I know a Razzle girl too and Zilla don’t be dissin the Farm

Met him at the Ulster in 07 and had a chinwag.

Decent chap, made my week. I might not be able to get my bike round the TT course anywhere near as well as he goes but I definitely could steer a widebeam barge ten times better.

Matt Roberts off-of bbc’s MotoGP coverage lives in my village oo er

Alan Turner off-of Emmerdale Farm once told me I could go before him at a hospital reception

Religious folk and the scientists of this field definitely have one thing in common. They can both devote their own lives to their beliefs knowing there have been ‘better’ people who have lived and died without having their beliefs confirmed.

I’m not ‘skilled’ enough to add to either camp so I’ll have to be happy with observing, understanding how lucky I am to have this much information to hand and to live in a time and place where life is good enough to be able to ponder such issues rather than having to scour a dump for food.

One thing I will add – Imagination can sometimes be a bit of a hinderance to those seeking a concrete answer especially from the science field. Methods follow theory. Imagine going back to talk to your great grandad about dna.

Who should I vote for if I think they’re all a total pile of sh1t?

I’d tick the option –

None of the above but I wish the fact I have come to this polling station and therefore I am seriously concerned about the running of my country to be recognised.

So don’t criticise me for not voting for the least worst option. That’s just participating so you can say at least I did ie. prolonging the problem.

A near death experience every now and then. The feeling is excellent, not a care or a worry in the world. You hear the birds sing and everything. Then over a period of time and scowling neighbours faces you end up letting things wind you up and doing crazy things like paying too much attention to adverts for sofas on the tellybox.

Before you know it you start to believe that the world is full of x-factor fans, or evil terrorists whereas in actual fact what they have you believe to be the majority is actually just the noisy minority.

babble babble waffle

I know exactly what you’ve done wrong…you’ve skimped on your headphones haven’t you.

They’ll spoil your ride if you let em

Had an 8v, same colour, original wheels, 3 door, big bumpered 1989. It was a minter after a couple of head gasket changes. Absolutely loved it. Solid car.

No power steering is a good workout.

Sold it a friend and he wrote it off.

ok maybe just LOL, class tho iDave

I wish I could pay for my five with an hours work.

iDave LOL ROFL LMFAO LMFCO

You. What’s my prize?

What’s the punishment for not completing this profiling in our democratic country?

The need to take a shizzle after more than a week, being busted up in a hospital bed. Proper panting pain.

If it’d been produced in a ‘looking at images of stars for an hour’ way many people would have tuned out. He’s there to try and make the layman look upwards. Thought it was pretty good but then I’d have enjoyed it just for some nice camera work.

Yep, I’m like that.

I’d put my dog on a million-billion-million sketch being on Harry Hill’s show this week

Newlyweds are into their 2nd week of marriage when the wife says to the husband…

I want to set the rules down about sex….

When my hair is nice and perfect…I definitely don’t want to have sex

If my hair is a little messed up and not that perfect…maybe I do maybe I don’t want to have sex….

but when my hair is messed up…I definitely want to have sex….

Husband says…..o.k. but I have my rules about sex also….

Every night when I come home from work I will have one can of beer…..

When I have one can of beer I definitely don’t want to have sex….

When I have a couple of beers, maybe I do…maybe I don’t want to have sex….

When I have a six pack or a case of beer……

I don’t give a **** about your hair……

I failed my first motorcycle test because it was hammering down and I was riding at 26 in a 30 zone when schoolies were filling the kerbs.

Apparantly my riding could be construed as encouraging them to cross. So next time I kept it pinned, road like a total donut, made a ton of mistakes and passed.

£££££££££££££££££££££££

In that case why not ban petrol, alcohol and tobacco altogether?

Oh yeah…

££££££££££££££££££££££££

Prodigy – Smack my bitch up

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the men actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when Fast Eddie outstretched his hand. “STOP!” he shouted in a firm voice. “Have you got a license for that thing?” Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit-Kat wrapper, and held it up to him. “OK” he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, “STOP!” “Have you got proof of insurance?” Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said “Carry on, ma’am.”

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection. “Oh, good grief,” cried Ethel, “Not the Breathalyzer again!”

Tell her about this thread. Ladies love that kind of thing

Should have filmed him crying and put it on youface, then punched him again the next day just for kicks. He’d either go one way or the other..

Mossy’s looking hot. Can’t just put that down to smoking. I reckon that face has seen more sun, sea-salt and man-salt than most. The crack probably doesn’t help either.

Just about breaking the routine. After meals, after drinks, after having not had one for an amount of time…

Bottom line is you know it makes sense

When I ride over a can and it sticks in my front wheel and makes my bike sound like a motorbike.

Probably at the speed you drive you maniac

In all seriousness it’s just down to what the locals are used to. You’re probably doing it safely, they’re just not used to seeing it done. I’ve witnessed the same heading for the ferry at Cairnryan.

Bring them down here and I’ll drive them into Manchester or Leeds at rush hour.

Is your boot open?

Cheers guys,

I’ve had a real good look at the Ghost AMR stuff but I guess this Norco just grabbed my attention because of the price reduction and the fact it’s a reduced bike that’s no Small or x-Small. I’m like that. Probably never even went on sale anywhere near 4k. I’ve always wanted something that I could chuck down any run and not worry about it falling apart but at the same time I want to be able to ride it to the top of the hill…