How long do I have to have been here before I join the “spot the silly” club?

Regardless, Silver, one time I asked this lot for skidding-round-corners-techniques. It didn’t end well.

That was a long, long time ago. This thread is indicative of what happens when the silly-escapes.

Try again?

WHAT’S SURF MAT?

Jizz-in-a-cup-volumeter-athon.

Wowee, I’ve never seen anyone introduce themselves & storm off in one go on here before.

I’ve bin’ flamed before but..who gets that upset? Diddumms.

NEXT!

Fair point about yonder Pentlands, tonight and tomorrow’s deluge won’t help.

I can contribute petrol money to anyone happy to ferry me, if we decide on GT…credit crunch and that.

I’m a lean, mean gearless machine after a week of passing gravy and snit out my choccie-starfish so am well up for this.

Finstigator! Will that be on my public indemnity summons?

Hello sir,Pentlands may be happening. But Glentress may also be happening.

All the happenings happen at odd times of notice so keep your eyes on this thread.

As it stands, I’m going wherever everyone else decides to go. But I’m definitely in.

Looks like the regulars are properly working today but we’ll see if Northwind, TBC, Steve et.al pop on tonight for some brain-storming.

SO! Shall, all together now, shall we?

Mrs C watches it. Since I make her watch Man V Food.

I still have a headache from all that screeching.

Also, if I understand correctly, threatening to kill someone is a criminal offence particularly when said with intent & malice?

At least that’s what the bouncer told the police officer as he stood on my head.

I’m surprised how much I care, but, heck, Nationals innit.

Well, Monday’s Monday. That’ll do.

Was this:

Excellent. I suppose I’m not as ignorant as I made out in the OP, I have all DJ Shadow & a bit of De La Soul / Tribe Called Quest but thanks to you lot, Erik B & Rakim, flow. Ta.

I’ll be sure to watch those Zulu.

First Hip Hop I ever heard? Whatever beats were on Tony Hawks 2…
been livin’ contemporary ever since mostly so this is good.

Today, in “metered” spaces parking’s free. There will be signs. However, permit spaces are off-limits.

Also, if you know the area, super-cheeky and slightly-risky is parking at Duff St hiding away in Dalry Gait in Dalry.

Can walk up to Fountainbridge through the underpass but…mmm.

Excellent soundtrack to my last night, found the rest of Vintertainment.

Cheers. Odd Future have never been my bag, even though I’m a bit of a Frank Ocean geek.

My Dad used to park up at “the blue and yellow garage which we shall not name” directly opposite said cinema when I lived in Dundee St a few years back.

He still does if we go to the pub there for dinner, but it’s always when they’re shut.

AAAAARGH!

It is a spoiler, dumbass.

Particularly for us lazy-arse fanbois that like to find out through shonky-PB uploads & actual website-journo’s the results and chat later this morning.

DOH!

SS that and leave me in the woods please. Preferably, grimy midden-Scottish woods with fairies and the like.
Neeeeeeeeoooooooow….

Edit: FUN!

What’s all this bouncy stuff?

That please. With these:

Excellent.

I’d buy a shed.

Then empty the classifieds.

Karma.

Thanks Charlie!

And an extra Surly oen too… I love Surly!

Har Har He Har.

Real, or Meme?

Either way, excellent.

I’m not in the “everything he touches is awesome” camp. Just that one song. And when he does Octupuses Garden at the end of Whatever.

Don’t like those two Nickleback songs at all though.

Back to Noel Fielding then:

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I am the Shoreditch Vampire…

And so on.

Actually, you’ve inspired me to Google “CRACKFOX”.

Yunki, twice today this Youtube communion has happened. First bikes, now Fielding.

What other odd shiz can we link to?

See if it is konabunny…

Deary.

It’s not.

Mind you, the videogames are crackers!

I went blind for a week, i’m sure.

I remember getting .ZIP’s off Limewire with 1000’s bitmaps on.

