It's got a set of the "really hard red ones" in at the moment (all they had left when I rang pace a couple of years ago) – to all intents and purposes it's a rigid fork… I'm a big lad, and most movement i've seen at the end of a ride is maybe 2cm.
Dead Salmon
Trout
Fried Trout
Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce
Herring.
Red Herring
Dead Herring
Dead Loss
Heads Together
Dead Together
Dead Gear
Dead Donkeys
Lead Donkeys
Sole Manier
Dead Sole
Rock Cod
Turbot
Haddock
White Bait
the Places
Fish
Bream
Mackerel
Salmon
Poached Salmon
Poached Salmon In A White Wine Sauce
Salmon-monia
Helen Shapiro
Dead Monkeys
or i might just revive Armitage Shanks and the Ballcocks
My own take on this is that Any photo counts – Digi SLR, Compact, Cameraphone, Film, Plate Camera, Pinhole – even at a push X-Rays (could be a useful way to fill an otherwise photo-free day) :-)