Pro 2 with Hope QR and on one cheapo chain tug.

Absolutely no problem.

Ffs…. I’ll ask Twitter for us.

Twitter is confused. Excellent hoax.

There should be a kit available where you can do this kind of stuff yourself. With simple step by step instructions. Cost Save the NHS loads in the long run.

Step One: Watch the tutorial.Sign the disclaimer.
Step Two: Remove Syringe.

And so on. The same should apply to stitches, but probably not staples.

Natural progression, seen here with someone’s batty old aunt.

Seconded for Fat Freddy. Just enjoy the bass and brass bliss in this.

Drugs **** you right up after 30 years, eh?

Crikey.

Bourbon every time.

Knob Creek

Rowans Creek

Noahs Mill

For crying out loud, end of bourbon discussion ^^^^

Not so much anymore but I used to be of the sort that would lie, but then stick with it with utter conviction.

If you’re gonna lie, at least believe your own truth.

Don’t have the memory for fibs nowadays. Being honest is genuinely more troublesome.

Joe Barnes & Ben Cathro made me poop myself one New Years Day up Nevis Range. TBH, I saw the MTBCut van and went on a bit of a fanboi mission only to bimble, jaw agape as they nearly set fire to the Red Run boardwalk.

I still think about it and still can’t comprehend how Joe Barnes does that on a bike.

Relevant ’cause one time I rode his bike up the high street as he was in the year above me inda skool.

Selected Ambient Works By Aphex Twin.

Example:

Alternatively Washed Out:

I’ve had some of the best nights of my life to those artists. Certainly relaxed.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

mudshark

Is that John Frusciante on the far right?

Jesus. Christ. Amazing he’s still alive, sort of.

I say not bad, considering.

plyphon – Member
crikey this place has become savage

It’s cuz they dont finish with “just kidding :D”. Innit.

No one knows the rules anymore. Someone somewhere’s having a hard time JUDGE THEM!

From Donnie Darko, the film that made me go to film school and ultimately do nothing with my life.

And turned me on to EATBM who I saw at 18 and was by far the youngest person there.

Find an Ibis Tranny. Do it right and it can be 18lb or so.

Or for cheap, a Whippet.

Got woodwood? Jesus did.

Soundbites of his are surprisingly frequent in contemporary “intelligent” rap music.

I would 99% attribute this occurance to “David Icke” on Netflix accidentally being found sitting on a Cannabis cloud.

When it is referenced, it’s with such reverence as if he speaks “The real truth, maaaan.”

The greatest thing I’ve learned since being made redundant 3 years ago is how important it is to move if you don’t like something. Never be that person who says “I hate it here. I’m leaving” every day for a year.

I’ve had 6 jobs in 3 years after 6 years in 1 job and it’s been enlightening, challenging and rewarding. I’d love a “job for life” but they don’t exist anymore and I think a lot of people are kidding themselves thinking they deserve to be in one place and enjoy it for 10/15/20+ years.

Always worked notice.

Be happy.

Oh, and WillH, what prestigious occupation are you subscribed to? Is it less plebby than food production? Where do you think your Meal Deal comes from? Meh.

Original Cheese Cheetos.

I get a massive bag out the Polski Smak shop for about a quid and die, yellow stained, like the creep out Sin City.

Leftover habits from 4.20 munchie days.

When I’ve lived in grim areas and taken a stand against da yoof, I challenge them with the philosophy that I’d rather get a kicking as a consequence of doing the right thing than do nothing at all.

The same applies to witnessing domestic abuse etc.

I have no kids and I know what it’s like to be kicked in the head, still here, still trying.

I suppose I don’t have an answer for the “What are you doing, a grown man, jumping down step on on a bike?” crowd.

I just pity them & the belief your age forces you to behave a certain way.

” No, YOU grow up”.

E.D.L and this thread. Let Saturday night commence.

“My boyfriend does it better”.

That was during.

” WHY are you drunk all the time?”.

That was after.

Aaaah, 21……

Extravert(1%) iNtuitive(25%) Feeling(44%) Perceiving(11%

Learn to bare the burden of blame alone.

Be kind to whoever you meet on the way up; You never know who you’ll need on the way back down.

Give them enough rope to hang themselves with.

I’m only 27, plenty time to forget all that….

Pictures Or It Doesn’t Happen

My folks got divorced and sold the family home a month after I left.

Stay together for th kids folks!

Absolutely bizarre proposal. I’m just back from a week snotting out filth from the Tube and Zone 1 traffic. Consider sorting that out first.

Rental Luton overloaded with booze lost on a roundabout.

Not at all worried about Brian in the back.

No answer, but I saw a very happy dad and a very bored son trying one out by the golf course today.

Better than Snakes…

As long as there’s conceit and foolishness, no.

And religion isn’t the problem, human beings are.

Being injured, whole drunk or on drugs.

The pain is tangible, but not really present.

“It’ll be reet” I recall saying one night before the doctor stitched my hand together in the morning.

I see everything other than bikes, usually.

Professional dog walkers mostly. Arsehattering Fudrainbows, the lot of ’em.

And Ill parked council/scotrail/any other public amenity serving vehicle bang in the middle of the path.

I only wee in the shower when i can’t be bothered getting the floor wet- By getting out the shower that is.

Compared to what I pisspissed in/on/around/through as a student, it’s positively Godly.

I still remember cutting a square of the carpet off ’cause I missed the fireplace.

john_drummer – Member
Cajon. Doubles as its own stool too

I’m shit, but that’s a step too far.

Edinburgh Evans don’t actually seem to WANT you to buy anything, even when you’re standing at the till with it.

Any excuse fir a moan….

It’s not a “dirty” word, I just have no time for anyone who prioritises it over decency.

I’m eternally grateful that Placebo existed simply to give me some sort of enlightenment into the vast spectrum of sexuality, drugs and inebriation from my shitty little bigoted, xenophobic adolescent town.

I would be a completely different man without Placebo and Zane Lowe interviews with the band. Thanks to those I found Pixies, Einsturzende Neubauten and Skinny Puppy: Revolution in my eyes. And a Scot at that.

Rusty Shackleford – Member
That HIGNFY is lampooning ISIS right now is… I don’t know what the word is…
‘satire’

Smartass
Snarf. Nice that you had time to edit that properly. I meant about the “satire” of that broadcast at the same time as the act being satirised occurring.

Back to “bomb the bastards” for everyone.