Had an interesting conversation with my Yodel delivery man a couple of weeks ago.
“Hi there, looks like you’ve left a card saying I was out when you called”
“Yes, I can try to redeliver tomorrow”
“No, I’m out again at work all week. How about Saturday?”
“Sorry, don’t deliver on Saturday”
“Deliver it later on when the missus gets back from school run?”
“Nope, only do your area at 14:00”
“Can I come and collect it then”
“No, I don’t tell people my address”
“So, erm, exactly when / how am I going to get my parcel?”
“Erm, dunno. Could return it to the sender I suppose”
And deep breaths…..