Parking.

MDMA. Opium. Cocaine. LSD.

In pure, undiluted, from source form.

Legal distribution of 100% pure narcotics would be a fine apocalypse.

It’s on. mattamomo This will end well for you.

N + 1 IS PROVED!

Man wants new bike. Has budget.

GO! GO! GO!

Genesis, innit.

SSSSSS CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!

AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY!

*baaaaarf* #lambertbutler #blackthorn

Now i’ll try not to sound like a Guardian editorial iamsporticus 🙂

There’s a lot of people with a record whose criminality is a distant, disparate memory. A “life of crime” is not living as a criminal.

Lovely little scrote will have some support and will then be returned. Repeat?

The Road is my favourite post-apocalyptic film.

Brutal.

I’m going to watch it now.

Challenge him to build a full length chain from 1 1/8 half link pieces.

Give him a day, lock the room, leave him a chain tool and a vice.

See what happens.

Or ask what his reasons for theft were and construct a hypothetical scenario designed to incite empathy and regret?

That was terrible.

Only thing i’ll take from it is the reminder that the riot footage was real.

All that authoritarian stuff has happened all ready.

This has been an interesting day.

After I started this thread last night, I embarked on a drinking session that culminated in me drumming, in my pants, to Walk The Line.

Just like every Wednesday then.

littlesmilehappyface

This has been a big Wednesday.

Thanks Rusty!

edit: huws been there for years. Precisely why I want to find the history of country, thanks to Gil Sacot Heron and James Taylor and Emmylou Harris.

Kind of like when you watch the Rolling Stones in ’67.

Where did that come from?

My head hurts. So much sadness.

Should’ve gone for “what dubstep for” instead…

What have i done…..thanks all.

Does anyone know an “old school” pre SIA bouncer/ polis-man?

Those are stories. Back-door escapades.

Edit *wonders where yossarian works*

Have a plan B.

Sometimes -12 is shit.

Edit: Feeling smug as fk riding in wearing a Goretex suit after that is worth it.

Kicked a dog in the face once.

Never lived it down.

Listen, I lost an actual girlfriend because of videogames.

A real one.

Some junkie stole my XBox and I am happy with this.

Edit * Dear current girlfriend, Can I please buy a new XBox?*

game on

yunki.

that missy elliot ‘ting?

*googles*

What they said..

And at 5.14am on December 17th….

You can, Get on.

Dry socks and pants at work. Always make sure there are dry socks and pants.

Socks and pants.

edit: Socks and pants and socks and pants.
Socks and pants.

FWIW i did wake up to Crystal Castles & rode home to The Clash so we’re in eclectica.

cheers crikey.

What Rusty just did. That.

Looking for lyrical gold.

I have the same prejudice as everyone, was just listening to James Taylor thinking “where’s the history”.

There is no spoon.

loddrick you monster!

I always feel awkward talking about violent days of lore

Mostly because of the *frownface* put on by many people post confession.

But, I digress, it’s been a long time since a fight was worth a fight.

I’ve been away.

Are the public still horrifying you with their wares Al?

Nonsense.

Happy thoughts.

*sigh*

That’s my soul when I see a Terrier sans lead on the canal path. I’ll just stop & die now shall I?

*sigh*

Edit: “*freeehuuuuuuuuuub*…..Passing on your left, passing on your right, no your right, no, never mind, sorry, ‘scuse me, sorry, ‘scuse me, sorry, pardon, ooh hiya, aww dogs, ‘scuse me, ding ding”

*sigh*

I have some of the “gayest” bags ever stitched.

Your girlfriend loves them.

8)

Sell.

I need a new job!

I was having a really misanthropic day.

That’s better.

Thanks everyone!

As a Liverpool fan, I have felt your pain.

In seasons past.

But we pumped Stoke, Villa n’ Man U & are sitting top so who cares.

Emm, if you don’t make it into Europe don’t worry…

Was alright. Preferred the Ian Morrison one.

Oven. Garlic butter. Feta. Chorizo.

The concept of “friends”.

And groups of men with an ego each.

All places I frequent list the prices on the blackboard.

£6.60 for a double Buffalo Trace & Pepsi tonight at the Witherspoons.

I don’t know if that’s normal or not.

I’ll pay £3.30 for a cask pint all day. But it’s Edinburgh, where the braver you are, the cheaper the pint.

Vigilante justice! Or an invitation to get stabbed. Either way i’ve seen police take 3 bikes off “thieves” in Dalry this year. An 856, an Enduro and a WeThePeople.

Skatepark hit & runs & roof-rack robbing on those occasions I think.

Always starts with “Tell me about your bike sir”.