Cougar.

It means i can park closer to my destination and not fall flat on my face! I work for the NHS, and need my car for home visits etc,

alfabus.

when driving you use a greater force to plantarflex using your calf (soleus) muscle when depressing pedals, to dorsiflex the muscles are more relaxed. When getting out of the car the muscle that lifts, or dorsiflexes the foot (Tibialis Anterior) doesn’t recieve the signal correctly because of the spinal chord injury, to enable me to do this, so i can trip over a rizla paper!

Hahaha! cheers Dave! :D

I cannot dorsiflex enough to clear the pavement…………

allthepies

I too have a ‘blue badge’.

I compete in triathlons, run and ride regularly, consider myself to be pretty fit, but following a serious spinal op can have no spacial awareness if sat driving for any lenght of time, or when im tired. This results in me falling flat on my face when i get out of a car.

If this guy is taking the piss, then he need to be reported. Any genuinely disabled driver would have no qualms about this.

The point im making is please dont judge a book by its cover!

that sucks

Was a Butcher trickydisco, now a Podiatrist.

IS it car insurance? then yes you do… its a no claims bonus, not a tight feckers didnt pay up bonus……..

Started a new career :D
Met an amazing lady. :D
Got engaged. :D
Had 2 late miscarraiges :cry:
Just bought a new house 7 years after losing the old one in a very messy divorce. :D
Bought a new MTB after 10 years :D
Watched my boy play his first game of rugby :D

Way more ups than downs… That’ll do me just fine!

Used Gordons spiced gin for mine… will definately do it again!

Has to be moths for me.. silly feckers with no sense of direction.

A GF of mine used to hate wet wooden spoons!

27 plus stats if we’re lucky!

Woody, thats the one I sponsor! Two good friends woulnd’nt be here now without them.

Sad news indeed…….

Have had the same problem in the past until I decided to sponsor/donate to one specific charity only, and i do whenever asked or have a ‘tin’ rattled in front of me.

Garry Lager.. Hate to dissapoint you but never heard of the book…

You flossed recently?

Just wanted to give them a ‘taste’ of the shite they’d all put me through!

Not proud, but felt justly avenged….. :twisted:

How the hell can you steal a piano? 8O

Got so pi88ed off with my uni housemates lack of hygiene and constant stealing of food.. so pi88ed off i took a photo of all their collective toothbrushes shoved up my arse, and posted them the photo after i’d left………..

have a good un fella!

Compeed until totally healed, then Zinc oxide tape over the intact, but still fragile area until you can run without it! Just seen a patient who badly blistered her toe whilst out walking and dressed it with zinc oxice tape only, after ‘popping’ the blister and soaking it in dettol…

She is having it amputated next week! 8O

Still drinking that ‘Millicano’ crap! £4.00 I BLOODY PAID FOR IT!!

Still.. I paid for it, i’m damn well drinking it. :evil:

I’ll have one of them Rocket ones please binners! :D

Daddy should have taught you to use a knife responsibly! :wink:

Done..

Electric towel rails for year round use without relying on the central heating system.

That Kencos ‘Millicano’ is total B*ll*cks

Good dad IMO. Just given my lad a swiss army knife for his birthday, explained the pros and cons, and know that he will inevitably cut himself at sometime. Much better to supervise him with it now and let him learn by his mistakes….. his hamster was far more dangerous, biting the top of his finger when he was younger! Hamster took a one way ticket outta here via Armitage Shanks soon after.

All the best ton, you’ll be fine! :D

Not any more emsz, work as a Podiatrist in wound care… oh, hang on.. :?

Make bathtimes as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.

PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty ‘Toblerone’ chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.

emsz, i have no doubt you cook a damn mean steak.. been side tracked all after noon reading Viz Top Tips following on from another thread on here.

And as i was a Master Butcher amd Slaughterman in a the dim and distant past I have no serious input to make on this thread, so just posted some utter tosh!!! :D

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since theyre always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etctastes exactly like the real thing, they wont know any difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Or…. Buy shoes that bl**dy fit you in the first place!

Bit obvious really, but it seems to have evaded you for a while. :wink:

Stick with the physio and play around with different positions on the bike. Did c4/5, c5/6 and c6/7. A different experience from yours and physio didnt work for me, had to have surgery. All ok now but had to raise the bars on the road bike a bit! Stick with conservative treatment for now, but if you’re in pain go back to your G.P and ask to be re-referred.

New strict diet, 2nd day in, grumpy as hell!

Good work philconsequence!

Looks can be, and possibly are decieving though djglover? :wink:

Duntstick…Good plan! Thats top of the list so far, and have decided to grub out 50ft of hedging at the front of the house as its 10ft thick in places! 8O

Would give me better access acroos the driveway, gonna replace it with native hedging instead as i like the privacy and cant stand painting fences!

Thanks for that.. have been looking at Stihl..

Sorry for the late reply, teething problems setting up t’internet!

Cheers Sharki, nice one.