Operation? 😉

Bzzzzzzzzz

A nice close game – but wasn't that SA's B team? There were several top players missing – probably due to the 14's that just finished?

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Tools>Options>View>Gridlines Color ??? = automatic (black)

tragically1969 Change the fill on the cells to none.

That does it!

Is that what you meant too ian-r?

Cheers guys.

Yes – I've put "borders" on a load of cells just so I can see where to type.

there are no cell borders. The whole sheet is blank (It came like this from a workmate)

I want to switch on gridlines to a worksheet I've added, but despite being switched on they are invisible.

on the screen

Dammit – everyone always feels sorry for the swans, but they are the real menace here! Exploiting the mexican hamsters in an illegal slave trade.

I know a fed who can carry a ton of bricks – just not all at the same time.

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Those hamsters are not real americans – they're Mexican illegal aliens. The feds will be down on them like a ton of bricks.

What about a waiter wearing roller skates on a teradmill bringing me my drink on a tray? How fast would he have to skate if the conveyor continually matched his forward speed? Would I get thristy? Would he spill the drink whilst frantically skating on the spot? Whats for lunch?

I thought in the original problem the conveyor belt continually matched the speed of the plane, so the plane goes forward at 10 mph, conveyor moves back at 10 mph therefore overall speed of plane through air (wind over wings) equals 0. Plane accelerates to 20mph, conveyor matches, plane through air = 0 and so on?

So what happens now? We just make up our own ending???

"We will end the war on motorists," proclaimed the new transport secretary Philip Hammond on his first day in office, providing an instant soundbite for Jeremy Clarkson fans everywhere

We live in a world of soudbites and so called "reality" tv. Maybe the new government feel there is some mileage in saying things that lots of people want to hear? Regardless of whether they belive it or it's achievable.

I didn't hear the whole story on the news but it seemed to be along the lines of "Israelie commandos stormed a relief convoy in international waters and someone on one of the boats dared to pull a knife"

They seem to be untouchable, with friends & bankers in very high places.

1) Nice to see the yanks, who produce more pollution generally than pretty much anyone else, shitting themselves for a change.

2) I think I just saw an Eel!

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Fav phrase – "lightly greased nipples"
Fav tool – Fanny Stretchers (for stretching rubber sleeving over soldered joints etc)
Fav connector "Dogs cock" (used for twisting wires together)

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I'm confused –

Two youths have been arrested . . . Kent Police said a 19-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and public order offences, while a 17-year-old boy was arrested on suspicion of common assault and public order

are they youths or are they 19 and 17??

god speed to all those who die in pursuit of happiness

and if the person concerned kills others as well as himself in his pursiut??

Does it have any windows?

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(LOL I nearly said kidnapped people but thought better of it!)

I know a police motorcyclist who hates this weather because he patrols the A272 and ends up picking up the pieces (literally sometimes) as it's a notorious stretch for bikers showing off.

That road is best avoided on Sundays. If I had a pound for every time a **** on a m'bike overtook me or someone in front of me and cut in front with literally inches to spare – and only missing the oncoming car because the innocent oncoming car slammed on his/her brakes to avoid a crash. And how often is the road between Upper Beeding and Washington or Washington and Steyning closed while they mop up the mess? Every Sunday you'll see bikes riding around and round the Shoreham flyover roundabout, knees scraping the ground . . . YOU ARE NOT A MOTORCYLE RACING CHAMPION YOU MUPPET! And if you want to see wheelie FAIL's – pop up to Whiteways at the top of Bury Hill any weekend.

There are hundreds of bikers who clearly enjoy a Sunday breakfast run and are no danger to themselves or the rest of us, and there are a few **** you spoil it for everyone.

Deleting the hidden file called "thumbs" seems to fix it.

cheers.

Are you changing the name of the second picture to what the first picture was before?

yes. I'll check 🙂

I love planes and jet engines – so that bit was memorable. Throw in a dead body and what's not to like? LOL

I watched up to where the guy got sucked into the jet engine on the beach – then I lost interest. Was that quite near the begining?

where is "said loch"? I've never heard of it?

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"When you stopped giving her the correct attention (non sexual) needs.

In one."

As in "A Hole In One" ?

If it was me I'd thank you for having a quiet word with me before I spent money converting anything.

12k – Instant Access

Something doesn't smell right . . . .

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Show your sensetive side by mentioning that you use shampoo, not soap when washing your hair. (assuming you have hair)

If you really want to weed out the losers, put a footnote saying something like . . . "whiners need not apply"

it's true then – the Australians are the worst losers in the world! No matter what the sport

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we needed 25 from 30 and my girlfriend said "that's quite an ask . . " then he hit a six 🙂

Excellent result.

Sounds familiar . . . .

lol

He/she certainly seems to have a lot of issues . . . .

Surely they are banning the person, not the "user name"? If the person comes back with another user name but continues to be a knob then he/she would be banned as soon as it was discovered. That's how I understand it anyway.

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You sure she wasn't just distracted by your cycling garb?

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who better to understand the needs of the man in the street than a man with 30 million pounds in the bank?

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Given that the Lib Dems came third why isn't David Cameron offering a Lab-Con coalition

far right plus far left – surely the outcome of any decisions made would be in the middle? So the "general population" will be happy? Only the right and left wing extremists, and the nutty parties will be dissapointed.

Sounds like a plan

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I would welcome it just to see Cameron's press conference afterwards

Now that would be a Tory Sky News clip worth seeing