Resurrected for tha’ weekend…

No beer after last weeks consumption, it’s Vodka Tonic time.

Kettle One + Fever Tree + Lemon wedge + CRUSHED ice.

Pistachio nibbles. Casa del Gastropub Chris.

smuttiesmith cheers bra’. No harm.

I’m off to listen to more weekend-playlist.

I thought Binners post would have concluded this thread nicely but alas, it must be g & t time for the mods.

It’s all getting off-topic and shite.

No racism, no excuse.

smuttiesmith [/b]

The post that went there is now under my “Happy Rappy Weekend Song” thread. I stuck it in the wrong thread, but it appeared…odd considering the context of this John Terry shiz.

It’s a kid rappin’ and riding a bike and throwing a tantrum. In post history.

Don’t be silly.

Should hold pretty much anything in place.

Yellow Mega.

Boosh.

Edit:

Maybe not.

highclimber

Everyone just goin’ for it full tilt now then?

Edward Gurthy:

I hereby bestow upon you the first ever-to my knowledge- unofficial “STW Community Award”.

Your Legend status is now approved.

Oh binners, wonderful, magical, special Friday timing!

Never, ever has a thread been brought to such a timely conclusion!

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Can someone just phone xiphon to explain that?

This thread doesn’t stand a chance.

Oh… +1 yunki.

This was a palace of such Machismo-i’m sure you know the sort- where exaggerated-heterosexual arse-slapping, willy-waving-literal and implied- and obsessive defecation-documenting was just “how it was”.

That was just at one part of the supply chain, should’ve heard what the drivers said!

“Mornin ****o”
“mornin ****er”

Elaboration on the four letter standard was the in-house sport.

Shame the “intuitive profanities” thread will never see the light of day.

It’s alright tomhoward. everyone that complained about the “Sweary Northern Animals” have just imploded upon seeing this thread and are marching on-masse to the Mods as we type.

Quazy Quackers.

I worked with tattie-munching c****, sheep-shagging c****, dirty Northern c****, posho-southern c***, greasy-Greek-c**** and that Dutch c**** who was forever pickin-poppies.

Me, a haggis-nibblin whisky-soured Dreechit c****? Propbably.

That’s just what we called out over the workyard.

Racist? No.
Offensive to the parties involved? No.

Offensive the the thin skinned Milquetoast commentators? Didn’t matter.

Run to the mods-not the Brighton ones- if you’re that upset.

*sigh*

No shame, no failure.

Cars have four wheels & mirrors, who’s was worse. Ahem.

If you thought that was a comedy crash, you should’ve seen the Enduro OTB… emm…

Car sold, happy face…

Avast with wad to Ye Olde Bike Shoppe.

And so to bed. Next chapter, dusty trails.

What do you mean we can’t swear on here?

I just called someone a c**t, sort of.

Excellent travel & tourism!

Edit: What do you mean he wasn’t joking.

Fairhurst’s post is much more offensive than the video when read with a serious tone. Then get’s funny with imaginary swears.

Golden Axe!

Whatever the Beast one was on Megadrive.

Alex Kid, including dolby 5:1 soundtrack.

EXCELLENT!

In **** Edinburgh New Town, there’s NO CYCLING logos spraypainted on crossing points.

Boo.

Email sent.

Love this.

I’ll keep an eye on the weather and propose it again some time, nice to get the people who missed out tonight out.

That’s you, by the way, Mr. TBC & Mr. Menmuir.

Ta for the transportation et al “not-at-all-precious-about-the-Volvo-Ford-Northwind”.
*Edit*

Pork & leek, thick, proper soft, fluffy bread (must be white-the only time this is allowed)

Caramelised shallots.

That ketchup they charge you stupid-money for at Farmers Markets.

Done.

Gears Of War.

Brutal & stupid, HORDE! Yas.

Rabbit & Quails Egg pie, pork pie style.

I broke everything so I did the rational thing…

3 piece Gusset EXO cranks on Euro BB bolted on to Gusset chainring and Deity Dirtjump pedals.

On an Inbred.

Why not indeed.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

*sleeps ’til Saturday*

I’m North, like the actual North ( Scotland ) n’ even I say GRAVY!

Edit: I see chips.

Beef Monster munch in a Wholemeal Pitta.

Chewy, crunchy, chewy, crunchy, chewy, crunchy

Chewy.

Crunchy.

Tidy.

Neeeeigh.. the scream of pain when I went to do cool-down-stretches went like this:

“CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP, OH YOU FKR, CRAAAAMP!

All stretched out and sodium-tablet resolved.

I look forward to more inappropriately-biked, ridiculous climbs. Between Puke Hill, the Midlothian Loop and tonights bonanza, i’ve lost a cumulative stone in weight just dickin’ about with you lot.

Shame Crombies pies and Granny’s cake ruin it.

bikebouy, here’s an idle thought:

“bikebouy… what a cnt.”

The word means nowt without you.

That was excellent. Cheers for the guided tour & sage advice. Magic to meet & ride with new people.

Next time, Inbred time.

I’m off to eat a horse.

Peace.

Under promise, over deliver… That’s my perogative for today.

Got nice new shoes to dirty and everything.

So, bottom carpark timish.. 6.30.Does that sound alright with the drivers?

Cool, mute. Stevemtb is doing the same thing.

Thursday is indeed the 12th Nick. I’m displaying a phenomenal amount of stupid on many levels today.

Mute, ‘course you can come. I’ve never been to GT either as it happens.

Think the plan is-as of midnight Wed- meet at Halfords at Hermiston Gait for 5.30 or if that’s crap for you, meet at GT.

A better informed person than I-regulars- should be able to fill you in on the how’s/when’s should that be the case.

Looking forward to tomorrow’s smooth run of events!

I’ve just bought a bmx that was going to scrap for £40.

Took the brakes off.

Put a new chain on.

Best P.O.S I ever laid my eyes on. It’s Hi- Ten steel and I look forward to breaking it in two.

Then I can get a proper one.

Smashin’ Northwind, details saved.

chris.finnimore at gmail dot com, should it be needed.

I’ll be on the commuter train Waverley> Edinburgh park for 5.30 as dictated by spokey emergency.

Outside Halfords? You’ll recognise me as the person with the bike least-appropriate for intended shredding, but it’s fastasfook so that’s a winner.

Slippy when wet?
Like.
High chance of carnage?
Like.

YO, GREG!

*telekinetics*

YO, GREG!

Waits patiently for positive conclusion…

Good luck

Snapped a spoke, it’s going for an emergency fix & true early doors.

So much for a quiet “practice” ride.

What’s this about the Hervelo lot? Fell out with Facebook many moons ago.

Shazam. I’m feeding my legs the now. Feeling Gnarly on rigid forks.

fourbanger

Super skill… i’d like a GIF of the falling off handstand ‘ting.

How does the human brain come to the conclusion that’s going to work.

You have to practice on concrete, ffs.

PARTAAY!

Emm, how long does it take to drive to GT weather behaving?

If rickmeister doesn’t run me over first for being a twerp, Northwind’s kindly providing my lift.

What trails shall we do?