scaredypants 😆

We’ll gladly have your vagrants, need something to burn when the oil runs out.

Seriously though, that’s disgraceful.

Edit:Put an e in that *disgracful*.

Speaking of which….

Happy Friday!

If I leave it on R4 i’ll have to phone my dad and say he was right all along.

I hate that bit.

Any random commercial stations got good bits….between the ads?

I think i’ll mark this down as worst OP ever.

*slopes off to bed*

Friday night down the High Street.

Exactly Al, exactly.

*wot al sed!*

That description’s familiar!

It’s the boy who stands at the entrance of Urban Outfitters saying “hey bro”.

Sounds like “If I can’t see your ankles, you can’t come in”. Bro.

do you though molgrips!?

do you though?

It seems my failure to dress myself properly whilst on a caffeine binge and not bothering to shave for a month has put my in a box. A hipster box.

I know, lolz.

I wanted to instagramtumblrfacebookify it but i don’t know how, so i though i’d do this instead.

Edit. *sigh*

See gordimhor

Merlin

ON-One

Emm, go to bed, get up & cycle again, shower at work, ride on lunch, do a bit of work, ride home, have tea, ride again, go to sleep, have a shower, ride to work, ride on lunch, do a bit of work, ride home, have a shower, night ride, go to sleep, shower, go to work.

WHO CARES….SUMMER’S HERE!

Edit: Have some pasta.

Me again, just to say bog-standard vertical-dropout Inbred running SS kit is unbreakable.

Rusty Gussets? Aye, so what.

Edit: Chipped paint? Who cares what it looks like, no rust on the tubes, all is good. It’s steel at 25lb with the build so neeeeeeeeeeowwww.

If it breaks, i’ll buy a new one with the pocket money.

It’s salt n’ sweetner n’ n’uuthing, you’ll be fine.

Morning.

American Beauty style shower-guilt-dangerwnk

Done.

I bought a trials bike for this exact reason.

You’ll never regret it.

Look at me go! 8)

Hello Dave, personally I won’t be happy until I can do this

3.48.

Then i’m done.

bumped ’cause i’m a loser.

‘Cause of stupid work I have no schedule.

But, i’ve been thinking:

Is there any way of doing a “privateer” posting with a list of what needs done? I’m up & around frequently but never on trail-repair days.

Devils Advocate here:

Know how we keep getting back on the bike, after snapped collarbones & fractured ribs & concussions & scars?

We don’t even get paid!

Love what you do. I suppose.

Oh, and an SS steel Inbred isn’t for mincing about on either!
*fanboi* 👿

A bit off topic but explained what I couldn’t to some young folk recently.

Bring back “Grumpy Old Men”.

“YOLO.”

YOU WHAT!?

Edit: Thanks for that Quartz. 😆

*waits for an Atherton vid*

or, Edinburgh.

Seriously though, ken, I literally walked in an’ he wiz like, ken wit, nah, dinnae bother, like.

Y’Ken?

Edit: Come ‘fam, welcum’ma’ends meeeeh.

For Kevlar palmed grafters, I present >

If Yorkies did grips, last for ever and ever.

Oury!

Love a bit of ultra-violence.

Brilliant bikes, website & deals.

Also, every time you phone them you get the nicest people ever to talk to.

Uniqlo, innit.

Ah, no Spooky. Rounded head, fine thread I presume.

The man in the shop put it on very, very, very tight.

Loosened the other one right out, stick as stuck as a stuck thing.

Not a disaster. . . .yet. 😛

My forks lost 10mm. Any excuse>

Yar!

XT M760

Not XTR.

Can’t spell.

Lets point and laugh at all the sponging “scum”.

I can relate to that mindset, but usually when watching BBC Parliament.

Ken, Made In Chelsea makes me bloody sick.

“Skint” my arse, entitled spongers! booo.’

Edit: Wrong end of what poor stick?

Methinks pussywillow is also the same ‘lad that retweets “MTBRealTalk”.

Anyway, that Berm Baby Berm was bloody brilliant.

So was Nevis Range Red.

Might nip round to Torridon next.

Same 120 travel SS hardtail though, one bike for all.

It also gets me to work. The ride’s what you make it.

Barnes, Minaar, Graves, Bruni, Mosely.

Swapping Minaar out now since it’s world cup time, I reckoned he’d be spectacular this one time.

Maes is the same price, so that’ll do.

Edit: I’ll take my 1536 points TYVM. “itsnotaboutthebike” team.

I’ll see you that and raise you this…

Ride to work, bit of road, bit of greenspace, bit of woods.

Ride at work, lovely trails in the middle of town.

Ride home from work via the hills.

Love Edinburgh.

Dunno, i’m much more concerned about this Independence fairytale.

🙂

Usually it’s all quarter turn happiness but i’m being a bit paranoid with new stem/fork/bar.

I’ll stop drinking & have a look in the afternoon.

Edit: Was that a proper answer… that tight?

Drink and drugs and fags and Soundcloud worked out alright.

Then there was bikes and bits & Mrs. C.

Good evolution if you ask me, wouldn’t have the latter without the former. Pardon for being contrary to the op.

Edit: Get Google Earth, you’ll lose days.