Henry Rollins of Black Flag/Rollins Band non-fame
Stephen Malkmus of Pavement
Falco of McClusky/FotL
All of Turbonegro
PJ Harvey
Josh Homme
Peaches
John 'Speedo' Reis of Drive Like Jehu/Rocket from the Crypt/Hot Snakes/Night Marchers
Buck 65

Seeing as you like the early/mid 90's…

Pavement 'Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain'
Veruca Salt 'American Thighs'
Sonic Youth 'Daydream Nation'
Afghan Whigs 'Gentlemen'
Archers of Loaf 'Icky Mettle'
Whipping Boy 'Heartworm'
Idlewild 'Hope is Important'
Rocket from the Crypt 'Scream Dracula, Scream!'

I wish people would stop trotting out that old line about enforced military service for 'benefit scroungers'…

1) It's an insult to all of our servicemen/women to insinuate some sort of moral/status equivalency between them and the aforementioned lifestyle benefit recipients.

2) Such people would be a total hindrance in any professional military.

3) Every advanced military in the world has either moved from or is in the process of moving on from the concept of conscription with the exception of Israel and that's only due to the fact that they're so heavily outnumbered by their enemies and could face a war of national survival at any time.

4) The military are too small and have far more important things to do than babysit for society's least wanted.

I've always liked revolvers from a sheer functionality/design aesthetics perspective.

The family I lived with in Banff for a while had a load of classic single action colts from the frontier days along with modern Smith & Wessons.

FAO: hora

I'll post a link on here later to an MTB-centric porn video I found the other day.

It's a rather delectable young lady getting buggered on a Specialized (no, really). Doubtless there'll be those insisting that this is far too mainstream and that they much prefer something more niche like felching on a single speed Cotic or something, but it's the only MTB porn I've ever found!

MBR is still the best.

*sits back and waits*

I don't care what brand baggies I use, most of mine aren't even MTB specific. My jerseys are all Fox though because I like the fit/styling.

My dad bought a Fox wind cheater the other day, he was getting 'mad props' from freeride yoofz at Puddletown Forest when I took him there last weekend. He's 62 and rides a hybrid!

It's the best and it's British too!

Made just down the road from me in Poole.

…although I've always wondered about the cunnilingus bit. I've flown with them on several occasions and can't recall feeling any more turned on than usual.

1) Form a legendary hardcore band.
2) Sign to Dischord.

Cunnilingus, shoes and chocolate, that's the holy trinity innit?

Buy yourself some new trainers, go down on her sister then polish off her chocs.

Mt ex-girlfriend's breasts liberally coated with butterscotch flavour Angel Delight.

There's a difference between somebody posting a photo on Forum X for whatever reason and somebody else reposting that same photo on Forum Y in a thread that seems to exist for the sole purpose of ridiculing them.

It's all getting a little sinister.

Also, I don't really agree with posting photographs of other forum users without their permission, especially when wives/girlfriends are in shot too.

Frankenstein – Member

Do something stupid and you get a result I guess!

Might come out with some Mr Sheen…

You leave Charlie out of this, it's probably his beemer!

Trainers to school? Broken Britain!

Doc Martens.

'Babe on Board' leads to disappointment practically every time.

Unless they're referring to the pig of course.

My personal favourite is 'Small Person On Board!'

Who is it, Ronnie Corbett?

Scariest one I ever saw was 'Gas, Grass or Ass – Nobody Rides For Free' on a battered Ford F150 in Texas.

Alternate between a Luminox LU1897 Field Alarm Chrono:
http://tinyurl.com/2vxz9es

and some old Casio G-Shock that I've had for years and is reserved for surfing, snowboarding, MTB etc.

First one was a friend's housemate, then a designer I met at a gig and the third was a nurse I met on a dating website.

The depressing thing for me was the fact that they represent an example each from the three most common methods of meeting someone: the 'friend of a friend', the 'chance encounter' and the 'cyber gamble'!

