If VLC and MX can’t play it I don’t know what will.

VLC has been my salvation so many times across platforms.

Sorry that pic was huge and gory. Will re-up if you want.

See here http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fell-off-skin-gone-recovery-tips

I didn’t go to MIU for this.

edit

But that was two days ago and it’s much better now after 48 hours of Tegaderm dressings. Not going to the only minor injuries in the city to get a dressing changed. Things to do etc and couldn’t get to the doctors.

Not the first off, won’t be the last. Stitches, hospital, otherwise, homecare.

Since the yes campaign is run by moronic, Bravehearted fantasists and the no campaign by fearmongering tittle-tattlers I am no longer paying any attention.

YerNawMaybe.

Just wanna see Fairclough on this bit.

I reckon RedBull will get good stuff but I don’t think we’ll get any super long tracking shots like at MSA.

The blood wasn’t mine.

Little Troy might nail this.

Not changing my team ’cause I’m still rooting for Mick, Tracey and Gee.

A muffin, some bacon, rubbish processed cheese.

Like what that McDonalds does, but better.

Very. All the time. Bit offensive really.

Ach, well.

I own some clippers.

Tell him to fopp off!

” I’m a dandy highwayman, here I have a comb”.

A comb…. Whit!?

Edit: +1 hora

Hills, it’s good to have you a wee while ahead on the recovery boat.

My job prevents me from sitting down so bath, drugs, convalescence tonight.

Looks manky.

Edit: btw, never did go to minor injuries. Oh well.

I have no idea what’s going on but I refuse to waste valuable time ruminating on the meaning on life.

I will hopefully just not be disappointed in my performance on earth by thr time I die.

Work was grim. Now, is a bath a good or bad idea before changing the dressing .

I have had many injuries in my time, but haven’t had a graze like this since it was mums job to fix it.

A male HR department?

What’s that when it’s at home then?

Tegaderm were £1.10 each. So fingers crossed for healing.

Got to love self diagnosis.

‘MUMMY IT STIIIINGS.”

“Put some honey on, it’ll be reet.”

Club Foot walk today then.

surroundedbyhills – Member
Don’t ride your bike on wet tramlines. Just sayin.

Innit.

Right, well, it could be worse.

Have to work on it so I’ll see what the local pharmacy has for me in the morning.

Why always the left knee aswell? It’s got an MRI booked ffs. Sigh.

Could’ve been so much worse, headline

“Tram Kills Idiot”.

Edit. Double post.

Posey leg flex unintentional.

Changed dressing, it’s stopped bleeding.

Was more worried about the knee side of it but I’ll live

Can I get them at the pharmacy?

No, but this fud would.

Thanks rockape all done!

I thought it would just be commuters on Ridgebacks getting caught out. Downhill opposite the Scotmid before Haymarket.

Always my left side too.

At least I have a carer.

Minon DHF 0 Wet Metal 1

If I have a tramadol later will I die?

I only have Raspberry Balsamic.

Will that suffice?

Leave it in the air or not. Got a light dressing on atm.

Thanks Drac. Can I do that in the morning rather than right now?
I used the brush.

Screamed a bit.

Co codamol, tea, marsbar, antiseptic so far tonight. Not in pain yet.

Let’s call it a bumbag fannypack and be done with it.

I experimented with them but didn’t like things on my waist.

Base layers are all high wicking/ good quality.

15l would be enough: water bottle, snack, spares. Mostly for 4hr rides that start and end at home.

Here’s hoping the lads at Norwich are absolutely petrified, have had no sleep and wish they could not go in today.

4 – 0.

Smashing.

Probably the worst day of the year for mixed use trails.

Which is all I ever ride so it’s btidleways and bells for me.

Edit: scotroutes bike is lovely.

I’m going to get a Chainring mark tattoo.

Boo to you OP.

A good God like Alanis Morisette?

Or a bad one like Kanye?

Yas, drunk Tuesday. My favourite.

I went on a blind date once.

First words from her “Look at the **** state of you, how much have you had!?”

It still happened, she wasn’t picky obviously.

#seaotter

Edit: I’d appreciate some top-trumps on that.

For amphetamines.

Undisclosed date between 2010 and yesterday.

Flasheart mate I’m having a weird one too, pint?

He’s totally ****.

Thread closed in 5-

Tom, we’re waiting on the letter but phonetically that resembles what the consultant said.

**** knows. Considering some of what we’ve gone through, I think I’ll just get on with it and propose.

Sunshine, hay and all that.

Seriously though, affirmation. I’m 27 next month. Big life.
Edit: These are not the ramblings of a relieved idiot, but those of a reliable fool. I’ll be drunk later, tune in for that.

This morning I was lying in the Heather up the Pentlands watching a raptor thinking “life could change forever today”
Then I cycled down the hill hitting 45kph and it didn’t matter.

Nothing really matters but happiness and love.

WINNING

*some famous quote about hope*

She doesn’t need a scratchcard, I’ve just won the lottery.

Fort Bill Tickets bought now, holiday booked, bikes ready.

Sun’s out you lot… Go find the world…

It’s not cancer.

Pathology report came back. Very rare set of circumstances.

Jen is a one in a million case, consultant has never had a case like it.

Life, won. Cancer, nil.

Our thoughts and respect go out to everyone living with, without and through cancer.

Thank you.

The apprentice.