"You can bring home whoever you like, just make sure she's gone by the morning" nice one Dad.
Along with, in a similar vein "you can do whatever you like, but if you get caught you will take the punishment." That one actually worked pretty well too.
From me "my arm hurts if I do this"
from Mum "don't do it then"
Another one from my Dad " ****!" quite alot.
My parents were great, say hello to them if you are at the bottom of Leith Hill as I'm sure they have now washed down from where I put them.
"Their ashes obviously"