It's only because nobody has requested information on the best medium sized prestige estate car for a while.

I'd just quite like to meet a girl who didn't already have a boyfriend that she'd neglected to mention (yes, women do this too!), an insatiable appetite for cocaine (getting wired 5 nights per week is not my definition of an occasional 'recreational' habit) and who didn't run hot and cold…one minute bailing out of pre-arranged dates and the next turning up at my flat in the small hours in tears demanding I give her one more chance!

Last three have all had one, several or all of those dubious attributes.

Does anyone know of a site where mothers try and pawn their daughters?

'Gash Converters'?

TAXI!

Quote: The Southern Yeti – Member

Does anyone know of a site where mothers try and pawn their daughters? Unquote.

You could try Mumsnet, but they may not react well.

Charles Tyrwhitt FTW!

Expensive, but they're usually on sale on the website.

Good spot for family holidays and access to beautiful West Dorset and it's many and varied delights.

As a town, it's turned into a bit of a toilet though. Then again in my line of work I come into contact with the very worst of the local population so I'm probably not getting a representative view.

QUOTE: cinnamon_girl – Member
Lol @ bravohotel9er. Good luck.
UNQUOTE.

So, you're not coming?!

Alright, clearly you're used to sophistication so I can probably stretch to a rocket and crayfish sandwich on focaccia at Pret.

I bought the new unibody Macbook in January after pontificating over a new laptop for ages. I couldn't be happier with it.

QUOTE: cinnamon_girl – Member
Nightmare! I was getting messages from 27 year old blokes asking if I wanted to have fun. UNQUOTE.

I'm a 30 year old bloke. Are you looking for mutual disappointment and an insatiable appetite for seafood based puns?

An interest in biscuits and semi-obscure mid-90's slacker rock is preferred, but not essential.

Meet me outside Krispy Kreme in West Quay at 13.00 tomorrow, I'll be wearing a purple velvet smoking jacket and carrying a copy of European Language School Advertisement Spotter.

On a slightly more serious note, My Single Friend seems to be the best of the bunch. Full of pretty girls with varied hobbies, ambition and an ability to spell.

molgrips – Member

http://www.tacobelluk.co.uk/

OMFG!

+1 😛

jonah tonto – Member
he said the guy who turned up to collect it was licking his lips as he dragged it into the rspca van

Royal Society for the Preparation of Comestible Antlers.

Subway is much nicer in Canada and you get 2 cookies as part of the meal day rather than the miserly 1 you get here. Rip-off Britain!

That said, given the choice it's got to be In-N-Out Burger everytime!

Wendy's is better than the both of them too.

The Wedding Presents's 'Bizarro' in it's entirety.

finbar – Member

If it's dead why would the RSPCA want it anyway? Just whack it in the bin.

I think it's slowly dawning on her that RSPCA does not stand for the Royal Society for Prompt Cremation of Animals.

I'm not so sure.

I went on a tour of the new RSPCA headquarters the other day, there was barely enough room to swing a cat.

The recent changes to Google Images have revolutionised the eternal quest for niche porn.

Those Summer Seasons look like fun. Just how far do they differ from a regular 456? Slacker head angle and ability to run about 30mm longer forks, but anything else?

Oh Danny boy, the courts, the courts are calling

Commencal Ramones 2 (black) – As standard other than white Nuke Proof lock-on grips, white e13 Supercharger bashring, white Halo QR skewers, chrome DMR V12s and (as of today) Rock Shox Lyrik Coil U-Turn.

Weighs almost 32lbs, but a lot of fun.

Wouldn't mind a Specialized Pitch Pro, but not this side of London 2012!

I detest Tony Blair and the Labour party in general, but…

That is a hell of a lot of money and it will help a group of people who really deserve it. Credit where credit is due, he could have just kept the money to himself.

Arguing over the rights and wrongs of recent British foreign policy is all well and good, but ultimately pointless. Far better to focus on assisting those in this country who paid the blood price for the mistakes of their far better remunerated political masters.