvik, Stavanger and Oslo.
The scenery is mindblowing especially if theres a flat calm.

Its on my bucket list.

You’ve had a bit of a rough do mate ! Can’t offer any advice of any value, I sincerely hope things get better for you, all the very best.

What a likeable chap.

Minor civil engineering projects on polluted streams, stealing anything that could be carried from derelict mills or building sites, trying to start dumper trucks,cement mixers or anything with a cranking handle, annoying adults, shouting insults be at the local drunks staggering home the late 70’s early 80’s were brill !

Well I’ve spent the last 25 years digging a feeder to try and fill my local reservoir nobody will help me and the council keep filling it in, no wonder there’s global warming

RIP Joe

You sound like a decent bloke, stay as you are.

I was discussing the absolute bizarreness of shredded wheat with my Lad today, you couldnt get a more British food item if you tried, however it is actually American invented by Henry Perky

During my apprenticeship I worked with a rather odd plantfitter who often quoted rather odd and unique phrases.

I wish I were dead
I wish I were fed up
Sorry I`ve a pan on = Im busy

Anal bud dilation gauge

It’s a spurlash.

For the Vulcan enthusiasts

Falklands War 1982: Black Buck Six – Rio de Janeiro Diversion

I used to work with the sister of David Castle

“Oh for **** sake Rod,” I screamed. “If he won’t be quiet tell him we’re from Huddersfield. Now Brian let’s have another go,,” I added in a rather less stressed tone!”

Its the wife she1s poisoning him !

Proddy or left footer ?

SIS by any chance? Switch to a different recovery or protein powder. Whey protein can cause unnecessary flatulence!

Unnecessary flatulence ??