are there any nice cottages out that way?

Received one recently from a friend who wanted £800 for a hotel bill! Apparently he was in Scotland and stuck. Well, I could think of worse places to be stuck in.

But the English wasn't my mate's style. Got one of the older members of the club so worried he phoned me to see if it was for real or a scam tho.

The wall looks fine – grass needs cutting, mind :D

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No, no, no!!

you've got it all wrong!!

Roadies do not smile.

Repeat after me. Roadies do not smile

Perhaps that's why he got caught. I only know what the lads told me this afternoon.

I do love my afternoon's voluntary work – I learn something new every week :D

@ Quirrel PMSL

just been having a conversation along similar lines at work… Someone smuggled a phone onto the wing – no need to tell you where it was hidden but it was a Blackberry FFS!!

stop making everything in fracking pink!!

but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children…

OMG you really, really did!!

You are SO going to have to learn to preview before you post. Thanks so much – this thread has made my week :D

Was it really beyond you to use words like 'debonair', 'charming' or 'discrete'?

sorry – those words still sound gay to me :P

Only been there once, on the way home from a long weekend in LLanberis. It was OK.

Did not enjoy the long climb away from the centre tho. Only did the blue route as was taking it easy before the long drive back to dear old flattish Suffolk. It was fine. Pretty standard trail centre stuff – the chocolate cake was fantastic – so that's always a good sign :D

can't say he does it for me :lol:

he keeps popping out in the most disturbing places

what like between your thighs?

I'd keep away from the dating websites for a while if I was you. Bunny boilers can sniff out a guy in crisis like an addict after brown.

You've got enough of your own sh1tt to sort out IMVHO. Don't go looking for complications :D

Chin up. eHugs. Take care of the kids and don't forget to take care of you too.

Where is geetee hiding? Is there a closet involved?

Would be interested in seeing iDave's plan but not keen on diets which totally exclude a food group. We are, afterall, supposed to be omnivores.

Thanks folks for your input

Caro

Gotta say am surprised not to have seen something on here about Mark Cavendish reporting he missed Mark Renshaw in the bedroom…

Still this thread has made up for it :D

Oh no! You don't get away with it that easily :lol:

OK so I'm gonna get flamed for this but here goes…

Being pregnant is pretty shitty. You're fat. You feel hideous. The mirror tells you you look hideous. You feel like an whale/elephant. Your hormones are all over the place. Black is white and white is black. Your brain feels like it's becoming mush. You're hot. You're tired and boy are you grumpy. And you feel unlovable.

Spacemonkey – sorry but it's time to put the bike down for a few weeks and concentrate on the lady YOU got pregnant!

Right – if anyone wants to flame me I'm over at the stadium riding my hardtail…

my physio recommended stretching the achilles and then use finger and thumb moving up and down the achilles in a sort of rocking motion. pretty dull that was. So I started using something like this
infrared thingy

using the infrared and vibrate function I relax the achilles area and massage for about 2-3 mins and then I tense the achilles and move the thingy up and down for a min each side. Total of 3 mins each side.

Seems to be working

Have you been offshored?

last time I posted a picture of my bike on here you all said it was cute and "like a real bike only smaller"

:cry:

LOL @ BigJohn

I'm pretty sure Schleck is playing the psychological game of trying to make Contador believe he's weaker than he is.

Was surprised he didn't make more of an effort to get away from Alberto but perhaps that's part of the game or he could just be conserving energy for an attack later.

oh it's so not fair!! :mrgreen:

I'm not allowed a jump bike – grumpy husband reckons there's too much potential for injuring myself [sigh]

Knottie,
I'm working really hard on my fitness so Hamster and I can come over and be shown round by you.

Having now seen the cream teas I shall be working even harder :D

Caro x

or you could just get out and ride your bikes :lol:

I am just kicking myself for feeling like a nancy.

Nah, give yourself a break – well not literally again obviously :P

Might be worth changing the tyres tho. MTB is very much like climbing – you need confidence in the kit to perform at your best.

my hubbie has already bought me a present! Mind you he doesn't know it yet :twisted:

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I know some of the rangers in the Peak Park. They get up especially early to catch wild campers :lol:

I think it's the Forest Fresh or just Fresh "flavour" that works best. Sorry Avon catalogue got collected at the weekend.

Personally I like the Jungle formula wipes. Individually wrapped and can be used on children aged 3 and over.