Hermes:
Card put through door saying ‘parcel left in porch’. No kidding! Door mat hovering 6″ off the ground and totally failing to hide parcel twice the size… Small terrace house with door 10 ft from pavement.
Email survey request 2 days later completed with much malice. Most questions were about ‘how was it…’ about all the things they didn’t offer like leave with neighbour, change date, etc.
Tracking details are unchanged since collection from seller 3 weeks ago.