i'll tuck my salad between my legs when i'm using the site.

I'm deliberatly turning people away that try and book to keep the visitors down

I'm not convinced the MTB is your biggest problem. Better stop turning people away (they will never come back)

but it was right across a bridleway

Ouch….Hope your alright. Bet the scare is impressive!

You can try 'carb loading' the day before the event,

I'd say two days. For leg re-coup sit in a shallow very very cold bath(iced if you have it) for 10-15 mins post event. The colder the better. It will hurt like hell and you'll probably loose all feeling but you'll have no delayed onset muscle soreness. It's the nuts yo!

LMAO, this is awesome!

I was just looking for one of those. When you find one please post it's addy. 😆

If you were all down there i'd fill the place up with water.

20 months……many many years…..You should have slam dunked that along time ago mate. Do it or get over it. Lifes too short.

youre going to fast

No such thing. 😀

A 3 litre bottle of Olde English for the middle class

avoiding eating extra calories

Any advice about routes would be most welcome

Errrrr.

Love the naughty step. 😆

Just re-discovered my 'Various' folder on an old HDD. Has loads of tunes from the 80's 90's. Absolutly fantastic. Devonshire lemonade in hand and excellent memories being recovered. Lay a flurry of flag stones in the garden today too, in the sun. Best day for a long time. Hope everybody is well. x

Who are you?

Truro

**Bitter scorn after being 'Carelessly broken up with' Over facebook chat** Allegedly i'm allow a respite period in which i dislike the opposite sex for no apparent reason other than the fact you have lady parts.

God won't help us queue. Although i do hope he brings us sandwich's.

Welcome to the forum bud. I've been on here a few weeks and everybody is smashing even if they don't like you there are some funny and very entertaining keyboard warriors. Enjoy.

Girlies = Evil until proven otherwise.

i'm waiting.

UTP cable. Got RJ45 connctors on each end. Usually just called 'Network cable'

any will do. 😀

Probably best to stand in the garden and shoot into the house.

STW always has the best advice. 😀 😀

Your son will want what ever loads porn the quickest. I'd like to know how PC World respond to that question.

Yes.

i'm pretty strong, i'll move it for ya.

It's never too late.

Get it done. No regrets. You want it. You get it. End of. xxxx

I'm terrified of it, whatever it is.

What is on her right elbow in the top B/W picture?

I get that

I feel a certain amount of personal responsability is required. It's important for couples to only have children if they can supply the income themselves. Do you think only education can solve this?

Put the unemployed in to gladiator academies so they can fight each other and get eaten by tigers.
It would make great TV

Please pitch this idea to channel 4. I've heard they are looking for new material.

I'm unemployed and would love to punch other unemployed people in the face.

My current favorite.

Get a friend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism

This might help.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism

I vote libertarianism. It's been here before it will come round again. 😀

drinking wee. not into that.

I had too many girlfriends to be worried about trainers. Shame it did'nt continue really. Now i'm single and well into trainers.