That's right, go and usurp my "troll of the day" you utter git.

I also think 100mm

I found this page but after reading it decided to buy an XTR BB an save the hastle.

If it's easy let me know and I'll try it and keep a spare 🙂

JulianA, none of this free thinking!

It says disabled you selfish b4stard!!!
I hope someone puts superglue in your locks 👿

*bows*

Troll of the day *proud*

Sorry they installed an esspresso machine in work, I've had at least 8 😆

My job for today is to park my X6 diagonally across both a P&C and HC space and watch all the do-gooders piss boil and foam at the mouth while LMFAO!

Get a life ffs.

Easy to act the hard man behind a screen I suppose

Oh the ironing

Gary_M, so it comes down to calling names does it? lol

If you challenged me I'd think you were a weirdo lol

I don't do it as a rule but take this example; if there was a disabled spot outside the cashpoint and nowhere esle nearby I'd certainly use it.

If you challnged me I'd call you a weirdo and laugh.

If you challenged me stronger you'd probably end up being able to use the space legit lol

Would I challenge someone? Not unless I was just about to use it and had a badge.

"If my heads been through a windscreen why are all the eyeballs green?"

"I was bitten by a horse and now I'm moving for a divorce"

"what's a cluckin chickin, what's a cluckin chicken mean? Where's a cluckin chicken, where's a clucking chicken been?"

Superb lyrics written by the one and only Shaun Ryder (Angel-The Happy Mondays)

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You're f***ing one another
The Norwich family

Didly-dum *click* *click*

^^^ most of those are Tommy Cooper I think you'll find.

Got caught smuggling inflatable beachballs did you lad? 😉

Anything by Tommy Cooper.

"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library'. I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'"

"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, it's my livelihood.'

and Wales is entirely absent.

Thank f*ck for that!

There is no background colour as it's a umber of flags on top of each other.
Therefore whichever flag is laid down first is the background colour 😈

Shit excuse to dump him by the girlfriend.

She needs to woman the **** up and give it to him straight before he goes insane or drives you insane with his moaning.

grumm, baconface is a classless old fool in the face of defeat. There's no way he'd ever come out with something like that.

I'm glad he doesn't do interviews for MOTD any more as it saves me having to listen to his one eyed senile ramblings.

Wanga out of those 2.

Upgrade as you go.

What makes an ideal hack bike?

You love it, everyone else hates it.

It'll never get stolen.

Lets be honest the way Liverpool are playing at the moment they'll be hoping for someone to throw on a ball with a **** bell in it.

Are they sure the six martial arts experts didn't just steal him from outside a shop or something? 😕

It reminds of the ebay advert where the bike had the forks on backwards "because that's how the Canadians are running them" 😆

Mine is due for posting Thrsday………as the posties strike.

Great.

Snake oil just out of shot 😆

That is THE worst number plate I've ever seen! 😕

What type of asshat drives that?
Did you see the driver?

XTR cassette £160 RRP, that's about £1 a mile if you ride on the road….in the dry.

Anything other than XT if it's about looks.

XT if you dont care what your bike looks like.

I hate bikes wit XT cranks, such a lazy choice.

+1 for Swayndo.

It just seems silly to compromise in that area to save a few grams.

410mm Thomson always.

You get bonus points for a proper stem length too!

Tears running down my face here! 😆

Brilliant.

I really dont understand how a professional ref doesn't know the rules of the game? 😕

I hope he doesn't ever take up golf as there's about 1,000,000 rules he'll need to remember instead of the 20 he has trouble with now 😆

Balloons FTW! 😆

No. Cardiff 😆

Just up the screen resolution in control panel so everything looks smaller then it will fit on screen and you can then do what I said above.

You cant get rid of Royal Mail!

Who's going to steal my new sunglasses if you do!

Who's going to steal every last one of my birthday cards just in case there's money in one of them?

Who's going to turn up at 23.00 on November the 5th and keep our fire going for an extra 2 hours with sackloads of their undilivered mail?

Think of the kids!

I ride an old Kona……..fast to avoid the stones being thrown at me by nichemongers.

The KLF: Chill out. One of the best ambient albums ever made, for me. Hard to find too, as it was deleted when the KLF retired from the music industry

I have it and lets be honest it's more background noise than chill-out.

How chilled out can you be ffs!

Eddie_fb, f@ck'em your money is worth exactly the same as the next man so just enjoy it.

Most of the time it's all in the head anyway.