You are all wonderful and Mrs.C hates you.

Old Inbred is a very dear friend. If it can be saved, it will receive some Project 2’s and Marathons and can bimble me places.

Bought a horizontal dropout in Fire Engine Red.

Nee naw, nee naw.

Now I have to hide throw out the old Carrera Vulcan Frame. 😛 n+1inoneout

Posting something so ruinous to my personal character and online presence that the mods are begged for thread deletion. Usually by me after everyone’s settled down with tea and biscuits.

This stands as a contribution thusly:
a) It reminds people not to use their real name on the internet.
b) It reminds me not to tell the internet everything.

I’ve stripped the thread off the dropout as well.

That happened yesterday, thus, the need for a frame because this dropout really really really is on its very very very last legs.

Boring “get gears” suggestions will be ignored.

I can’t imagine how it’s possible. I’m looking at the bike. I can’t see how my levers could ever touch the top tube. Feel daft.

I saw myself ride yesterday, and thought “I wish I rode like Jimmy”.

True story. Was dreaming of BfE’s again.

There’s a lot of text on that site.

Let’s just go back to sleep, i’m sure it will all be alright in the end.

I was having a terrible day. . .

Well. that was excellent.

Can’t talk about it… Cougar’s watching.

But at least I bought that POC helmet.

I’d just like to add..

“It’s all these Lidl things…”

“tits in”…

New thing I have learned 🙂

This may have been the wrong place to go about defining my own Seasons…

🙂

I used to think I was “S.A.D”-as if to compound standard sadness-but really, I just missed summer.

The commute has changed. That’s how I know. It isn’t pleasant and joyfull, but a hardy necessity.

And it was a very hard working summer so i’m designing my own season that starts now and ends on the 1st of Februrary.

I’m off to get the IceWax and Embro out.

Stanton Slackline Ti.

Ragley Bagger 288.

Custom colour Dialled Alpine.

Ahhhhhh…..

Gofaster my misanthropy and pessimism will be a shadow to your hope until everyone else decides it’s winter too.

I can’t be bothered with the “beauty” of Autumn.

I just started a thread declaring my position.

Summer. Winter. I don’t notice the transition seasons.

Let me get on with eating drinking and smoking already!

Would you like a cinnamon fig?

Brilliant Jamie.

I made a beef pie, a roast chicken and meatballs today.

Get the port in.

It’s winter.

Right next to the “Halloween” cupcakes I bet.

My eyes are full of cake. True story.

You’re very kind.

Decorating cakes is the best job ever. Fact.

Of course I dropped a tray of cakes. Who wouldn’t.

Thanks everyone for the info, Trevron73 particularly for his wisdom. Worlds Best Cakes will be a fine present indeed.#

I want to practice my chocolate cones at home…

What rolling pin for ? 😈

Pretty excited. Aside from learning every day I can ride my bike around the Pentlands before and after work. Like I used to.

Yeehah.

Cakes & bikes.

Thanks yunki.

Cake Boss is excellent.

I will be Cake Boss 2.

Thanks. Every day’s a schoolday. Edukator by name, Edukator by nature.
Edit: Do you know anything about cake?

Last month I was a Drayman storing kegs. These little cakes are so dainty for every one it’s like the “shakey hand close-up shot” at the end of Great British Bake off.

I don’t get to wear a big hat though. Or keep my moustache.

seavers I’ll give you a shout when I get my gingerbread skills down.

mmm….drywall.

Ugh, pardon my punctuation.

No time for the character map, I got Choux to do.

Gotta be someone like Mike Hopkins or Matt Hunter.

Work hard. Ride bikes.

Edit: Or all those Chilean miners…

This one time, I did a thing that someone didn’t like.

I couldn’t hear them though ’cause i had my headphones on down the Red at Nevis Range.

Comme Ci, Comme Ca, i didn’t moan about the terrier on the boardwalk ’cause Robert Plant was telling me to Rock n’Roll.

Everybody’s a bit rubbish now and again. Life is good.

Photo 2 yay. Good work.

Edit: Photo 2 is an Audi filter for photo 1.

I’m eating sausages, drinking every day and wake up miserable ’cause it’s dark.

Soon i’ll be depressed and communicating on “numb fingers” threads.

*sigh*

Hello?

Is there anybody in there?

*jealous wrong generation squint*
Edit: I’ve just listened to that song. Do you know how many time’s i’ve imbibed things and listened to that solo?

I wasn’t even born when that came out. boo.

The boy in Edinburgh who pavement-rides a Pitch to work in a Full Face, every day.

Ken there’s some “hardcore urban” to be had in Auld Reekie but the rest of us manage in Features & Receptors.

I would say Fort William DH is the best value event.

‘Cause I stay with mum and everything else is magical.

*Edit: I work to earn money to pay for cycling.
I am a fine misanthropist, but mass participation cycling…I’M IN!

Googled: POTUS.

Answer: no.

Reason. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

eggshellblonde

Iam not a dad. Is “your son’s shitter than my son” parents version of “my dad’s harder than your dad”?

‘Mon parenthood.

“DADTRACKWORLD”

“It’s alrite mate, we love you.”

dick.

Why did they spend so much time with hemp-man and less time with hospital-girl?

We hate #hempman

We like #hospitalgirl

Guardian Comment article tomorrow morning “what’s wrong with hemp man”?

Stupid media.

What I really like about STW is that if I go away for ages, some familiar people are still here to make me feel at home.

I really didn’t want my first kiss to be with that munter. I’ll always remember thinking

“I’m always going to remember this”.

“don’t remember this”.

lol Junkyard

Did anyone else have just ONE “mosh song”? for the different kids?

We had “Lithium” or “Break Stuff” or some Linkin’ Park thing.

*sigh*

I’m sure a bunch of people from North Berwick or Salsa will be along in a bit to remind you.

I had this dilemma last year, I looked at it this way Mrs.C: “Can you put up some shelves over there?”
Me:”No”
Mrs.C: “Fail”.

I am now a self-taught man and understand the purpose of a rawplug, the function of a pilot hole and the efficiency of plumb-lines.

We have a lot of shelves.

Fare ye well.