Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I’m bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Stick with me now, I’m ready and how
I’m really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I’m starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,
You’re never alone when I’m around
You can always rely on me,
I’m your friend, my love won’t bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I’m so eager to please,
Stick with me and I’ll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
‘Cause I’m a vibrator,
Pleased I’m ready to start,
I’m vi-vi-vi-vibrator, with a power pack for a heart