if they force cyclists to have insurance, then they’d have to have some sort of proficiency certificate and a bicycle MOT too

they may as well start calling for pedestrians to have to sit (?) a walking exam and prove that they are physically able to cross the road

then they could start asking pigeons to respect minimum flying heights and designated flight paths so as to not be hit by cars

someone needs to get evilzone on the GMTV webshite

closest lbs is Mosquito Bikes which sells muchos blingos bikes – IF, Moots, Ibis, Litespeed, etc
other three closest lbses are Cyclesurgeries

can’t find anything better for my fat arse than a WTB

yeah, but it’s popularity has increased lots recently and will probably die away soon – therefore it’s a fad

it doesn’t have to be something completely new
does it?

I have 3 bikes.

is this a ruse?
should you have been a bit more truthful and put "ladies wanted for romping around the woods?"
I’ll take any of your rejected applicants

she was clearly Daddy’s little girl with her big brown eyes, nodding at her husband when asking him a questions = manipulative little shrew
to be fair to him he did well to bag her and is probably happy being downtrodden… until today when he went into work and got a slating from his colleagues about being a pathetic doormat

shame, I liked the new entertainment format

my gf started mountain biking at 54.

after the age of 40, you can’t call her your girlfriend – she’s ‘my partner’ or ‘the one who irons my pants’

I like it, apart from the fact that it’s shite

I used to drink 10-12 cups of tea a day
I tried to stop but got headaches and started to nod-off in the afternoon
I just cut down to 5-6

the aptly named mong

have the hotel not got something in lost property you could borrow?

if you want multi-release, I’ve got some you can have for nowt
but I wouldn’t recommend them :!:

will this be like speed dating?

just make sure you lock the back gate when you go to meet him

– the angriness of bears (I want a pet Grizzly)

Rupert Murdoch

why does no-one get assasinated anymore?

QED

my Tricross came with knobblies which I used on the road for about 9 months, simply because I didn’t want to waste a pair of tyres and buy new ones. I was amazed at the difference when they wore out and put some normal road tyres on.
Better grip, more comfortable (less buzz), faster.

I lost a Kodak EasyShare DX6340 camera in 2006 near Lake Windemere – is it that one?

deploy ACME stabilising blades

I don’t use it a lot, but it’s good to be able to get in touch with people.
An old friend of mine died last week, I wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t have been on Facebook.

I used to be a letter different…