Bear in mind that the Suspension bridge will be closed

Flange separator

B’dum tish

Does she have a cold? My daughter used to retch with all the gunge from her nose going down the back of her throat.

BBB Mini.

Edit: It’s good!

Bunch of moaning gits

True, but at least this thread (almost) keeps all of the moaning in one place!

Black guy with morgan freeman voice

You mean he’s black, and has a deep voice?! Oh my god! No way!

Mystical kind of language

Not at all. Listen to the language used. Not mystical at all. A bit flowery in places, perhaps.

Thin red line soundtrack

Dunno. Not seen the film. Sounded like a stock classical soundtrack piece.

Slow motion shots

Well, duh. It’s about a sport. Of course it will contain super slo-mo HD mega shots.

cliched yawn

That’s your post, that is.

Well done to long jump man, too.

FARKIN BRILLIANT!

Deforestation! A virus has meant a fair bit of tree-age has been removed in the last year.

Parts of the Whytes Level downhill are closed. Diversions take you round some fire road and down the Skyline descent. Did a very wet W2 a few weeks ago. It was great!

EDIT: there is a new section of trail from the Afan trail centre to the start of the Wall trail too.

Don’t be slo-mo

Eyes peeled in BS7. I feel your pain.

My bargepole is staying safely locked up. 😯

To win by such a margin? He must be on something! 😀

Jolly good

STW live text feed beats any of the others hand down

Cheesed off?

Sounds like you’ve been unlucky there. I’ve used them three of four times without any issues. Delivery within a week, and the parcel tracking has worked well.

Yes.

Until I buy a full susser, when obviously that will make me an even better rider.

A warm bath with a couple of tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda does wonders for the itching. Virusoothe gel also helps.

I used acupuncture as part of recovery from a torn vertebral disc (generally as a precursor to manipulation by an osteopath). I believe it helped.

Raining cats again? Pah, summer’s over.

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity”

Well, I’m afraid there is, and Critical Mass are a case in point.

I was up there 8.30-11am this morning. I saw 1 rider in Leigh Woods, 2 in AC and no-one in 50-A. Nice and quiet! It was pishing down though.

BOING!

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Pleasantly surprised, bemused, confused. **** me! Now it’s the Queen and James Bond!

Edit: It’s bonkers. 😀

Lunch at my desk. I either get out early, and stretch my road ride to work to 15 miles, or head to the woods after work.

There’s been a 20 mph limit in St Werburghs for a while. From what I can see, most drivers seem to ignore it and drive to the 30 mph limit anyway.

I thought the average speed in Bristol traffic was around 14mph anyway!

It’s generally a good idea, but the implementation needs to be considered and not rolled out carte blanche.

Super-wide duck feet here.

Currently doing the trick are Spesh Tahoes for commuting/bimbling and Bontrager RL MTB for trails/mud.

I am bearded. I once shaved it off, and was promptly asked to grow it back.

I don’t think she likes my face.

Been riding with one of these[/url] with my daughter for almost 2 years.

Die of shock

Fanny
Pack
or
Bum
Bag

Highest number of slices of Marmite on toast made and eaten within 2 minutes.

240s 15mm front hub

20mm to 15mm

QR to 15mm

I think both the standard QR hub and oversize 20mm hub are convertible to 15mm.

EDIT: I recently ordered a 15mm 240s hub from bike-discount.de

One man’s bland is another man’s phaal.