Lordy Lordy Lordy…

Giggle…

Her name’s Tolley….almost, y’know :- )

He drew boobs with a motorbike.

Then fell of parkour-like.

Then a backflip.

A very special kind of stupid still exists. Excellent.

Willy replacement gearstick.

Waidaminit… 10mph?

Eek.

glenh :-)

Now I feel i’m being overly considerate to drivers…

The aresholis upstairs-one up one down property- has bolted his 60″ Samsung Super Megatron Surround Sound Cinema to the wall.

If anyone lives in a cheapo Wimpey new-build, they can understand the walls are made of Balsa.

Unfortunately, even quiet words and a reduction of volume on his part have amounted to nowt ’cause even the slightest tremble trickles down.

I just turn mine up. He works shifts so when he’s up, I sleep and vice-versa.
We don’t talk now. I rent, he owns.
Blah.

Aaaaah, well I’m now informed.

I think I need to learn to drive, not to own a car, but so I can make educated judgements on shite driving.

Eg:is indicating not compulsory anymore?
And: Is it.still give way from right?

Some people seem confused.

Great minds indeed, collective!

Eek…The perils of no-tone-sentences. Though, rightly, that wasn’t best put. Quite rude.

I’m nice, really.

Oh yeah, morning bump!

Are you tired of the rain?

Feel like unleashing the gnar?

Read posts above for the usual banter but so far 5.30.at Hermiston Gait on T’ursday.

Thanks for that, but for a.warm-up-nice-to-see-the-swans-sake I’ll bomb along the canal.
Besides, can pop into Tesco for Monster & cake. Makes me ride better, innit.

I also have no issue pretending to be a car, quite often-particularly in box junctions-it’s the only way to be. I hold the most fear against riding in the gutter to be honest.

Also, while we’re here, what about cars-including taxis this time- obstructing cycle lanes ? Often not fully but partly. I only use them to get to the front of the queue being a middle-of-the-road-rider but some pootlers are getting queued up in dangerous positions.

Eek.

Holy Sheet Stoner-Batman…

Edinburgh’s just got righteous…

I’m not trying to be obnoxious but after today, the blocking of cycle lanes and possession of advance boxes is getting dangerous. It’s the only respite there is between the carnage.

Stuartm555/Glupton you’re coming too.

Make it so.

Right so, we’ll repeat this tomorrow with the tag-alongs who check the forum at work/at breakfast/in-between-Edinburgh-roadworks….

If it’s dry, and we’re all up for pinning it in clement-conditions with 0% injury-risk and everyone wants to encourage my GT cherry popping then good.

Halfords. 5.30. Thursday.

Have we agreed on GT? Yes….we have!

Edit: Rick/Northwind, if it happens, first come first serve for taking me.

B & Q Carpark, by the maroon burger van.

I’m the dick’ed in Orange.

Oh, balls, time…

I have no concept of time. Normal people conclude daily business around… 5.30?

I got a “sweet release” at a Holiday Inn once, was a consequence to “fluffy pillows”.

All I visualise in my head is-with the right people and skills- an EXCELLENT short-film.

Get this up on a Crowdfunding like site.

I’d buy it, imagine the debacle.

Well, Northy’s at Heriot Watt, you’re at Holiday Inn and i’m at the Haile’s Odeon (in the nice bit with electric fences).

Survey says Hermiston Gait but I don’t drive so blah.

Feel quite shit now, 25, no job, no car, just bought a BMX and am taking a trials bike to a trail centre wearing brand new POC sheez.

Dear me.

The way I understand it is;

Man buys 26″AM super-build for awesomeness.

Sells 26″AM super-build for 29″ awesomeness.

Man sells 29″AM super-build for 650b awesomeness.

Chris buys 26″AM awesomeness for himself.
Chris buys 29″AM awesomeness for Mrs.C.

Both fly past man on 650b while he reads the “next-big-thing” article.

Everyone get’s old and dies on 26″.

Ride the fekin bike, whogivesashit.

Communication is fine, she won’t shut up.

That’s not true.

How about the whole “best friend” adage, is there an advantage to ensuring time apart is as important as time together to avoid “cabin fever” or “familiarity breeds contempt?”

Endure away TBC!

So, back to mis-spending ma’ yout’ breda.

As it stands, i’m going in the Northwind mobile, Rick’s in and Steve’s coming if there’s minimal chance of injury.

Who else can we pester?

Cheers TJ, i’ve found pride can “git tae'” and admitting fault-whether it actually was one’s fault is irrelevant- comes in handy.

Just read alot of unhappiness in togetherness on here and need a bit of assurance some folk still got it good.

I-need-a-job.

I don’t want to be married. Tell me it gets better than bunting everybody.

Not being disingenuous in the least but do you need an extra hand with D.I.Y?

Quicken the whole process up ergo more-time-on-the-bikeage?

Preface: Not smug, just curious. For long term together folk…

If man “A” is 25 and has been with girl “B” for 2 + years with every intent of 2 + years being “forever”… What is the best solution for ensuring “together” = “forever”?

TBC is confirmed out.

Worth noting now i’ve never actually been to GT/Inners on a bike.

Someone just point and i’ll go “that way”.

Loads of SuperMilfs on the commuter train had a copy wide open tonight.

Anyone for yoga?

Thursday IS nice Menmuir, it’s between Shittymiddleoftheweek and OMGIT’STHEWEEKEND!

Look at this forecast>

Also applies to GT.

My dad has a shirt you can borrow.

Cock…am I on the rally here?

Rick, a meeting at a Holiday Inn…

You’ll have Gnar to unleash I presume?

Don’t know how that works… burning ears?

I’m probably making stuff up but now we’ve got your attention…

Have contacted TBC by textyphone as he’s probably doing D.I.Y.

Think StevenMenmuir moved.

Think everyone’s hibernating.

Hello again.

Where’s West?

I’m in The Hailes by the canal. Will travel.

Love it.

Highlands born and bred; Don’t get far if you don’t get mud.

Or peat. And sheep sheet. And sleet that’s so hard and fast it’s hot.

Peaty, introduction to “Seasons” sums it up nicely.

Yeah, haven’t been to hospital in a while and since I never had a yout’ bashing about town on bikes quite fancy the opportunity to combine two different kinds of stupid.

In any case tomorrow is a write off since Mrs. C brought Vodka Tonic & “a big chat about the future” into tonight’s banter.

I’ll start an ” Inners/Glentress” thread. Now.

Shall we either

A) Urban.

B)Thursday.

C) Glentress anydayit’snotrainingvever?

Morning all.

Well, Rick, your idea is excellent…it would be a shame to put that trials bike to waste. I also just acquired a brakeless bmx… Wild west and beer? Stil gonna be raining puddles…

Northwind, also an excellent idea.

I’ll bump this in the morning for e rest-of-the-lot.

Thursday does look clearer.

Cheers Northwind.

Through osmosis, I agree. Itchy legs I suppose. I don’t really know where I’m going up there when the suns out, let alone in the midden.

Emm…. Alternatives?