Would I eat dolphin?

Not on porpoise.

The grilles should pop out. Try using a screwdriver to prise them out. Might be stubborn first time around but should be fine after that.

Madness IMO. Investing in 26″ carbon is going to lose you lots of money.

Only if you plan to sell them on. Plus, not everyone is seduced by bigger wheels. None of my riding group have felt the need to move to 650b or 29er.

I build my own wheels, so as long as 26″ rims are available, it’s all good.

Finish ride
Lock up bike in car
Lock car
Drink coffee
Act smug

Someone needs to have a word with Sideshow Bob

Ich bin jetzt so geil 😆

Ha ha ha! This is bloody brilliant. Camera in Brazilian changing room now, please!

Ruptured mine in November last year. No cast required. 3 weeks off bike. Lots of stretching. And then more stretching. Did I mention stretching?

I guess it’s now about 90-95% of where it was pre-injury. Still get twinges, and my calf on that side tends to ache and stiffen up after strenuous exercise. Obviously, I’m not stretching it enough 😳

Ground anchor? CHECK
Pragmasis 16mm chain & mahoosive padlock? CHECK
Wheels D-locked to workbench? CHECK

Bike thieves thwarted? CH…. er…. Ah…..bugger.

When they are prepared to saw your (Ti) frame up to steal the bike, and saw your workbench up to steal the wheels, there ain’t much you can do.

Water cannon.

I have had to be refunded for next day delivery 2 or 3 times,

Me too. Don’t bother with it now, but that’s because I don’t bother with CRC any more.

Daddy’s a ****

I’m not ranting

Not much…

Peppermint Park £1 for a pint of snakebite and black on monday nights….my info may be a little out of date!!

I remember when it was 50p a pint on Wednesday or Thursday nights! That was over 20 years ago mind!

Those are antlers, not teeth. They hurt when they fly into your face though, as I found out when riding my bike in Reading many years ago.

Edit: we get these ones every year, feeding on the lilac in our garden. Rose Chafer.

Budgie!Bike 1976
17
Turner 5-spot

All of the parts of my stolen Brodie Holeshot Ti were found for sale on eBay/Pinkbike in much the same manner. I tracked down the individual selling them (someone who used to frequent this place, actually) and provided the details to my local police & the police local to the “seller”.

The police then did nothing for 6 weeks.

FFS

EDIT: This person was selling A LOT of high-end kit.

Cos I’m partial to jazz flute. Grrrreat. 😉

Woke up dribbling on the sofa at 2.30am, defeated; there was almost a litre of scrumpy left. I have let you down. sorry.

Up again at 6.30. Several teas/coffees later and I’m off to the rugby in a couple of hours. I think some hair of the dog is in order.

Lime, not lemon.

I would reach for the hip flask I carry when in the mountains. I would then fashion a rudimentary parachute from my voluminous ski pants and base-jump to safety whilst winking knowingly at the beautiful young snowboarding Alpine hussy hanging from my shoulders.

Sorry, did I say ecstasy? I meant Marmite. It’s proper scrumpy, mind.

Most places I’ve worked at have had a policy that generally restricts streaming access, but will allow certain security groups to stream if there is a genuine business need. Sounds like you should talk to your Information Security bod…. If you have one

Their feline misfortune tastes like ecstasy to me.

Edit: And I like the taste of ecstasy.

In the words of Captain Barnacles, “Let’s do this”. In for a penny…

But there’s 2 litres of it…I suppose I could entertain the idea of not drinking it all.

Cue tomorrow at 6am….”Daddy, why are you being sick?”

She was mightily relieved… 8)

My poor liver. Scrumpy very tasty but potent.

Eat your friends first. You’ll need the energy from their warm flesh to escape The Mountain Of Death. 😈

EDIT: WTF happened there. OP lost his shed?

EDIT2: Damn you OP. 😆

The Friday was pretty good too, Jucifer, Moss & Blood Ceremony. And cider. Lots of cider.

At Temples, by any chance? I was there too.

Me too!

Second hand LPs off that eBay. Vinyl junkie, me.

Ark at ee

To bed between 10 and 12
Up at 6-6.30

YAWN 😯

It’s great news for Broad Plain Boys Club. Good on ’em. 😀

I used a sledgehammer to initially break the concrete into liftable sections, and a mattock to lever the sections up so I could lift them. So, yes, I think both is best (for your back).

Calm down… No need to get a cob on.

Miserable fecker

Well he has suffered from depression…