There’s writing on them there uppers’. And a rubber band. Weigh about the same as a medium sized cat.
Posh innit.

I’m having a dry white wine, what you on ? 😉

Mrs.C just fell out with me(that’s how i’m telling it) because i want to put them on now.

*pished*

The bike shop can do it tomorrow.

Edit
don’t feed.

Just read the op again brakes, how should we help?

Arm ourselves, attack attack attack?

No takers for the “entitled, inherited wealthy thieves” tangent?

I ‘ve had to use a Mac for the past 2 months at work.

I can’t work it. Intuitive my arse.

Someone said on the twitterer the other day “Windows 8, the new NT”

Ie:cack.

I live/work in a hipstery part of town.

I have a shed.

Bizness innit.

But I don’t have £400.

I had DOS open the other day, to open a .txt file, just to reminisce.

revert, revert, revert. etc.

I don’t know what this PC came with, I made it look like XP immediately.

Edit: In fact, as close to ’98 as possible. Custom coloured toolbars the lot.

crikey, brilliant. Sublime even.

Cross-Contamination.

next up:
*some traveller just stole my balance bike*

Yeah, “bizzarre” has one z.

😈

I don’t have an answer to your problem though.

My dad’s just off the phone trying to get me to help him work his shiny new “windows 8”.

I’m Googling how to revert the theme back to Vista, or earlier.

It’s a weekday, of course i’ve been drinking.

Trying to avoid another email from the mods, thus staying away from the travellers thread. Sort of.

Thought a “what tyre” might help.

We could do a drinking thread thing if you want though?

cheers scaredy

Are we laughing at the owl eating takeaway?

placentanoodles

*please* 😳

oooh, a good one.

Why do small children go MENTAL in bike shops. As if it was a village hall and someone just injected glucose into them.

Got a workshop under the shop? You know what I mean.

Is “our” pertaining to ProfessionalFootballerTrackWorld?

And “their” pertaining to wealthy owners of housekeeping companies?

singletrackmind didn’t bother to ask.

Why-when in “High Fasion Retail”- did I encounter frequent occurrences of wealthy people stealing what they could afford to buy in cash?

Who knows.

Arthurs Seat.

What?
WHAT!?

Strava.

There’s nothing else. It makes you faster too so they say.

Mean it.

Any display of weakness will be preyed upon.

Just buy some bib shorts with a Scorpion on, that’s a good start.

Edit: Look forward to some serious fitness/thigh bigging improvements.

All right, all right, it’s been two years.

I must have presumed it was all normal until tonight.

I don’t know if I feel safe anymore.

I’ll go start a “what metal song” thread.

Got taught to point(walls)professionally and effectively by some people..

Turned out they lived in a caravan.

Went out in a posh part of town once, some trustfunder stole my phone.

The tutelage of the former allowed me to efficiently deal with the latter,

balance

“I’m doing the Etape on Sunday”

“This Sunday”?

“Aye”

here we go

Want, but in that pearly red the old one came in.

😛

“ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding”

“MOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“Why did that idiot just moo at us”?

The day before I removed the bell.

bedmaker, karma’s gonna batter you.

🙂

Junkyard, you’re on here often, what’s going on tonight? Everyone’s gone mad.

Has everyone had an “interesting” day, buggeroonies there’s some made sheet on here tonight.

There’s some serious kit there, split it and sell individually on them there STW Classifieds.

HA! HA! 😆

*keeps deleting things that would result in email from mods*

HA!

‘Bin reported ‘innit so let’s keep at it.

I have no experience with enfht, is he regular?

*fill in the punchline*

Good day pal?

We’ll see that window smashed yet!

Edit: I was saving all my stories for when I exit retail.

The hell is this TwaTrackworld?

Sort yourselves out OP et.al.

Edit: FTFMyself

2013 Deore with Shadow Plus.

Makes sense.

One time a while back, there was a thread like this and someone said

“i just do a skid, that gets their attention”.

Think said person now lives in a cave, scared to emerge.

HONKA HONKA.

bloody joggers. 👿

Deity Decoy.

Redefined what “bombproof” meant to me. I can’t break them, I keep trying, it’s impossible.

My favourite conversation this week:

“You should have a bloody bell”.

“I alerted you to my presence, from some distance, while also indicating which side I was passing on”.

“The dog doesn’t understand that”.
*sigh*

HOO-HAH!

I have considered it nobeer.

Try talking to me, your head will explode.

To conclude, i’m buying the pass.

fk it. credit card.

If these bimblers do half a job it’s all ok.

😛

*Tightarse motto: Wouldn’t take a tenner, wouldn’t spend a tenner”*

Edit: Midges son, highland born n’ bred. I eat them.