I feel for you ,really , I've been there!
2 years ago the wife came home after the works chrimbo do , heard the door lock go about 1am , she came in tripped about 5 times coming up the stairs , went to the loo and crept into the bedroom , got undressed at the side of the bed and slipped under the covers , 'great I thought she's drunk(and we all know what wives like to do when she's drunk :wink: ,ANYTHING).
The very second her head touched the pillow she barfed over me and the rest of the top of the bed then rolled off the side clouting her head in the process and continued to honk all over the floor. I manhandled her to the bathroom and spent the next 2 hours cleaning what she'd thrown up , I was due to start work at 5am so went in early as I was in a bit of a mood.She also ended up with a proper comic book shiner where she butted the bedside cabinet :lol: