Bit nasty in here, for sure.
Apparently in England you can have a pint then drive home. Which I saw at the weekend and believe to be ridiculous.

Justice will serve.

Neigh bother but don’t nag us about it. Etc.

And yes

Raffle for Dullness

There is no limit for me as i have decided i will never bother with a do it all bouncer. Ill get a proper, proper DH bike one day. With that in mind i’d have a Canadian built Chromag. I’d go on holiday to measure it up, that kind of thing.

Thousands.

YES! A week’s holiday in Northumberland/County Durham/Cullercoats has been magnificent. Spellbinding rolling fields and dozens of raptors/hawks/butterflies changing trees and everything. And a funky moon.

Total bliss. If it had been an old fashioned dreicht campathon it would’ve been less fun.

Better be apocalyptic misery back in Edinburgh on Monday to bolster this magical feeling.

Every single Monday morning at the spectacular ineptitude of unattended, unmanaged weekend staff.

The resolution is completely out of my hands. This forms part of the benny. The rest of the week is spent constructively problem solving, leading to the weekly Friday evening benny.

They rank 6 on the benny-o-meter. The lad above me has a grade 9.9 every 47 minutes every day. It’s nice to be the least borderline nutter in a warehouse for once.

A dinosaur ROAR

Arsehole but we all know that.

Anybody discussing Jimmy Mubenga tonight?

Teresa May, the worst Tory scrote of all.

Unfortunately, today, another Jimmy- Thoronka- has suffered through her subordinates making it up as they go along.

Hand in hand they stood before the future, celebrating life.

Probably paraphrased from some Radio 4 Drama but I remember it enough to have liked it.

Ive been meaning to start an account for years, so as i’m holiday i have.

The past two days of selected images. I look forward to a winter spent uploading.

Does everybody bother watermarking or, naaaah?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherfin/

I don’t have Facebook or Instagram or use Twitter for anything but hyperbolic vitriol, so i’m quite excited.

As far as I’m concerned, British Anarchy is an idiots solution to an intellectual problem.

Scaffy faux-anti-establishment scum puddles.

What the ****?

I’m praying for Bodom/LoG just to be on form. If nothing else I’ll tick the bucket list for seeing the Adler brothers.

I’d rather go for a dumbass party than a suit wearing Meshuggah shuffle fest.

Gap. You’ll figure it out.

Gap.

POIDH

Definitely 100% maybe true.

Yeah. If I had the cash I’d buy a Foes DH to stick them on and go to Leogang every 8 weeks.

I don’t so I ride my Inbred down the local hills. Stupid fantasy.

Edit: I am the sort whose perfect bike is still a 26″ Dialled Alpine with stans and pikes and minions. That is still a fantasy… CARBON WHAT!

Unfortunately she’s not inclined to divulge any medical information at all.

We only found out about the – now gone -tumour when the Tamoxifen fell out the cupboard.

If she’s forgetting shit, she ain’t admitting it. Conversely we are a talking family, so I know somethings up.

Bit sad about it now. Hard to imagine forgetting a beautiful life well lived,I’d rather s

Strategise your shits.

Massive one at home Friday morning. Find a fresh portaloo Saturday morning. Eat **** all and drink like a fish for 3 days. Portaloos become apocalyptic after that.

The things I’ve seen working on site for TITP & Isle of White festivals still haunt me. How do you manage to contribute to a pile of poop rising above the bowl like an organic scatological custard I’ll never know.

No but I have asked “what role are you interviewing me for”?”

I gave it a halfhearted bash after “the advertised description had double the hours, 50% more pay and was not located underground, 20 miles away, between 8PM & 4 AM!”

I wish I suggested they advertised for a decent interviewer.

Just between my profile on two machines.

Excellent, cheers.

Flash ****.

Stockroom manager.I don’t call myself a logistics manager… Like some . I’m very good at it. If you know what it is.

I love my work, often loathe the job.

I always like these. Its like the OP knew about the ” best thread ever”.

How much to send a leopard/tiger/lion to China?

The wee one in Fort William . Great little place. The museum, that is.

Northwind wins “best tshirt slogan of the day.”

I’m about to watch the third Hobbit while playing a WoWarcraft based card game.

Geek joy.

I am obsessed. Just standing there looking at them.

I love my garden.

Aside from digging a new hole, what’s the best way to keep one isolated?

While we’re here, what the **** happens in Winter. 5*3*3ft pond?

Thanks very much mate but I have solved the problem!

I knew there was one lying about somewhere from the 2012 caliper meltdown…

1 hour later, success.

Yes and I owe them much for it after removing “that escalated quickly” threads in the past.

Mortlach 16, Lagavuilin 12, Laphroaig Cask Strength.

The going is good

I thoroughly enjoy tobacco. Very clean. Smoke it all the time

KFC is a disgusting habit.

As you were

Bellend-saddle-wall interface. You figure it out. After explaining to two line managers,company hr, a reception nurse, two matrons and a cock surgeon, I was allowed to leave with a MASSIVE helmet and bloody piss but no surgery.

So that happened. Pissing razorblades exists.

Seek help. Use brakes.

Edit: Job allows DH runs on lunch. Lucky i suppose

The first bit of Gwin. I don’t even know. I already saved the gif someone twittered. Brilliant.

After a fortnight of **** cricket at work, I’ve been super excited to watch “my sport” all week. Redbull have proved their worth the past few seasons, Claudio being the best bit of that package. I long for Dirt&Freecaster every time the red bull streamer does its thing though, and particularly think there’s a MASSIVE gap for GeeBee media or Cut or anyone to release a proper end of season special.

All that aside, Minaar for the win ’cause it makes my life better when he does.

I’m well chuffed and surprised thousands didn’t turn into a les-dawson “bloody wimmin” thing.

So far, we only have a good argument when we can’t remember the last one. Since we’ve both dodged shaking hands with death, life’s too short.

Edit: I’m only up the road Al, I’ll pop in to see what a modern bike is. Did your ever use those Recons?

I see you black ear and raise you tooth through mouth.

I have noticed, in me own experience, that there’s less yoofs outside the shops than there was a decade ago.

Xbox, innit

Five pounds to the first “LEAVE IM DARREN”.

Serious point raised above and one I’m most concerned with is the headline “Young father kicked to death”.

Leave it is indeed the right of those with shit to preserve.

Had to laugh at the iPlayer panning shot of some home-counties looking lads enjoying some ridiculous baggy joint.

HELLO MUM!

Libertines just made me feel sad . They were of their time.

So they can introduce it again a decade later to a new generation. For profit, innit.

Ripped jeans, biker boots(girls), Grandad collar shirts, skinny jeans, STUPID HAIRCUTS etc etc.