My mum was pursued by Mr.Biffa in her youth (not sure if that’s his actual name), but I could have been heir to a skip empire!
I went to school with Tim Henman, mediocre pop type Jamie T, TV’s Ben Shepherd, then to sixth form college with the drummer from Razorlight and missed out on Alexa Chung by errr…two years.
Housemate at university waited until our final week there to reveal that her uncle was Mike Joyce!
Dad’s godson’s sister (are you following this?) is married to Jeremy Edwards.
Uncle was the previous Governor of Jersey.
Am on first name terms with the bassist from Delays.
But, best of all…my friend’s former housemate had his girlfriend stolen from him by Star Trek’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard!
She was 22 at the time, he was mid-sixties…what a lad.