More engineering maintenance dept. fun
The electrician who was working above the false ceiling and found a big bag full womens knickers and tights.
The cleaner who everyone was “having some fun” with and discovered the list of said frolicers written on the contractors toilet wall when she went to clean them for the first time !
The cheeky YTS lad who we hoisted up using the workshop crane with a broom shoved down the arms of his overalls, then used him as a target for anything that came to hand whilst sending him along the workshop at anything from 4-25 feet off the ground. He was covered in grease , swarf you name it.
The workshop idiot who wasn’t the brightest spark by any means who became the “safety officer” and burnt his hands and arms on a steam pipe.. there is a pic of him accepting his “safety officer certificate” which massive bandages on his arms and hands…