that seems a lot of money for something that offensive to my eyes.

this happens to me every few months or so, and I just cut off 1cm of tube to get a clean end again…

So how long will it take until your tube is too short to use?

That Dainese Girl looks like someone's photoshopped an ugly head on a good body.

haha – spot the simpsons fans on singletrack…

a mate of mine tried to use his credit card & the credit card company stopped the transactions & cancelled the card because they thought it wasn't him!

where do you stop? all bmw drivers? all german car drivers? all those who drive european made cars? all car drivers?!

Here's mine in 853 flavour…

You need driving licence, passport, mot, insurance certificates, mothers id, v5, receipt for car, all your petrol receipts for the last 10 years & a letter from the queen granting permission.

i think it would be a bad thing for the national side if too many of the england starters signed for city and played no european football in the season leading up to the world cup finals.

On the other hand could that not benefit the national team if they've played 20 less games in a season?

Finally got round to uploading some from phone to interweb…

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It's very much in the style of Silent Running

For some reason my mind thought Cool Runnings!

my nearest cineworld is 121 miles away.

My nearest local independent cinema is about 3 miles away, has a waiter service to bring you booze when you're sat down & even better Moon will be showing from the 17th.

toyo proxies keep my car pointing in roughly the right direction.

torchwood is the mature spin off, it's got men kissing men & some swear words.

Really enjoying it. No idea what you're bitchin about: "Eastenders" and romance? Eh?

Bloke is understandably a bit emotional and shaken by essentially causing the death of his long term friend, fellow "soldier" and lover.

That doesn't seem particularly over the top to me.

Perhaps he should have just muttered "Blast!" and stared into the middle distance. Would that have been "subtle" enough?

To be fair I wrote before they died, which for once John Barrowman didn't overact.

Last night "The Midwife" pointed out that Dr Who is being a bit slack, shows up for the easy stuff – Daleks, Cybermen, Sycorax – but where is he when there are child stealing, smoke breathing sticky crab like thingies with a kid in the middle?

Also I heard them say something about Martha Jones being on holiday? Surely if she's that important she would cut short her honeymoon??

The only other thing that got me slightly was the cameraman who went in took ages to go through the airlock but when the alien came over him he was out pretty sharpish & no one seemed to mind the big dollops of alien juice on his suit!

quite like it – BUT Captain Jack is annoying… Gwen is quite hot, BUT i've noticed she's got a bit of a gap tooth thing going on which cools her down abit….

& the thing that annoys me most is all the bloody love stuff… It's not eastenders, I couldn't care less if you're straight, gay, only like robots/aliens/mutated space monkeys from mars (delete as applicable) but please concentrate on the terror/sci fi aspect & try not to overact & make it more enjoyable for us people watching.

That said I still quite like it.

aah cool – got it working 🙂

Come on Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggglannnnnnnnnnndddddddd!

ok – so how on earth does that work then 🙂

who is this Michael Jackson chap who’s died?

Is he like Usher or Justin Timberlake?

Seems to be putting the spanish off tho!

i weigh about 9stone depending if I’ve had a poo recently.

the bottom chap looks like he’s made a stinky.

only criticism is if you didn’t know it wasn’t you’d think you were watching an episode of league of gentlemen.

Loved Lomax’s collection & all the serial killer references

grievoustim where should the music come from in a bar? Radio 2?

check out the Falmouth Legends for a local level look at the people who like to stand out around er Falmouth.

how about this for a moan – I’ve done it for the last 2 years & slogged through the mud & despite it all I’ve had fun…. This year my mate is getting married @ 2pm on Saturday & I’m not racing & it going to be DRY & SUNNY!

Gav – that looks like tehidy woods?

apparently FIFA are looking into it to get rid of them for the world cup!

NZ are doing fantastically well against Spain!

I thought Andorra were baaaaad…

so you gave a handjob to your wife, now she’s giving you back a handjob – provided you keep it clean for her?

some good cgi work there…

there’s no way you had that much sun in Scotland!

£80 million?

If they chucked in an extra £20 million they could’ve bought Newcastle Utd!

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Finally got round to seeing the new Star Trek yesterday was pretty good, not quite as good as I was expecting but I’ve gotta give the director credit for squeezing Sabotage onto the soundtrack…

Not sure about the new Terminator, too much time travel in films creates too many paradoxes… Transformers should be good, thought the first one would be poo – not bad for a movie based on a toy!

Guess the next film i’ll be watching will be Drag Me to Hell.

how about these 661’s?

Give her your number, or ask her if she’d fancy meeting for a coffee sometime

ask him the best way to cook human flesh if you were deep in the jungle & you were a bit peckish.

Wonder if they did much retouching on her.

And I agree with Chela – Rooney is better in the middle of the park, hes not a winger.

A whinger maybe, but not a winger!

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