Or this

This thread is crap.

Someone had to.

RIP Jimbo

Just seen a woman on the news who looked disappointed when she found out his coffin wasn’t made from gold. Ha, they nick metals from war memorials round ere.

Calderdale is totally crap. Grubbers everywhere. Don’t come go

Hope brakes on the new one?

The machining on the calipers is very nice

blah blah filing cabinet blah

looks sweet

treat it to a dropper

There’s a MTB Peak District group of the book of faces if you’re on there

I’ve just been out after a lay off of only 5 weeks with injury then illness and I was surprised how much behind the bike I was. I’m normally on it, a few seconds in front of what my wheels are going over and flowing but today.

Bad time of year to be off it. Them roots and rocks that are hiding under the leaves are slipperier than ever.

That’s not to say I wish any of you anything other than the best time ever.

I just think we should make more time for eachother and kids shouldn’t be writing present lists in autumn

Christmas is for kids and alcaholics and profits.

I honestly don’t see what the problem is.

For me? Overpriced plane tickets

Perhaps you could think on a little as to *why* people get together at Christmas and why they might not always be able to do so at other times of the year.

I know this one. Obligation in a debt and greed driven society.

Obviously I’m generalising.

It is a little concerning that so many of you need an occasion to spend time with loved ones.

With no kids and being 30 I’d prefer to be on a beach somewhere but I wouldn’t say hate it. I’d just prefer to have it for the last 2 weeks of December rather than half of october, november and december. Wouldn’t give comet santa time to deliver all those electricals then though would it.

Them canal banks can be supergnarley

althepal FTW

R.I.P to those lost.

Accident on type of road nobody is taught to drive on as a standard shocker.

The test is wrong. It teaches people to satisfy a ticksheet, not to demonstate full control of a vehicle in different scenarios. Having said that I dare say motorway pile-ups still happen in Finland.

Loved that ton.

Was a bit light on swearing tho 😉

Out of interest do these ss engines do it when you’re parallel parking or 3 point turning? That would just be stupid. I know a woman who would need an uprated starter as well as battery if that was true.

I was in Bradford at the weekend. It’s a shole with some nice arcitecture. I saw a young asian man wearing a t-shirt saying “we have your country, you can keep your queen”

Leeds isn’t much better.

I know one thing for sure, it wasn’t in the midlands

I have considered this question.

Not for long but it’s nice to know I’m not a total oddball

My only qualms about riding pretty much any trail are as follows:-

Is your blood pumping Mr Woppit?

Every thread descends into some form of cloaked/backhanded insult when clearly we all know absolutely naff all about each other.

Maybe one day when this capitalist democracy way has been shown only to create greedy people and a ‘them and us attitude’ some country that’s not living on it’s past will come and impose their regime onto the UK.

‘engineered liberal capitalist democracy’ I feel sick.

Regardless of what I know him to have done and not done I am totally sick of the media saying ‘his death’

Why don’t they tell it like it is and call it ‘his killing’?

Why do they have to rebrand and spoon feed us everything?

I’m more offended by the use of the words;

Sessioned
Awesome and
Stoked

Anyone using them should be taken out and Gadaffi’d

(Which, if society’s not gone over that particular ‘them and us’ cliff yet, should still be offensive to someone here)

People can’t even spell nobhead any more

Cheers Matt.

I’ll have a proper look at it tomorrow and let you know if I can’t

Why can’t you all just live where you live without being bitches about where you don’t live.

Aren’t they based in Switzerland or somewhere equally sterile and non-confrontational?

I’ve had more colourful conversations with the Odeon booking line.

It should be making noises like an Isle of Man campsite full of germans at TT time.

You’ve got to bounce it off the rev limiter in every gear for the first 8k miles to get the oil flowing you see.

Call it MP.

It will pay about as much attention to you.

10 mens debt is another mans duck island

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=10228

Gone for one of these because it’s a Vivaro not a Transporter 8)

muchos gracias guys. I think that will be a tidy solution

I might be able to fit a lock to that somewhere

Yeah 1111. That’s just what I was looking for. If it locked it would be super awesome and I’d be stoked 8)

Where’s can I buy?

Me neither

They’re only half an hour away.

That’s that sorted then

Sold Derek, where do I pay?

I’ll have a look at megavanmats then

I learned there’s a lining between the muscle and the skin which (usually) stops the muscle pushing the skin up into a bulge. Hernia-style.

I was paying so much attention I forgot what it’s called.