Carpet shops.

Proper Seaside.

Herb. The.

One and three can be identical.

“On the windscreen, there was a note from the construction company saying ‘your car’s bucked, could you give us a call?'”

Typo? Or, I think all journalists should add some letters rather than *s!

Bucking hell.

If there’s pine needle essence out there, i’m in.

Eau D’Loam.

BB7’s.

Cable swap in’s & outs once a season.

*runs away*

True duckman, amazing what a bit of graft & pasta can do for the physique!

bedmaker, good lad.

In for the “Fringe” much? Looks like the ‘Mile would love some of that.

Always remember being in school and thinking “haha, just say no, idiots!”

Just say no, mantra to professional success.

The power of “i’m going to bed” is a win for all time.

Were you a
“Health & Safety Professional” on big money or a “Fire Marshal Employee” on little money?

Turns out the hierarchy is very much “what you do” as much as who you know.

In either case, I feel sorry for anyone who is in charge of H & S .

Best month of the year- Drayman August.

Lifting Kegs y’say? Aye!

Love a bit of man work.

Work hard. Play hard. Work hard. Good Life.

Edit: Have to leave Mrs. C behind, of course. She’ll be fine.

🙂 SpeigelTent showing up are they?

It couldn’t possibly be as bad as last year.

*touches many woods*

I’m off to start a “site working thread”

They’re bloody brilliant.

Buy one.

Edit: Go oooooooon.

Done plenty graft on site but this is my first “Festival” job.

I’ll have T In The Park right after and it’s chak n’ cheese.

I.O.W is the poshest festival by all accounts, ya.
Edit: Bring on the Sun. It’s ok, we’re ready for anything but i’d like at least a pikey-tan.

Also, DPD have excellent accountability re driver tracing and “consignment sustainability”.

What you down for chojin?

Fences & floors for me.

chojin, 30 days on, evenings off but I’m not taking the Inbred. Precisely festival related, I was gonna take the BMX but that could mean daft injuries that affects work.

Edit: Let’s call it a sabbatical.

Exactly joepose

1. Kalamata Longue

Only ever had positive experience dealing with P.Force & DPD & UPS.

That was in the days of “corporate account support”.

Goodness knows how the general public get anything anywhere with the new Yodel takeover.

And UKMAIL/B.Post/FedEx. Bad show.

Thanks rob, already owned but I made that my desktop anyway.

maccruiskeen

I think by day 24 i’ll be sick of voices.

Here goes…

There was an Eminem “Greatest Hits” once, missed out all the good songs,

No former, no latter.

Thanks Rob.

Let me amend that primary list:

1: Neil Young: Greatest Hits
2: Bob Dylan: Greatest Hits
3: James Taylor: Greatest Hits
4: Simon & Garfunkel: Greatest Hits
5: NOFX: The Greatest Songs Ever Written.

Should’ve made more of an effort in the op, new title

“Greatest Best of Albums”.

Banana that’s gone from Plaintain green to Smoothie soft between the beginning and middle of the ride.

Mush

*scrambles around for “not sure if serious” “meme”*.

Peanut Butter Crunch Clif, YA.

As a callback to my previous “what hipster thread” i’ll give The Archers a shot shall I.

I’m 26 working away from home on, essentially, a massive building site.

“Be strong, young lefty”.

That Rydens van has a lot to answer for.

I used to cry when-in December- before my 20mile commute through Bridleway hell, I’d turn on the radio and… VANNESSA FELTZ! oh, woe.

Much lefty-love to be had for World Service. Worth it?

Any local Isle Of Wight…never mind.

😛

The website’s gold.

“Brakes that help you fly.™”

OTB™?

Don’t read the bumf,their Ad-Men are on Pscylocybin-Tea.

“PIKE is like a stealth bomber”. yah.

Well if I stay here i’ll brainfart all over the place so a bimble’s probably for the best.

Insensitive fence-sitting brainfart.

Edit.
But I live in Edinburgh, where the habitually-homeless seem to “disappear” for 2 months of the year.

Good stuff Pik n Mix, Bethany do a good job of collecting old coats ’round winter as well.

Pay them to unite your interface.

You know it makes sense.

To me the phrase means this

Me:
“She’s ‘orrid, what were you thinking of?”

Other man: “You would though, wouldn’t you” smileywinkeyface

Me: “See what you mean”.

Gets *the tapes*

Have we started drinking yet?

Edit: *gets drinks*