I’m glad he was buried at sea.

Only cod can judge him now.

Plenty of Fish!

Our eyes met across a crowded ISDN line 😆

One of the lamest things about the internet is those people who trawl Google Images desperately hunting for one picture that shows a very attractive woman not looking her best, then posting it in order to ‘win’.

You massive massive massive winner!

I think it’s just utterly adorable the way some of the old guard still seem to think that Labour are left wing!

What were you up to from 1997-2010?

TandemJeremy – Member
Bunch of inbred germans and greeks anyway.

Somebody will accuse you of racism in a minute, probably TJ.

Oh! 🙄

Elfinsafety – Member
The Royal Family serve no dolphin whatsoever in a democracy

So, you’re saying they’re not fit for porpoise?

😀

That may well be a valid point, but at least they haven’t bailed out of three concerts that I purchased tickets to in a row!

🙄

loddrik – Member
It seems positively unethical to ride down something that you haven’t first ridden up.

Skiing with you must be exhausting!

I thought it was about eating cake in car parks.

Not sure I’ve got the energy for much else.

I’ve preordered True Blood Season 3 from Amazon, was only £25.

Holocaust Memorial
Walking tour (‘The Original Walking Tour’ is well worth the money)
Checkpoint Charlie
Berlin Zoo is a particularly good one
Drink at the top of the TV Tower
Lots of great semi-legal bars in East Berlin
Listen to nosebleed techno with pretty girls
Get a currywurst mit pommes at least twice a day

Love that Rollins routine 😆

emsz – Member
have a browse on pinksofa,

Special interest dating site for gay interior designers?

Sue_W – Generally, I think it is.

I never went in for the whole scattergun approach in the past, but the advent of mass participation online dating seems to have resulted in the adoption of ‘New York’ style dating.

Y’know, several first dates within a short timespan, then an elimination process. I’m not saying it’s right, but it’s the way things are.

angryratio – Member

Bikes provide most of the joy in my life at the moment.

Not a singlespeeder then?

Sue_W – Member
Plus I shudder at the thought of Internet dating!

Oh, it’s not so bad…

On Sunday I went for a drink with a girl who was into BDSM and The Cure, then tomorrow I’m meeting one who likes cheesecake and The Carpenters.

Actually, I see your point.

‘Body type: Average’

Yeah, maybe in Tonga FFS!

It’s all about the meatballs and loganberry jam.

I got lost in the Southampton branch, it’s like a maze.

Good system, I’ve been using my housemate’s Spanish version.

The trouble with Danish (insofar as it’s a problem) is that the instant they detect you’re a Brit (assuming you are), they’ll start conversing with you in faultless Oxford English!

I watched a documentary about fundamentalist types on Current TV…they all seemed to be big on Timex Ironman watches, maybe they got a group discount?

Toyota’s dealership in Kandahar must be booming too, they’re shifting a lot of Hi-Lux trucks.

Well, the guy who cooks in our canteen at the weekends was telling me that he’s an instructor on the SBS sniper course in Poole. 😆

An inspiration to us all, I might ring NASA tomorrow and see if they’ll let me borrow a space shuttle.

trailmonkey – Member

my uncle will be doing the gardening

Bit off-topic to be honest.

Keep it to yourself, yeah?

😉

Yeah, but you guys could be missing out on true love here!

What if every guy that’s seen her profile has thought ‘Hmmm, must be some type of trap!’. Meanwhile, she’s probably sat alone in a bedsit, crying into her microwave dinner for one, wishing that she had a forty-something software engineer to chat to about full XTR and tyre logo/valve alignment!

igm – Member

M&S = court appearance

You’re clearly unfamiliar with the world of British criminal justice!

Lifestyle criminals, that is to say low level types who take up the majority of the courts’ time wear whatever they like. Those that do wear suits used to favour the likes of Burton and Next. But, now that the likes of ASDA are selling garments that purport to be suits, they’ve taken over as tailors to the criminal fraternity. I see the same £30 effort again and again…boxy, no vents, you know the score.

M&S suits are pretty decent, especially the £200 plus range. They’re not Saville Row standard, but then you wouldn’t complain that your new VW Golf wasn’t a Rolls Royce.

Pretty easy, just watch something else on the telly or go outside.

Job done.

My uncle is going to the ceremony.

The slimmer cut ‘Chelsea’ range at Austen Reed are very good and approx £300 apiece.

I really liked the last album.

This album doesn’t seem as instant, but it’s definitely more adventurous. Will give it another go later. I really admire the Beasties, they’ve maintained the quality throughout their career.

Pornmouth.

I like American girls.

Based on an extensive survey of err…three in 31 years, they like indie rock, smell lovely like coconut and melon and kiss like they mean it.

Looks like the emblem of an obscure totalitarian organisation devoted to sustainable transport.

Ein volk, ein reich, ein gang!

I would like to see At The Drive-In and Refused reform, not sure whether either is particularly likely.

harryparabolics – Member
I saw the reformed Pavement live last year – they were awesome.

They most certainly were!

Was that at ATP? Great weekend.

The Station Agent

When all is said and done TJ, you’re not a Scot and never will be.

What you are is a whiny, self-hating Fisher Price pseudo-celt. England is better off without you, but Scots Nats types will never truly accept you. That’s the reality of the situation no matter what sort of tartan gloss you try and put on it.

You’re at last as tedious as those white muslim converts that start banging on about jihad, less than a year after their last sausage roll.

How’s the buy-to-let going? I do hope you’re not depriving a young Scottish couple of a home with your English money.

rOcKeTdOg – Member
Tyres that don’t leave skid marks

I’m feeling confident, so I’ll buy some Swamp Things for the wet patch.

I’ve got a few pairs of ‘slim’ jeans that seem to be somewhere between skinny and 501s on the fit front.

Can get skinny jeans on around the waist, but they rarely seem to fit over my thighs.

What you misread is what I’ve had since she moved in a week ago.

flamejob – Member
Surely they could find a pretty girl that was also a genuine geek.

Very disappointed.

Emily Booth used to be on the Gadget Show.

She now stars in movies for the relaunched Hammer Horror, partakes in burlesque (middle class stripping, err…apparently) and models ‘special interest’ lingerie. She’s also an authority on semi-obscure indie rock.

Those ‘carrot’ jeans are an abomination!

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