I’ll citysprint you some.

Will probably cost a grand. Return trip with a beer.

Roger, that.

Good to know.

Stoner took the words out my head..
“All Men Are Liars” indeed.

That’s really, really rubbish. Condolences to the people and families concerned.
I’ll be thinking a lot tonight of the witnesses, dealing with their experience over the coming days.

What happens to all the partners we have had lucky escapes from?

I reckon my clean pass of lore doesn’t spend a moment ruminating on her effluent tunnelled historical shag disasters nor the secret abortions passed therein.

Hopefully she moved on to become an alright person for someone else.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
” Aye right”.

Listen to the liberated, bunny boiled men of this fine forum.

I worry for anyone who reads the OP, thinks “shit that’s me” and can’t get out.

EVACUATE

Quaint.

Good stuff

Get her to **** and the manky old boot can get on with failing at life and bringing you down too.

Been there. Regret not leaving after 2 weeks, let alone 2 years.

Dont let it burn you up inside but maybe prepare for the crazy post-dump actions of showing up at your mums/pissing on your doorstep etc etc.

ntykint – Member
Whoever that numpty is a few posts up that says downhill is for people too lazy to climb – you haven’t a clue have you

Bite. I said “may be considered”. As in some people think that, not me.

Meh.

I feel the same. A big part of Enduro seems to be the emphasis on the stuff, aimed at the disposable income crowd, rather than the riding.

I seem to meet people new to cycling who think the “Serious Enduro Attitude” is paramount and sneer at my reckless & fun approach to riding. Yeah I get off and push my singlespeed, what!?

Downhill may be considered for people too lazy to climb, but I still think it is the most exiting, purest form of fun cycling can offer.

E: Finest Tesco Paella thing.
D: 2009 Mendoza Merlot.
L: Gil Scot Heron mix on YouTube.

“Tell us about a time when you have used your initiative to achieve a goal.”

My response was along the lines of “One time my manager told me to do something I found ridiculous so I did something different to achieve the same result.”

Didn’t get the job.

Not this year, but in 2012 I was made redundant at the Christmas party.

A week later, got a job with a partner company. Month later, another redundancy.

Business was Business.

Tucker & Dale vs Evil.

Brilliant.

Cheers, I’d forgotten.

Good ol’ +1.

Not the “evil” word again.

Horrific atrocities committed daily, in perpetuity, by human people.

South Sudan, currently, Syria, currently, Mexico, currently.

Perhaps I have “evil fatigue”. In truth, I’ve found ruminations on the worst in “humanity” has led me nowhere but down a misanthropic, miserable road.

I’ll worry about assisting midwives working at refugee camps: Saving as many lives together as were lost in the Pakistan massacre. If there’s evil, I’m **** focusing on the hope.

Find a list of ‘Scottish Food”.

All of that.

Burn Things

Haha, lol etc etc.

What decade is this?
What is a bonus?
Don’t you all get paid enough just for doing the job you are paid to do?
etc etc.

“JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T DONE IT YOUR WAY , DOESN’T MEAN I’VE DONE IT THE WRONG WAY”.

I’ve said this a lot in my life, particularly due to my inability to articulate “my way of thinking”.

” You defy logic” they say…

Yeah, their logic.

About 5 years ago. Often for a bit. Usually about 10 seconds before I got knocked on my arse.

Drink completely to blame.

What Jamie said.

Record player, one from the 80’s that my girlfriends dad never took out the box.

My dad’s old technics speakers & pre-amp.

A golden cable.

Lamb of God vinyl.

I win.

Wwaswas, why did he have a picture taken with Pete Doherty? Was that part of the “cool” phase?

That is bloody uproarious. Well done sir.

Pearl Jam- Ten.

Seems to get better and better.

Considering, also, how many bands have been influenced by them. One of the best albums of all time.

Alex Ferguson says you should visit yer GP.

I had BirdsEye chicken fingers last night.

Identical to fish.

As for this evening, no. I’m in the market for a new chippie as they’re mostly crap “pizza chicken kebab fish falafalafelfalafell”establishments.

DONT DONT DIVERSIFY, JUST DO FISH! PEOPLE WILL COME!

I bought everyone’s Christmas presents in actual shops last night, on a credit card. “Calm Thursday x”.

I haven’t spent a single penny today. Bit shit I can’t get in to do my Tesco food shop though.

We were in the Liberty Christmas shop in early October. Lovely Mariah Carey like lite-muzak.

Those staff, I felt sorry for…

Cheese on Toast

Two Teabag Tea

I’m 27. I reckon ill be working til I’m 80. But I could live to 95 so that’s fine. I don’t have savings but look at all those years. More than triple what ive lived so far. Good on Ton.

No retirement, no pension, no worries.

Edit: I haven’t wasted my life not enjoying work, which will help if I’m at it for 40 years.

There was a time when there was trepidation at playing England.

Not this time. We’ve scored and everything.

Down a bit

Stag Dont, Prague.

Because, metal. There is b comparable experience to hearing the feedback of a guitar Jack being plugged in at 11 before the wall of sound. Your brain can’t figure out the sound so just gives up and fills you with joy and adrenaline.

Contrary to popular belief, metal gigs can be more euphoric than a rave. Thusly:

I feel sorry for the long term cast. I watched it 12 years ago and people are still in it, but they have had the same storyline year in, year out. It’s admirable for making me feel like it’s 2002 all over again.

Got to be more than one “Good Lay Flooring” about.

MACHINE HEAD. GLASGOW. 13th DECEMBER.

“**** your prejudice” practised.

@ GlasgowDan, I just said “You’re not coming. Buy a dress” worked.

Kings Of Leon. From the “before Caleb could sing” stage all the way through til now. Couple bits of filler, but not much.

I never knew “no mistakes” existed. Crazy.