What’s that midi controller do?

I am ….and it tickles me still.

Well, if the Au pair was tickling me, I wouldn’t be sitting about writing jokes.

[french accent]Only ze ones from space….[/french accent]

Good effort from a technical point of view. For some reason it’s not as funny as it should be. Strange, all the components are there.

You mean in terms of intercultural communication?

Not sure Fred knows any more about reality TV shows than I do

Dunno, but I think the poem is actually referencing Stanley Unwin

Our generation dolls. Shopkins.
Sesame seed books

What is it that that you think an IQ test is a measure of?

which mods are up themselves.

You know who the mods are?
I lose track of which mod did what. If only there was simple way of remembering who was the most Draconian

It is a heavy punch bag which does not have to hang from a hook

They are going the way of prawns and shrimp! When did you last see a tin of either of those!!!!?

IF(category,IF(grade=A,(qty),IF(grade=B,(qty),IF(grade=C,(qty),IF(grade=D,(qty),IF(grade=E,(qty),”0″))))))

you could do it with another level of nesting IFs, if you wanted to

Not biting Charlie

it’s not troll bait. I was making the point that lots of the scientific models taught in schools are misleading and people’s conceptions of substance are often wrong, usually as a result of the education they had.

well, they are a bit of a theory. People have some very strange misconceptions about atoms and properties of materials

yes, and not even on knobblies

You could throw in a free prescription for antidepressants as a sweetener

Never use them as sweeteners. The don’t work, though you care less

On the upside, my grandchildren usually give me something personal, like a photo calendar or something and this makes me really happy.

That looks like a fantastic idea! but where on earth would you get something so beautiful, unique and special?

And globally, why are there more upholds than downhills?

but they’re timeless bits of kit

That’s a shame, they look quite good

:D

Any rum deals about..

Yeah, the one in the OP

Vi-Spring for me.

Me too

:)

been at £25 from the Amazon

Is that much of a deal, bar the hip flask?

guessing where his logic has put stiff when I can’t find it later!

reported!

Depends what it is for, i guess

I bought a blackberry instead of Apple or Android. So, it’s all about alternative lifestyle for me

Those trays are a great idea, if you are organised. As a disorganised person, i can see myself forgetting what goes where, having stuff which is not easily categorised and ending up with well over half those trays becoming dumping grounds for ‘stuff’. The nature of being disorganised is in not being able to use exactly those kinds of trays

I reckon they are on to you, hence delays etc.

Hands down the best watch I’ve ever had.

What about at other times of day?

I thought having to explain your own gag was an automatic banning offence

No, but I was subject to a gagging order

really, all they need to do is go straight up, past the bit which is moving at the seed of the earth, then come back down when the world has turned.

Is anyone else slightly disgusted and slightly aroused at the same time?

Which is not only significantly slower than the speed of the earth surface at the equator relative to the centre of the earth, it’s orders of magnitude slower than the speed of the earth around the sun, and another order of magnitude slower than the speed of the solar system around the centre of the galaxy.

Well, we don’t need to worry about anything outside of our atmosphere really, do we?

I think in early years it may not look like coding, more like procedural or computational thinking. Think Big Trak or BBC turtle

I was thinking the Northern Route of the Camino Santiago.

Is that the Deba route? and definitely walking

and then continue eating your bacon and sausages and then move on

No offence but if you really GAS stop eating them – they dont really like that bit however “nice” you decide to slaughter them

..then you accuse me of trolling?

Looks just right

A bit shocked at what people are calling ‘old’!

But apart from that, the retrobike site might be useful to folks with old and loved bikes.