Get me a krokodil sandwich, and make it snappy.

Best avoid it then?

Never did Latin so pleased with 75%

Mine were spot on, too.

Nipple Guide. No more dropping nipples inside rims and then playing the wiggle-rattle game to get them out again.

Just loosen/tighten a quarter turn on each spoke, assess, then repeat if necessary. Quick and easy!

+1 BoardinBob

I find “The Grid” very effective (and painful)

Suppository

Stop paying tax & buy a fat bike.

You’ll need those big tyres once the roads disintegrate.

😈

Mmmm, hubba hubba.

Have you got enough computers on your desk?

Start new job on 23rd 😀
Half day 24th 8)
Off til 6th 😛

To use the current vernacular, I am currently “rocking” Endura Meryl 3/4 length padded shorts. Very comfortable and keep yer knees warm on cold, foggy commutes.

Watching the birds in the garden

Another Spesh…. Ground Control 2Bliss

Saw them do a set with Biohazard in 93 at a music festival in Belgium. Schmokin!

I’ve just secured a position back in the private sector after 6 years in the Civil Service. I feel like I’ve had a lucky escape.

I didn’t buy my 2012 5-spot for it’s looks…they are not the prettiest machines! 😆

OP, if your fork has QR dropouts, check that the skewer is tight.

Futtock

…wonders which fruit they use for scale if citrus dimensions are exceeded…

Red!

I’m always shocked by the drivers eating a bowl of cereal on their morning commute. WT-unbelievable-F?

At least take some toast instead…

Aussies quicker in thought and deed, making Welsh efforts look pedestrian.

Warburton & Lydiate outclassed so far.

Bonnie Tyler opened my cousin’s record shop in Uplands, Swansea back in the 80s. Does that count?

Burns missed a few.
Cook missed a few.
Thus 36.

Missed kicks lost the game for Glos.

He was Obi Wan Kenobi, but he’s no Alec Guinness.

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Watching Gloucester v Leicester… Glos have resorted to their third choice kicker (Twelvetrees) cos the others keep shanking it. 😆

What about Fritz, eh? Don’t forget the Bosch, what!

Nothing fancy. Some Kingfisher, then some LBV Port with a poky bit of Cheddar.

^ they missed out “Right on the snooze button”

You can do it if you really want to. Be strong.

i tried to climb through his window

Take a step ladder next time?

hardiest members

Fnarr fnarr

I would definitely postpone the donation.

My old man gave me an old rigging knife, complete with marlin spike, when I was 8. Best present ever! Still in the toolbox.

The Devil Rides Out Mince-core

I was told that, on old lead pipes, the surface oxidises and massively reduces the amount of lead in the water. Not sure how true this is.

We recently replaced the lead water main in our place while doing other works. The water company paid for all work outside the boundary of the property, while we paid for all works inside the boundary (excavation, connection of new pipe). We just had to make sure that the plumber was on-site when the water company turned up to swap the supply. They also inspected the excavation and positioning of the new pipe to make sure it complied with regulations).