I wish my parents charged me “digs.

Was a spoiled only child growing up so figuring out how stuff was paid for shocked & ruined me for years.

However much it is, I’d like to think Ill be charging my kids a substantial amount of their income. Stick in savings for them.

Zombieland- Shit

He is excellent in it though.

Like Matthew Mcwhatchamathingy in Reign of Fire.

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.

Oh… my.

Also, Evereve did a much better House of The Rising Sun

This has BLOWN MY TINY MIND

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Any good tips for a homemade practice pad?
They were too expensive 10 years ago and still are now.

Drums might replace bikes this winter. I’ve been bitten all over again.

That is a proper trials bike. Not for me.

I love what I do on it. I broke it. But it cost 300 and I would’ve paid that for the frame Andy fork so I reckon it has 2 builds in it: This second “get really good” build Amd then the “ultra build”.

Frame and fork mean alot.

Back wheel, same time, two weeks running in winter 2012. Farmer laid Uber Thorns out under puddles for us. Everyone else had marathon plus… My Racing Ralphs lost.

Long walk salvaged by M & S petrol station posh Nosh on a long walk home.

Spare tube used day before, despite working for a bike distribution company, no tubes available that sad day.

Got home 2 hours late, 6 sausage rolls, 1 bag of nachos & 2 bottles of White later.
Silver Cloud.

Rs7 quite pricey. It just needs to be up and running pronto, I can save for the ultra build when I figure out how to drop 10 steps without popping a spoke.

Running front hydraulic brake only for various reasons, Sun’s out…. Need street.

The one on front.

Mmmm. 85threeeeeee

Isitafox… What is that? It’s a beautiful ninja

Helmet Saved My Life Club.

Member forever. Study or no study, if the rock that split my TSG entered my head first, goodness knows.

Good idea with the M6’s there…

Rear hub ATM is an old sun ringle 6 bolt, brakeless.

I’m a full time singlespeeder so probably do 24/12 on this.

By “trials” I mean “bike parkour” so for every pivot & manual, there’s stair sets and flat drops too.

I just want to get out on it in the summer!

FSA oversized headset bought.

Bumping for help.

A laminator.

Popping out to Bob’s magic island, whilst listening to Dave Gilmour’s “The Island” and drinking very short vodka ginger beer.

AM ON OLLEEDAAAAAYS!

Sir Trusty Pedals.

I’ll take that, very appropriate.

There’s always some prick assuming someone should be sacked on these threads.

Brant to the rescue again, probably.

Annie Smith, in Bruntsfield and Stockbridge.

Lovely simple stuff.

24.8 Inbred here, DH Tyres & Bars, mix of Hope & Deore, Singlespeed.

That’s 25lb to me!

The 18lb Tranny 2Pure did was the lightest thing I’ve ridden down a hill.

Brilliant stuff, but I hoarded mine on Trade and haven’t touched it now I live without that privilege.

Receptor helmet, iris goggles, flow jersey & gloves 3 years old and perfect.

As for those corduroy shorts… NOT FOR RIDING.

Was alright. Would have rather had a new Akrigg one.

“five” is still the best riding short of all time.

Outward Bound Instructors

Was alright, would prefer a new Akrigg one.

I had a Mapex M Series.

Sold it for drink, drugs & a Pizza Hut buffet sometime a decade ago.

Now I fumble around life, desperately waiting to be reunited with the percussion throne.

While staring at a rehearsal room wall.

*cries to sleep again*

I just voted but it was a bit like a racist Grand National Sweepstakes. Just pick one and hope for the best.

I hopefully chose the least xenophobic, autocratic, gaggle of charlatans from the “who’s the nicest liar” list.

Feta, tomatoes, basil, cucumber.

Strava Tourism.

Is that a thing? If so, brilliant.

This is rubbish. Where’s my vicariously gained vigilante action.

Get his paranoia, anxiety, sense of infallibility going. Just keep clocking him, unless he’s a pro bingo player, this is your time for fun.

C.B.T.

It’s not a nice sandwich, but as a way of thinking it works for me.

I had a temper, a violent one, for years and I found the source to be anger & confusion at my own ADHD tempered way of thinking.

Eg: I want toast, a cup of tea with milk and sugar and then a banana. I’d end up dropping the toast on the floor and the snap fury would see the cup being smashed and it all going to shit because i wanted everything to happen immediately from the point of genesis.

Learning to STOP and THINK SLOWLY saved me a lot of trouble, but it took a long time to get to where I am now.

And for the wise sage Rastafari collective: It doesn’t kill the problem, it puts a wall up. Deal with the problem, get messy. Don’t get messy to forget the problem. *word*

Deity Decoy are my choice for life.

Magnesium LT ones too are lighter, replaceable pins. super flat.

OI

bearnescessities

There’s always legs in a scheister story.

Yes I do.

The kettles just boiled, which biscuits should I bring?

In a theoretical socialist utopia, yes.

In this lifetime, no.

Middle Tier PAYE for me.

I suspect the same applies to “Business Consultants”, “Entrepreneurs” and “Politicians”.

Method of payment and occupation do not equal tax avoidance.

Me too, been the same for years, particularly in my abdomen,

But Mrs. C has a resting heartbeat of an ultrarunner and her heart pretty much stops altogether some nights.

She has drugs for this.

YOU CAN DO IT!

Thanks coatsey. The o ring (bit of sponge?) is filthy.

LBS is a good lad, in house service. Shall not be doing this myself for fear of ruining my year old forks.

Today is my birthday.

I am sad. Should’ve just kept the psi nice and high how I like it. Stuff all this “research” bullshit.

Stupid words.

Bottomed out, seal popped.

Well if I die from a speedball at breakfast I’ll blame it on that lavender fronted card from my mum.