He thinks cotton comes from sheep. Fred’d ave known it doesn’t

I’m proud to be from the same area as Chris. He’s a tough nut. He knew the score as soon as he’d done it, long road.

You’d steal my wife and kids as quick!!!?!

If I had kids and was in fact married

Is that the one that Canon were offering as a bundle deal over christmas last year?

I bet she’s mint in bed

Go big or go home

joeydeacon redresses the balance.

granny_ring – Member
I wouldn’t spend that much with someone with no previous posting history but maybe that’s me being ultra cautious!

I sometimes think I know the most useless people who’d be equally as productive in life if they were born mute until I read messages on web forums.

Can see what you’re saying, more oxygen in the lungs, less flies

Set up a PayPal account and ordered 2 items on Thursday, they turned up earlier today. Big box, No sweets included :(

(Un)lucky fella. Sounds like you did a proper job of it.

Good luck with the healing.

Got up this morning.

Did nothing all day.

Going to bed now.

Night

As for Hamilton wtf is that attempt at face fuzz?

He can drive in F1 and have that gf, he will never be able to make himself cool though

Ecclestone is so desperate to televise some actual racing that he’s now changing the rules!?

I thought 2/3 race distance was declared a result?

No need for it.

Yesterday it was obviously a nice enough spot to pitch a tent.

Today it looks like an alchy bum’s been living there.

I could kill them, no joke, no exaggeration, an over-reaction I know but I could

Springsteen’s version was better

I know, I know but I like motorbikes.

How did that get in :wink:

It’s all gravy

Buy an Epson r240 for about £85 and some non-Epson cartridges (I pay £4 for a full set)

…careful now.

I’m guessing the first sentence is somewhere in those first 4 pages

You’ll be living on that for at least another season john

TrailMonkey I enjoy watching the intricacy of the passing when they’re attacking but when there’s 2 Barca defenders on the edge of their own box, stood 3 ft apart with no opposition pressure on them and they choose to play half a dozen passes between themselves for no apparant reason I get bored, maybe just me…

Junkyard leeds won one game against Man U so they are a better side.

I mean look at Liverpool, it’s their policy. Play total shite against the Blackpools of this world then step it up and run their legs off when Man U come to town

needs more racism

What’s that blue and yellow badge above?

I remember seeing one of them somewhere about 5 years ago

Funny how nobody has said 0-0 then pens.

I hope Barcelona don’t pass the enjoyment out of the game with ten thousand 3 foot one-twos…yawn

I hate Man U, Orange Five/Audi/iPhone… owners so naturally I’ll be supporting the team from another country.

Being serious…
1.United 1-0 (but a good game)
2.A bar that doesn’t have the person described above in it
3.Barca obviously
4.Might be easier to count those staying on their feet, for both sides sadly

It’s been revealed Ryan Giggs’ wife has just left him. She’s got half of everything. She now has 6 more Premier League medals than Steven Gerrard.

Thailand or Ireland depending on the time of year.

Living in Yorkshire’s pretty good mind

Have I really just witnessed some praise for a fellow human on an internet message forum!?

I feel all warm

Yeah they do John but they’re a tenner more and the staff don’t lift their eyes to talk to you.

Porn…………..me…………………………grotsurfing indeed.

John and uplink tomorrow I’m on it like a car bonnet as they say in Cheryl Cole-Land

AlpineStars motocross gloves for the win

super injection for the win

Ramsey Gordon is that by chance.

Thanks everyone. It is amazing the difference warm water makes.

Grant I thought only I would think about doing that :-)

Thought you were going elsewhere with your opening sentence then Zulus. They didn’t give me any.

I can do a certain amount using the other hand (and my face bizzarly) but it’s still so stiff. I’d looked at Powerball but it’s probably a bit early for that, more strength than mobility.

Invite him for a dinner time walk

uh-oh

Space. But not too much