I have an Inbred. I’m poor.

Buy an Alpine.

Smashed all that drink and drugs bananas already, helps if you start at 14.

That aside the one specific thing I’ve noticed is that I am now wholly intolerable of the common senseless.

As versus having none a decade ago.

I’m not joining that club though.

I will never wear bib shorts.

I will buy a road bike.

I will ride in some posh tapered bottoms made of merino and a yet to be decided fabric.

I will probably be faster than you , what with my singlespeed legs. :P

The alterations place.

Only a fool pays the man the price on the door.

No but whenever I’m on a plane I imagine the scenario of it not taking off properly.

And during landing that the landing gear fails.

Keeps me entertained. Love a good risk assessment.

Chance of Consequence=10 Consequence 1= Death

Said something very wise once about “always enter a debate aware you may change your mind and have the humility to know you’re wrong”.

Always respected opinions like that.

Trapped my todger between the saddle and a wall.

I was used to riding a V Brake Carerra and got a shot on a 20lb Ibis Tranny.

The acceleration got the better of me, I’m sure the thread at the time was
“Tranny Johnson Interface”.
The amount of people I had to explain “how on earth did you do that?” to was unreal..

Matron was kind.

Two bikes, 2 sets, speed dial levers, big rotors, perfect.

*goes away from the internet for the night*

Cheers Drac! We’re all a positive bunch and her side have God/faith on their side whereas I have humanity. Faith wins at times like this.

Conversely, other people’s shit is even worse-coping thread- so at times like this we are thankful for our lot.

Although I would no more camp in damp, overgrown vegetation next to still water in July than I would put my head in the oven.

Face net. Tuck it in.

They won’t leave you alone so protect the fragile bits that get bitten anyway: ears, eyelids, nose.

Yup, usually after long intense periods of work.

But it’s just a first person commentary:
“Pick up the cake, put the cake in the box, pick up the cake, put the cake in the box,go to the fridge, pick up the box”.

It’s lonely in the bakery at night.

Don’t worry about it.

Every word spoken is a little bit of air out that pressure bubble of life.

The kindness of strangers never ceases to surprise and amaze me, but the OP probably knows that.

Take care and never be mute.

“Moan moan moan, bad McDonald’s BAD BAD BAD.”

Check yo’ selfrightousness. Have a conscience audit.

I have no idea how much painting a car is, a root and branch job is not required however.

:lol:

Perspiration is part of my job description, never showered at work.

Just going to get sweaty as soon as the oven is on, kegs need shifted, fences need posts etc etc.

What’s all this “sitting down, making tea” malarkey?

Does it hurt to exhale?

Is it sore to the touch?

*whispers in the wind “brantbrantbrantbrant”…*

Brant arrives.

Never fails.

I brushed the black one with a very soft brush.

Digging that scratched vinyl look, maaaan.

The white one looks like a losing scratchcard.

The other one will be shiny. No paint.

Chippy paint, flexy, heavy.

But cheap.

I have three. Perfect and the best bike for me.

Missing ten pages.

If you’re on 120k and everyone else in your vicinity is on 250k, you would be “struggling”.

Im on 14k. I know people on 28,56,100k. Everybody struggles to get by: I can’t afford a meal out, they can’t afford a holiday home.

Everybody’s got their own shit, having a decent salary doesn’t automatically make you a dick.

Nobody would be buying Inbreds if they were known to be a bit shit…

Except they are known to be a bit shit…

Same as the clothing.

That has little to do with the feedback section on their website.

Enduro.

It is NOT “exactly what us mountainbikers have been doing for ages”. It is a crock of poop.

Get the new phrase out pronto please.

It’s a great word.

I’ll use it forever, along with “thus” and “nay”.

See previous opinion on txt spk nt bein nemre obtuse thn Shakespeare.

I didn’t go back after the first Summer.

Always considered returning put probably never will.

Dialled Alpine.

There’s an actual list?

Leftover Breakfast Kebab.

You know, with a half drunk warm Bud…

Bliss.

No money to be made.

Nothing like a bit of football to bring out the ****.

On the other hand … Every. Single. Time. With. The. Throwing. It. Away…

Solved.

That’s brilliant.

Ronnie O’Sullivan solved snooker….

Snarf, Snarf…..funny….

Nice and honest too.

Edit: Cheerier than Steve”everest”Davis.

I’ve got 2, both SS. Pub bike & burly mtb with fatbar, 120 Rebas, Stans etc.

They’ve gone everywhere & done everything.

Really cheap so you can spend money on bits.

Ever overloaded a Luton van?

SLOW DOWN FOR THE ROUNDABOUTS!

AAAAARGH EXCITED!

Ooooooh.

Brand new Demo showing up, Ratboy will win, Rachel will be about 16 seconds up again, the XC red has been fixed and it’s gonna be hot.

See you there.

Edit: Oh, the other world cup? Fools.

Oi, OP, you belong to the advertisers.

Prove them wrong. Buy used.

Geek overload. Amazing.

Right now I’m YouTubing the FF8 cutscenes… The train!

Edit: there must be a market by now for all those natty demo disks you used to throw out of bus windows.

Poached egg. When whether or not it’s cooked is debatable?

That.

Ojom off here did it too. Worked fine. Didn’t like it.