Bitmaps… on 28k, which became 32k and then 56k.

Some comedian has a joke about it but I reckon the ability to postpone climax for a particular internet generation comes-pardon the pun-from waiting that long for the pleasure-garden to load.

Edit: Emm, Mum, wash these. Don’t touch ’em.

I have had to go and listen to “How you remind me” because of this thread.

NOW I CAN’T GET IT OUT MY HEAD!

“Never made it as a wise man”.

Bastards.

What to do with the ANGRY!?

In the wider context, Speeder, I live in a community where 3rd generation men of Indian descent racially abuse 1st generation men of Pakistan origin and 2nd generation Eastern European teenagers racially abuse recently arrived civil-war fled Georgians.

I feel lost in it all, let alone the ingrained -and community absolved- Sectarianism implied in certain areas.

I just go back to “One Love” and hope it all concludes well, if ever, in my lifetime.

Fist fight farmer folly knowledge here.

Scotland updated their R.O.W access and the old-guard didn’t know.

“Put the gun down, yeah?”

Felled trees are one thing, that is another.

Wires are another.

Goodness me. Poor lad.

Unusual for that bunch of toothless-crazy-mongers he probably had a proper-pisspot on at the time of collision.

“Mate, you’ve broken your back”
“f’k it”

What’s that about broken bones & pride?

Are there people here of the-born in ’87- generation yet to start families wondering how when we’re parent’s discussing physicality & emotion with teenagers how to not sound hypocritical?

My group used to have competitions watching the most ridiculous messed up stuff and the only conclusion I can come to is to instil a “moral compass” in my future kids.

Sure, they’ll see what they see but I intend to be 100% honest and frank with tha’ yout’ because, goodness, someone has to guide them.

bigG,

There’s BikePorn.

That’s about it.

Bikes and Porn and BikePorn.

Y’Ken.

Chunking one out to t’internet since 28k clickety-clackity modems…

Open door policy just encourages dogging.

We had Rotten, steakandcheese and Kazaa before all this new lot cottoned on.

I fear having children. I know what I’ve seen………… . . . . . so many dots, so many sights.

How many cups y’say?

Can’t believe how in denial/reluctant the relevant authorities are in protecting youths from the dangers of “p2p filesharing” in an adolescent-sexualised context.

Ah, MSN… those were the days.

shaggmiester

Shouldn’t that be a “German ****” about it.

I also have no reservations about vocally exclaming my fear on trails, eg

“HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLSHIIIIII*WHAAAAAAAATTHEFUUUUUUU-dge”

Just an Angry Jock.

Billysugger, just watched TDF highlights, doing that’s a sport in itself.

yunki, drlex kindred breda’

How else can you blow my mind?

Oh Snap, countzero.

That has made my day.

BOOM!

Cheers mate. Did you come here as an escape from that awful racist debacle?

I’m on a bit on a new-wave-white-boy rap adventure tonight.

yamyamblade

Leffe or otherwise?

Tell you what, house measures can send Nicola Sturgeon right to buggery, minimum priced units indeed.

£5 in this glass. Cow.

Know nothing about the Tribec but I just got a Receptor Flow (pisspot style) with detachable eary bits and crown-pads. It’ll be my climbing helmet too.

Very happy with comfort and fit so far, I’ve yet to need it as a brain-container but if you’re precious about the appearance of lids, stay away ’cause sneeze hard and the lacquer scuffs.

The way I recklessly throw myself and gear around I don’t expect anything to last longer than one coma-saving epi-crash. The Oakley TSG that just snapped in two proved that point.

Yeah and “Just Leave Lance Alone” which is bollox, “live above singletrack” i’d stay there, some ginger bird and some PPI shiz.

Fine, if it pays STW rent or whatever.

I do not like, however, Google following me around t’internet reminding me via tracker-ads I need a colonic after Googling Health Spa Days.