Operations Managers.

Incompetent hobnobbers.

One of the few people to remind me that comedy isn’t just about making people laugh, but about making them think differently. Or even changing their mind.

Edit: *snarf* Rotor swap is the answer. Thanks candyman!

The one where Gerard “Man” Butler murders people.

Edit: Cause someone killed his wife or something.

Well i’m from Fort William via Edinburgh so I was thinking 10 Under or a Glentress one.

Lights, check, Long Distances, check. Favourite trail? World Champs XC at Fort Bill. From the top of the black.

No Fuss Scottish Enduro has a hardtail category so that could be fun…

Slightly related: On holiday in Crete once, I tried the nearest Tavernas “local ale”. One pint of. Immediate sweats and near drunk-blindness.

Definately off. The most curious thing was the scent of the vapour fumigating off me the following day…

The only thing I can compare that stench to is to the aroma of amphetamine misuse. Horrid.

Lucas. Definitely. 100% fail.

Do you need an inventory manager, Al?

Or do you miss the cut of my jib?

10%+

Considering that 10% still brings me well below the “living wage” on a 37.5hr week, it’s a start.

As well as being the new Ops Director he’s the HR Manager for the region as well so i’m at the right table.

I will be required to wear many hats. RIDDOR is my friend.

Inbred frame.

Mrs C’s aunt with seven kids running around. The only thing that makes Christmas really is seeing the wee ones happy.

And we don’t have to waste loads of food.

Drinking Rogue Yellow Snow IPA then some shots then bed. Ah, rest and be thankful.

Stupid bikes.

I even got the Yorkshire Rose on special offer to remind people how ultra niche I am.

I’m so hip, i’ll remind everyone that “my other bike is ALSO an Inbred”.

Welsh speed is made from engine cleaner.

It doesn’t help my drivetrain.

I only wanted to strip my M5’s and stuff… yeezus.

I’m just going to buy what I know works now… that’s the STW way.

Get 35 posts and ignore the lot of it. Thanks though.

Gt Fury. Etc.

Edit: Oi, Paul, I just bought a 26 Inbred :d

I used to work for a “High Street Retailer” and over my tenure will have sent 10’s of thousands of pounds worth of alcohol, perfume and compressed gas by Recorded Mail.

I wasn’t Op’s Manager, not my problem but goodness me. Not a single reciprocation. Massive online distribution as well. Hardcore ****.

Bullshitting bullshitters to earn their respect as an accomplice bullshitter.

I talked myself in and i’ll talk my way out.

I never go out before a day off.

Might as well work through the pain and not have it ruin my free time.

I loathe Tom Stade. That’s personal.

Louis CK is OK but I’m tired of faggot jokes, whatever the context.

As a layman I’m starting to think all comedy has is sexuality, religion and government.

Eyes peeled.

Cheers. Excited.

I was pissed when I started this… Forgot all about it.

Alechemy MoFo. Mmm 7%.

Q-“What do you actually do?”

A-“Everything that just happens”.

Inventory/Waste Management blah

While you’re here Brant… If I may…

I’m going to weld a Singleator onto the, now threadless, mech hanger on the old Inbred.

I think it’s a good idea. Do you?

Very exciting. Since On One was down, bought new Inbred and bits off Planet X instead.

Which, it has turn out, is a much more pleasant website to use anyway.

All is well. New bikes, new websites, faulty sock databases and such.

Thanks brant.

Id like to buy a bike now please.

I have Christmas Day and New Years Day off. Joy.

In 10 years of work, I have never, ever had any “break-up-time” at Christmas. Hospitality, Retail, etc never do.

Not bitter at all, likes.

Any particular impact?

No, just the cumulative effect of several significant collisions.

No gears, SS only for 3 years, Saddle height is good… at the moment.

I suppose riding brakeless DJ hasn’t helped one bit.

Neither will that work has been either 20+ miles walking a day or standing at a table all day. Or lifting kegs. Or riding bikes.

Very varied but very knee-intensive.

Had an email from a local physio just now. Getting it checked out because he has wisely mentioned “ARTHRITIS”. doom.

Or not.

It’s a very sad state of affairs.

What do I want for my 27th?

Knee op thanks.

Scumbags, all of them. Especially the super idiots who do both.

Seemed reasonable when he unlocked the chain andrewh.

Wonder how i’d have been “legally” if i took it and left a note.

Lad was at a flat viewing above the shop. He said he was worried about leaving it there… Should’be been.

Five minutes later I passed him going into Evans…. Strangest “second encounter” of my year.

I think if he hadn’t shown up I’d have taken it and sharpied a note. Karma Vandalism & Karma theft m’lud…

It’s not the staff, Al, it’s the public.

And the pay.

And that i’m not very good at selling.

I’ much better getting stuff from A to B. Or decorating cakes. Or erecting. *giggle*

To enable a sanitary and happy Festival environment for all of the Middle Classes who showed up to watch Blondie & Stone Roses before calmly collecting all of their rubbish and excrement and going home on time…

Easiest clean up ever.

TITP on the other hand…..

Went to put up security fences on Isle of Wight ’cause I couldn’t bare bicycle retail anymore.

Now I decorate cakes and am looking to get back into Logistics.

I just bought a new red Inbred.

Any big rides planned?